Vlad the Impaler strikes Shinjuku!

[Taro Toporific]

Awakened from his slumber of centuries, the Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia—sometimes referred to as “Vlad the Impaler”—has attacked Sanrio’s Pom Pom Purin by impaling him on the posts of Tokyo’s Shinjuku Station.

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Kotaku.com also wants us to be sure to "Check Out this Sanrio Character's Butthole."

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More details at: Kotaku.com

Also note Pom Pom Purin's radioactive eyes...

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[legion]

The children of the night

[Coligny]

Awakened from his slumber of centuries, the Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia—sometimes referred to as “Vlad the Impaler”—has attacked Sanrio’s Pom Pom Purin by impaling him on the posts of Tokyo’s Shinjuku Station.

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Kotaku.com also wants us to be sure to "Check Out this Sanrio Character's Butthole."

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More details at: Kotaku.com

Also note Pom Pom Purin's radioactive eyes...

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Your obsession with yuru chara bungholes is (also) disturbing...

[Taro Toporific]

.. be sure to "Check Out this Sanrio Character's Butthole."
Kotaku.com

Your obsession with yuru chara bungholes is (also) disturbing...

Hey, not everybody can be so lucky as you to have "Toyocky" their city's bungholy mascot!

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Butt there’s “Nagomi Shibakko” character of Kyoto who keeps things tidy and puckered up.

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Japan’s “Mr. Bowling” also keeps things tidy, well zipped up, and on the down low (お尻もなかなかプリティです).

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Much like Mr. Bowling, Ehime's buttless “Baryi” also keeps things tight ‘n‘ right with its bunghole biscuit plug.

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The character “Poo” (ぽぉ) of Iida City

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The above “Poo” character needs the services of the “AssFinger” mascot to hold things in.

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Better yet, the ぴあにしき mascot has TWO bungholes!

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Mukku, of “Hirake! Ponkiki” takes it up the p00pchute.

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Red Cross Japan’s mascot, “Red Poop Boy” (赤フン坊や) has a costume malfunction.

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Shall I go on?

[Coligny]

No... I think when y00 manage to mix your obsession for fundoshi with your love for yuru chara bungholes we pretty much reached criticality...

Plus blame local tap water for Toyocky's open wide poopchute... one glass and you end up shitting out everything up to your lungs... It's an humbling and breathtaking experience...

[Mike Oxlong]

Plus blame local tap water for Toyocky's open wide poopchute... one glass and you end up shitting out everything up to your lungs... It's an humbling and breathtaking experience...

Time for the blind-taste-test experience...

Okinawa: the junk heap of the Pacific
Decades of Pentagon pollution poison service members, residents and future plans for the island

[Coligny]

Plus blame local tap water for Toyocky's open wide poopchute... one glass and you end up shitting out everything up to your lungs... It's an humbling and breathtaking experience...

Time for the blind-taste-test experience...

Okinawa: the junk heap of the Pacific
Decades of Pentagon pollution poison service members, residents and future plans for the island

I'm on a low salt, water, food and defoliant diet... so I'll pass on this one...

[wagyl]

Red Cross Japan’s mascot, “Red Poop Boy” (赤フン坊や)

If that is a joke, it is good one.

If it is not a joke, be aware that 赤ふん is a common abbreviation for 赤ふんどし red loincloth.

[kurogane]

Not to mention a disturbingly accurate cutesy term for the Scourge of Empire, the Sekiri 赤痢　(dysentery)
You might think it's very funny,
but it's really red and runny

[Taro Toporific]

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Red Cross Japan’s mascot, “Red Poop Boy” (赤フン坊や)

If that is a joke, it is good one.
If it is not a joke, be aware that 赤ふん is a common abbreviation for 赤ふんどし red loincloth.

The joke is on me.
I found akafun/赤フン written in the underlying image names on the website of Red Cross Japan even though the publicly displayed name was 赤ふん /akafun. I just assumed that since フン/fun was written in katakana that the name was "poop," which was more fun, right?

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[matsuki]

Red Cross Japan’s mascot, “Red Poop Boy” (赤フン坊や)

If that is a joke, it is good one.

If it is not a joke, be aware that 赤ふん is a common abbreviation for 赤ふんどし red loincloth.

Does that qualify for oyajigag status?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

You know this thread emanates from Japan because it is focused on the arseholes of costumed mascots.