Random Gaijin Video of the Day

[matsuki]

If that's Take's "average" FG competition for girls round his parts, and he still gets frustrated....well...

[Samurai_Jerk]

this is an average figure of you gaijijn dudes before coming to japan, seeing the realness and being treated as an alien matter here.

So you basically see no difference between gaijin and Japanese men. How magnanimous of you.

[Takechanpoo]

[BigInJapan]

this is an average figure of you gaijijn dudes before coming to japan, seeing the realness and being treated as an alien matter here.

Umm, no. This guy (that is a guy right?) represents a very small fraction of Weeaboo aka Wapanese (Wannabe Japanese), usually raving fans of Japanese manga/anime/J-pop, etc.

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Weeaboo/Wapanese are not to be confused with some long-term foreigners in Japan who have gained experience in more traditional arts or occupations, etc. (martial arts, calligraphy, shakuhachi/shamisen, taiko, sword-making to name a few).

[kurogane]

Weeaboo/Wapanese are not to be confused with some long-term foreigners in Japan who have gained experience in more traditional arts or occupations, etc. (martial arts, calligraphy, shakuhachi/shamisen, taiko, sword-making to name a few).

Or, for that matter, with long term FGs that couldn't a flying fucking toss for any of those those on your list (not that there's anything wrong with them) and particpate in even more traditonal Japanese arts and crafts like drinking, peeing in public, waking up and going to work, fucking, and going to a Sento occasionally.

But a nice distinction, not that it wasn't lost of him The main thing to remember is he is the local verson of those guys pictured. I do get surprised how often I get schtick from the Karate Kids for not doing anything like that, mind, which does suggest a certain nerdishness amongst some, not that there's much wrong with that either

[omae mona]

Or, for that matter, with long term FGs that couldn't a flying fucking toss for any of those those on your list (not that there's anything wrong with them) and particpate in even more traditonal Japanese arts and crafts like drinking, peeing in public, waking up and going to work, fucking, and going to a Sento occasionally.

I do think this is a whole different category of people, and I think we need a term for them. Peeaboo?

[Coligny]

Weeaboo/Wapanese are not to be confused with some long-term foreigners in Japan who have gained experience in more traditional arts or occupations, etc. (martial arts, calligraphy, shakuhachi/shamisen, taiko, sword-making to name a few).

Or, for that matter, with long term FGs that couldn't a flying fucking toss for any of those those on your list (not that there's anything wrong with them) and particpate in even more traditonal Japanese arts and crafts like drinking, peeing in public, waking up and going to work, fucking, and going to a Sento occasionally.

But a nice distinction, not that it wasn't lost of him The main thing to remember is he is the local verson of those guys pictured. I do get surprised how often I get schtick from the Karate Kids for not doing anything like that, mind, which does suggest a certain nerdishness amongst some, not that there's much wrong with that either

Not so sure, the weaboo is busy with his stuff.
While our local chimp is busy trolling around forums shitting in his hands trying to smear it everywhere and shouting "you gaijin are dirty and have shit on your walls"

The weaboo have weird taste...
The local chimp, inexistant without antagonism, is more a pathology... The "blow fuse/run into crowd with knife" or "kill sister/rape the corpse for weeks" kind...

[kurogane]

Or, for that matter, with long term FGs that couldn't a flying fucking toss for any of those those on your list (not that there's anything wrong with them) and particpate in even more traditonal Japanese arts and crafts like drinking, peeing in public, waking up and going to work, fucking, and going to a Sento occasionally.

I do think this is a whole different category of people, and I think we need a term for them. Peeaboo?

Shon-boo??

Do any FG actually pee in public anymore? I gave that up when they stopped locking the public WCs at night. So that people wouldn't use them. Because they're toilets.

[Takechanpoo]

no, that italian boy undoubtedly belongs to the same circle of you gaijin dudes.
its an extreme form of japanologist.

[Coligny]

no, that italian boy undoubtedly belongs to the same circle of you gaijin dudes.
its an extreme form of japanologist.

Since gaijins, like vaginas, are two things you never saw upclose in real life, we sure as hell trust your analysis...

/not

[kurogane]

Does anybody else ever wonder if he is just typing out random BS in pseudo-English, then using Google Translate twice to make it even more nonsensical?

As an example: "an extreme form of japanologist". I get that he's not lucid enough to understand that specific terms often have specific meanings that haven't occurred to his autism addled mind, but even complete nincompoops must understand that using a highly specialised terms like "japanologist" to mean the dead opposite only shows your lack of rationality not your possession of it. Not that a 22 year old welfare recipient living in a bed sit in Hackney would care.

[Coligny]

Does anybody else ever wonder if he is just typing out random BS in pseudo-English, then using Google Translate twice to make it even more nonsensical?

As an example: "an extreme form of japanologist". I get that he's not lucid enough to understand that specific terms often have specific meanings that haven't occurred to his autism addled mind, but even complete nincompoops must understand that using a highly specialised terms like "japanologist" to mean the dead opposite only shows your lack of rationality not your possession of it. Not that a 22 year old welfare recipient living in a bed sit in Hackney would care.

No, the mystery is when he actually make sense, not the 99% of the time where he write shit with his feets...

[Takechanpoo]

Does anybody else ever wonder if he is just typing out random BS in pseudo-English, then using Google Translate twice to make it even more nonsensical?

As an example: "an extreme form of japanologist". I get that he's not lucid enough to understand that specific terms often have specific meanings that haven't occurred to his autism addled mind, but even complete nincompoops must understand that using a highly specialised terms like "japanologist" to mean the dead opposite only shows your lack of rationality not your possession of it. Not that a 22 year old welfare recipient living in a bed sit in Hackney would care.

i mean there is merely a quantitative difference between the morning musume boy and "decent" japanophile gaijins, or no qualitative difference there.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle_of_charity

[Takechanpoo]

wtf....could you refrain from doing it in my home town? thank you

[TennoChinko]

What the fuck was that?

Gaijin Walking Dead service?

[Coligny]

i mean waarglarbbarrrrgllaarrrbbbbwaarrrrrglllarrrrbbb...

Stop attributing yourself human qualities monkey boy...

[Samurai_Jerk]

What the fuck was that?

Gaijin Walking Dead service?

That looks like a pretty standard or even tame Pentecostal service.

[Grumpy Gramps]

Yes, christians are weird ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Takechanpoo]

and i guess those 2 or 3 asians in the vids are korean who are doing missionary activities of kimchinized christianity around Fussa area.

[Takechanpoo]

kick the dogs owner

[Takechanpoo]

this type of non-macho humorous flexible gaijin tend to be really liked by j-natives and can easily assimilate into j-society as quickly as lighting.
but among you gaijin circle, this type one is most unpopular, right? "you are a shame for us gaijins!! "

[Russell]

this type of non-macho humorous flexible gaijin tend to be really liked by j-natives and can easily assimilate into j-society as quickly as lighting.
but among you gaijin circle, this type one is most unpopular, right? "you are a shame for us gaijins!! "

In the West he would qualify to be instituted to an asylum, that's why we don't like him.

Wondering, though, why the guy went to the Hongo campus of Tokyo University in the first video.

[kurogane]

The Mokkori pants aside that is pretty tame by Jpn TV standards, but the reason we don't or wouldn't like him is because he's a talentless goof. I don't go much for that collective identity BS like Japanese do, so he's not a disgrace or anything, but without Youtube he wouldn't be anything at all..........except for a sad Eikaiwa Lifer. And most anybody knows you have to get prior permission to film on any campus I have ever been on, especially a national university.

[Takechanpoo]

"stop that gaijin!"

[Takechanpoo]

[legion]

"stop that gaijin!"

save me the trouble of sitting thru that video and please tell me if there was a point to it.

Was there a point to posting it to Youtube, was there a point to you posting it here?

The internet uses more electricity than Russia, perhaps we need to switch it off for a while.

[wuchan]

"stop that gaijin!"

save me the trouble of sitting thru that video and please tell me if there was a point to it.

Was there a point to posting it to Youtube, was there a point to you posting it here?

The internet uses more electricity than Russia, perhaps we need to switch it off for a while.

Riding while gaijin. Cop wanted proof the bike was his and not stolen. The cop's attitude changed when he realized the gaijin wasn't going to turn off the camera.

[legion]

Riding while gaijin. Cop wanted proof the bike was his and not stolen. The cop's attitude changed when he realized the gaijin wasn't going to turn off the camera.

Thank you, perhaps Tpoo can take note and save you the trouble in future.

[Takechanpoo]

save me the trouble of sitting thru that video and please tell me if there was a point to it.

Was there a point to posting it to Youtube, was there a point to you posting it here?

The internet uses more electricity than Russia, perhaps we need to switch it off for a while.

eh? wtf. you are already suffering from brain softening? initial symptoms of it? it must be.

[legion]

save me the trouble of sitting thru that video and please tell me if there was a point to it.

Was there a point to posting it to Youtube, was there a point to you posting it here?

The internet uses more electricity than Russia, perhaps we need to switch it off for a while.

eh? wtf. you are already suffering from brain softening? initial symptoms of it? it must be.

yes, the bland and pointless shit people post on the interweb is softening my ishi atama

I guess the bicycle in the video was not registered at a police station.