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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Coligny » Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:02 pm



NATO... embarrassing itself...
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Russell » Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:11 pm

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NATO... embarrassing itself...

On some level I can understand.

They have to show solidarity as an alliance. Otherwise Putin will abuse his newly found freedom to fly over the Turks. Or so, is the thinking. Apparently.
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Coligny » Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:19 pm

Russell wrote:On some level I can understand.

They have to show solidarity as an alliance. Otherwise Putin will abuse his newly found freedom to fly over the Turks. Or so, is the thinking. Apparently.


Plus if you don't shoot them down when they trespass for 17s what will come next ?
Trespassing for 30s or even a full minute...

We can't have that...
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Tsuru » Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:43 pm

In fairness to the Turks, this is the only way to deal with an aggressive Russia. It was no coincidence the Su24 overflew the same teeny tiny bit of Turkey twice in a row. It is just the latest in a row of transgressions that have been going on for months, and they had no choice but to follow through after threatening to shoot down the next aircraft what flew into Turkish airspace. Imagine this was not Turkey but Israel... they would have done exactly the same in my estimation.

Putin was looking to see how far he could he could push his luck, and he got a bloody nose.
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Coligny » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:26 pm

This is sort of shortcutting the fact that the carpet shaggers are supporting Daesh against Assad...
Those beggars that were crawling on the floor to enter the EU when there was money but stopped caring after the 2008 crisis. Their support would give full justification for France and Russia to turn them into a glass parking lot. But even just Bombing them back to the stone age would be an improvment for them.
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Russell » Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:01 am

Russia deploys advanced S-400 air-defence missile system in Syria after Turkey downs one of its jets

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Rumor has it that Coligny has booked a sightseeing tour to Syria near the Turkish border...
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Coligny » Thu Nov 26, 2015 12:27 pm

I managed to get the Honeymoon suite of the Charles de Gaulle. Wanna come with me Russel ? Waterbed, ceiling mirrors... Tie downs, chains and branded leather hotpants provided...
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Russell » Thu Nov 26, 2015 6:43 pm

Coligny wrote:I managed to get the Honeymoon suite of the Charles de Gaulle. Wanna come with me Russell ? Waterbed, ceiling mirrors... Tie downs, chains and branded leather hotpants provided...

Isn't that a hotel in Paris? Or an airport? The Missus is refusing to fly through that airport coming Xmess. Wondering why. And the Air France flights are so cheap.

But returning to Syria and Turkey, nah, I am not a fan of Turkish baths...
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Coligny » Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:26 pm

sort of airport-ish...

we dun't need yer waifu anyways...

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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Tsuru » Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:28 pm

We probably won't have to wait long before we get to see what it looks like when a TOW hits an S400 launcher
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby yanpa » Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:25 pm

Coligny wrote:sort of airport-ish...

we dun't need yer waifu anyways...

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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby wagyl » Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:54 pm

yanpa wrote:
Coligny wrote:sort of airport-ish...

we dun't need yer waifu anyways...


Nice helicopter carrier.

You've been Gypped on that deal.
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Coligny » Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:57 pm

yanpa wrote:
Coligny wrote:sort of airport-ish...

we dun't need yer waifu anyways...

r91.jpg


Nice helicopter carrier.


n00bz... the R91 is a NPAC...
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Coligny » Fri Nov 27, 2015 12:00 am

Tsuru wrote:We probably won't have to wait long before we get to see what it looks like when a TOW hits an S400 launcher


I think Vlad got that shit covered from the start. Plus you're not supposed to deploy long range SAMs in enemy territory...

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can be fixed with bicycle tire patches....
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby yanpa » Fri Nov 27, 2015 12:04 am

Coligny wrote:
yanpa wrote:
Coligny wrote:sort of airport-ish...

we dun't need yer waifu anyways...

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Nice helicopter carrier.


n00bz... the R91 is a NPAC...


Does your helicopter carrier have a ski ramp? Ours does. Also it's bigger. Also twice the number of sticky-uppy-tower things. And we'll have two (2) of them. Neh neh. :twisted:
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Coligny » Fri Nov 27, 2015 7:36 am

If I wuz youz... I'd wait for the seaworthiness to even talk aboot them...
Are they Floaty yet ?
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby yanpa » Fri Nov 27, 2015 8:38 am

I'm pretty sure they'll get some floating done in between long periods in dry dock having design flaws expensively fixed ;)
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Coligny » Fri Nov 27, 2015 12:41 pm



Turkey be so lonely right nao...
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby matsuki » Fri Nov 27, 2015 2:22 pm

Coligny wrote:


Turkey be so lonely right nao...


You realize what day it is...right? :-D

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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby SovietSupreme » Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:03 pm

Russell wrote:Turkey downs Russian military aircraft near Syria’s border
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Those Turk baboons are no worry to the fighters of the Glorious Russian Homeland.

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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Tsuru » Fri Dec 18, 2015 3:55 am

Well, well, well...

BA 777 wot caught fire in Vegas is to be repaired and fly again.

I guess they negotiated a nice fat settlement with whomever underwrites GE aero engines.
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Coligny » Fri Dec 18, 2015 6:49 am

So, he'll be in the news again in1 or 2 decades...
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Russell » Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:49 am

Coligny wrote:So, he'll be in the news again in1 or 2 decades...

At least it keeps this thread going...
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Coligny » Fri Dec 18, 2015 9:33 am

Russell wrote:
Coligny wrote:So, he'll be in the news again in1 or 2 decades...

At least it keeps this thread going...


We could also post cats pictures...

Or salticidae with water droplets on their heads...
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Postby Tsuru » Fri Dec 18, 2015 7:10 pm

Coligny wrote:So, he'll be in the news again in1 or 2 decades...
If I were you I'd send them an email to warn them
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Coligny » Fri Dec 18, 2015 7:57 pm

Tsuru wrote:
Coligny wrote:So, he'll be in the news again in1 or 2 decades...
If I were you I'd send them an email to warn them


Thanks, please do.
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Russell » Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:33 pm

Tsuru wrote:
Coligny wrote:So, he'll be in the news again in1 or 2 decades...
If I were you I'd send them an email to warn them

After repairing that plane, will they sell it?

Please, keep us informed where it ends up. I'd like to know.
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Wage Slave » Sat Dec 19, 2015 1:15 am

Russell wrote:
Tsuru wrote:
Coligny wrote:So, he'll be in the news again in1 or 2 decades...
If I were you I'd send them an email to warn them

After repairing that plane, will they sell it?

Please, keep us informed where it ends up. I'd like to know.

Yes. Me too please. Hopefully it will end up doing cargo runs to Burkino Faso or somewhere like that.

Yeah, I know. If the engineers say it's safe, it's safe.
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Tsuru » Sat Dec 19, 2015 4:01 am

Open this link and keep hitting F5 :D
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Re: JAL 787 on fire !!!! OMG WTF BBQ...

Postby Coligny » Sat Dec 19, 2015 9:36 am

Wage Slave wrote:
Russell wrote:
Tsuru wrote:
Coligny wrote:So, he'll be in the news again in1 or 2 decades...
If I were you I'd send them an email to warn them

After repairing that plane, will they sell it?

Please, keep us informed where it ends up. I'd like to know.

Yes. Me too please. Hopefully it will end up doing cargo runs to Burkino Faso or somewhere like that.

Yeah, I know. If the engineers say it's safe, it's safe.



Come on, that Titanic boat was perfectly safe... And that new LCS Milwaukee almost made it back home by itself...

Arrogance and engineering... Not a good mix...

But I'm certain those chinese peasants doing airline maintenance work in Shenzen's sweatshops will perfectly heal back this former hull loss into a glorious symbol of modern flightworthyness.
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