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Self-confessed ALT clown in classroom spitwad fest?

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Self-confessed ALT clown in classroom spitwad fest?

Postby yanpa » Mon Nov 09, 2015 9:01 am

Via one of these "funny anecdotes sites", an ALT keeping it classy:

Stuff The Translation

(I’m an American working as an assistant language teacher in Japan. I work with multiple JTEs, or Japanese teachers of English, in teaching English at junior high schools. I’m not allowed to speak Japanese during English class, so many JTEs take it upon themselves to translate my words for me when the students absolutely cannot understand and make repeated incorrect guesses. One particular JTE, however, is adamant about never translating for me, even when the students become so confused that the lesson cannot progress. This has been going on for a couple of months when this lesson takes place. The Japanese are, as a whole, very strict in terms of cleanliness and preventing the spread of germs and sickness.)


Me: *holding up a stuffed animal* “This is a dog!”
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The lesson continues without further incident, except that the JTE keeps staring at the spit wad on his desk. After class gets out, I throw the spit wad away then kindly wipe down his desk to remove the traces of spit. Maybe next time he’ll translate for me.)


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Re: Self-confessed ALT clown in classroom spitwad fest?

Postby Coligny » Mon Nov 09, 2015 9:24 am

For those wanting to understand something... RTFA...

Or enjoy the confusion... I guess...
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Re: Self-confessed ALT clown in classroom spitwad fest?

Postby matsuki » Mon Nov 09, 2015 3:39 pm

Every story I hear/read about they failed system is further proof I was wise to avoid ever delving in, even part-time.
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Re: Self-confessed ALT clown in classroom spitwad fest?

Postby inflames » Tue Nov 10, 2015 12:45 am

Not always right has some pretty funny stories.

This one is definitely a miss.
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