Target: silicon, self-adhesive cups, FRONT HOOK

[Taro Toporific]

JAPAN: Nubra A Huge Hit With Consumers 17 Dec 2003 / Just-style.com--- End of year surveys in Japan have revealed that the American-made strapless Nubra has been the single greatest apparel hit with women this year, with over 210,000 bras sold since its launch in March. Accounting for more than half the global sales of Nubra, the bras - which boast silicon-like, self-adhesive cups connected at the front by a hook - are being prized as breast enhancers say industry commentators. ...

[Big Booger]

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[GargoyleTS]

More proof men are perverts. We want perky boobs, so we make bras. Now we want 'em perky *and* we want to think they are naturally so. This is gonna make things ackward for a while. Your getting into things and slip a hand up her shirt and pull out half a boob!

Also, new street sport: Rodeo! Bump her just right and set those doggies free! Extra points if she *really* believes it was an accident! (no, I haven't looked closely to see if this is possible, and yes, I would never do it to anyone i wasn't already intimate with)

[kamome]

The last thing we need is another device that J-girls can use to fool us gullible guys into believing their proportions are better than they really are.

This looks like a sophisticated version of bra-stuffing.

[GomiGirl]

You are all making mountains out of molehills..


But then that is the purpose of bra stuffing!!

[kamome]

Isn't mountain-making a bit unfair? I mean, I don't stuff a rolled-up pair of socks down my pants to impress the girls.

Kamome's pithy quotable quote about Japan: "Look beyond the packaging". For all dudes: J-girls are very skilled at packaging themselves well, but I have found that many are not as beautiful in reality as they seem at first glance.

[Taro Toporific]

"Look beyond the packaging". For all dudes: J-girls are very skilled at packaging themselves well, but I have found that many are not as beautiful in reality as they seem at first glance.

Taro's corollary...
Always go to rotenburo at the beginning of a relationship. In the hot spring and AFTER, the true beauty without artifice comes out... often it's a good surprise.

[GomiGirl]

Isn't mountain-making a bit unfair? I mean, I don't stuff a rolled-up pair of socks down my pants to impress the girls.

Kamome's pithy quotable quote about Japan: "Look beyond the packaging". For all dudes: J-girls are very skilled at packaging themselves well, but I have found that many are not as beautiful in reality as they seem at first glance.

Why is it unfair? Are you just talking simply physical beauty (which is not due to anything other than good genes and not due to any virtue of the person)

You have to make the most of what you have.. but in the long run, isn't it the inside that counts.. often the marketing is just to keep you interested until you can meet the full package? I mean the inner beauty as well.

but some people are just good at marketing themselves while others are pure gold to the core!!

As in everything - let the buyer beware.. (either that or you get what you pay for!!)

[Big Booger]

I think you can wash these fake tit enhancers in the dishwasher..

I saw them rinsing it on TV in water.. I bet they make the lady's tits sweat.. being that they are stuck on so tightly.

[Andocrates]

A really flat chested girl has limited options when it comes to clothes and the female form. So I have no problem with a girl "beefing" up. I wish there were more options for this thin spot on the top of my head.

[Taro Toporific]

... I have no problem with a girl "beefing" up. I wish there were more options for this thin spot on the top of my head.

GETS CLEAN!

[Big Booger]

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[Andocrates]

But don't you feel it's kind of a trick for you to expect a full rack when she's padded, tucked, and taped to make her peppers poke out, and then when you go in for a closer inspection, you find that you were left with little tatertot tits?

I know if she's Japanese what to expect in the way of boobs, so it doesn't bother me. What's more interesting about Japanese girls is even the ones with nice sized boobs still wear thick padded bras.

Bald heads look good on big guys, but I'm just 5'7 150 lbs so I'd look like Moby But at least I don't comb-over.

[GomiGirl]

A really flat chested girl has limited options when it comes to clothes and the female form. So I have no problem with a girl "beefing" up. I wish there were more options for this thin spot on the top of my head.

The reverse is true as well.. it is hard for gals like me to get bras that can fit in Japan..

But these little silicon things are not for enhancing - rather as a strapless, backless alternative. It must be hurting the sales of gaffer tape. *

* For those who don't know the purposes of gaffer tape as an alternative to bras ask your girlfriends/wives

[kurohinge1]

There are always these ...





BTW, my Japanese friends call the comb-over a bar code, as that's what it looks like with black hair.

[Andocrates]

The reverse is true as well.. it is hard for gals like me to get bras that can fit in Japan..

Oh man, tell me more

[kamome]

Why is it unfair? ...but some people are just good at marketing themselves while others are pure gold to the core!!

GG, that isn't marketing, it's false advertising! That's where the unfairness lies. If I think I'm getting one thing and wind up getting something else, it's fraudulent.

And yes, I am speaking in pure physical terms. But if I discover that a girl has "marketed" herself falsely to me, I don't find it to be a good way to start out a relationship. The false advertising approach may be good for roping in a guy in the first instance, but not at retaining him for the long term.

[GomiGirl]

And yes, I am speaking in pure physical terms. But if I discover that a girl has "marketed" herself falsely to me, I don't find it to be a good way to start out a relationship. The false advertising approach may be good for roping in a guy in the first instance, but not at retaining him for the long term.

That is why you should always get naked after the first date or two.. well that is my excuse anyway!! What is the point in spending a heap of lead-up time for something that is not going to be long term.. I don't believe in fake shyness.

Shallow ain't I?

[GomiGirl]

Why is it unfair? ...but some people are just good at marketing themselves while others are pure gold to the core!!

GG, that isn't marketing, it's false advertising! That's where the unfairness lies. If I think I'm getting one thing and wind up getting something else, it's fraudulent.

Actually now that I think about it.. I have something to ask you (and the other guys). What is a girl advertising by the size of her boobs? You know it is not something that she has any control over except under the surgeons knife.

And if girls are being judged by the size of their boobs, then doesn't she have the right to augment them either permanently or not? But even then she is judged for false advertising.. can't win really.

[Alcazar]

Actually now that I think about it.. I have something to ask you (and the other guys). What is a girl advertising by the size of her boobs? You know it is not something that she has any control over except under the surgeons knife.

The boobs don't represent anything else to a guy's immediate mind except pure sexual attraction!, (besides subconciously indicating her breastfeeding ability from a survival of the fittest perspective, but let's keep this fun).

And if girls are being judged by the size of their boobs, then doesn't she have the right to augment them either permanently or not? But even then she is judged for false advertising.. can't win really.

No, women should get breast implants if they want, I love them. The false advertising factor doesn't really apply for implants because they don't dissapear like breast-inserts when the clothes come off.....

Cosmetic surgery to bone structure etc, I would view differently because you don't want to end up having children with a woman you think looks a certain way and then you have all these little kids with Roman noses or whatever. And then she's like 'Oh, I had cosmetic surgery earlier, I didn't tell you'.

Just to add though, I read recently that a Swedish study found that women who had gotten breast implants were 3x more likely to commit suicide than the general population.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2826933.stm

[GomiGirl]

OOOhhhh dear me Alcazar you really like to walk the razor's edge don't you.

So a woman's value is determined by her genes? (or how she looks in her jeans?)

Isn't there more to the package?

(Yes I am deliberately being the devil's advocate here)

[Caustic Saint]

OOOhhhh dear me Alcazar you really like to walk the razor's edge don't you.

So a woman's value is determined by her genes? (or how she looks in her jeans?)

Isn't there more to the package?

The "package" is what catches a guy's eye. The contents of the package are what gets us to stick around.

Speaking as somebody who's taken himself out of the breeding pool, I don't care about what genes a woman can pass on. I care about how they make her look and tick.

[GomiGirl]

The "package" is what catches a guy's eye. The contents of the package are what gets us to stick around.

So what do you guys do to catch the eye of the gals?

[Watcher]

So what do you guys do to catch the eye of the gals?

Dance... have a good time... be fun... then grab their ass. If the girl lets you go there quickly then you know you're in business. If not then move on. It works. Ass-grabbing is the quicker picker upper.

BTW I dance because I can. If you can't dance then you really shouldn't. And I always want to see how a lady moves. If she's clumsy or shy it will show in her dance. I don't want none of that pigeon-steppin, knocky-kneed, kawaiiiii-air-headed, buy-me-a-bag crap. She's gotta be cool. Knockers ain't everything.... but these Nipless cups seem cool. But truly if you women want to attract a man and be able to talk to (not with) him then wear nothing and let your aereolas air out.

[GomiGirl]

So it up to the gals to attract the guys? The push up bra, the make-up and the come hither look?

This is interesting as in most of the other animal species it is the male that does everything to attract the female.

No I am not trolling, just musing...

[Watcher]

Well... not all species... though we do a good job of thumping our chest, flashing our cash, and waiting for you to bring dinner (like the gorilla, the peacock, and the lion). At least you women don't go around making yourselves up like baboons.

quote "A female presenting herself to a male. Female hamadryas baboons that are in oestrous have very pronounced genital swelling to announce her fertile state to the male."

[GomiGirl]

Ah yes, but compare the natural plumage of the male peacock with the female? The more impressive mane of the male lion and the silver back of the male gorilla? These are the sorts of things I am talking about which are all designed to attract chicks and scare off the other blokes.

The human male is usually content (and expect) to let the chicks take better care of their personal grooming and hygiene than themselves..

BTW I think the thing with lipstick is similar to the red assed baboon... it is supposed to represent sexual excitement.

Don't get me wrong - I like being a girl and dressing up.. I just wish more guys took care with their appearance and grooming.

P.S. Flashing the cash is not really that impressive - except to gold diggers and do you really want them? You need to go for the chicks who are just after a good shag.

[Watcher]

P.S. Flashing the cash is not really that impressive - except to gold diggers and do you really want them? You need to go for the chicks who are just after a good shag.

and

That is why you should always get naked after the first date or two.. well that is my excuse anyway!!

hmmmmmmm.....

(Hey GG) <-- I personally don't thinks this looks like a laughing smiley but more of a cheeky come-on face made after a few beers.

[Caustic Saint]

So it up to the gals to attract the guys? The push up bra, the make-up and the come hither look?

This is interesting as in most of the other animal species it is the male that does everything to attract the female.

The thing is, women have all the say-so when it comes to whether or not we're getting a shag. (Leaving rapists out of the discussion here, since we're focusing on more standard practices.) Guys can hope, and try to impress, but we have zero say as to whether or not it's going down.

Guys tend to gravitate towards the more attractive women, for sure, but as the night goes on (and as the guys get older) standards will decline. But even then, that's only for some guys. Some will only try to bed chicks who rate high enough based on looks alone. Some go out wanting that shag no matter who they have to get it from.

I'd say that's more true for the bar/club scene. I've found the more interesting people I've ended up with in other places: parks, libraries, bookstores, through friends or through shared interests.

[cliffy]

I'd say that's more true for the bar/club scene. I've found the more interesting people I've ended up with in other places: parks, libraries, bookstores, through friends or through shared interests.

AWWWWW... ain't you sweet But sarcasam over, I have to agree.
I have met less people since I gave up DJ work (80's disco, I started young......ish), BUT those I have met have been of greater depth than most of the disco dolls of old, and as such, more interesting.

Now all I have to do is present my self as interesting, difficult