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Space is hard (jaxa screwup)

Postby Coligny » Tue Mar 29, 2016 11:39 am

Another victoly for our underachieving chimps overlords...

Japan's $273 Million Satellite Has Broken Up Into 'Multiple Pieces'


They should have used high temp threadlock...

The Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) announced that it has lost contact with its "Hitomi" satellite -- a state-of-the-art X-ray observatory, developed in conjunction with NASA, to spy on energetic processes in space including black holes, massive galaxies, and exploding stars. On Sunday, March 27, the Japanese Space Agency announced it had lost contact with the satellite on March 26, just a little more than a month after it was launched on February 17. Now, Members of the U.S. Joint Space Operations Center (JSpOC), a military organization that identifies and tracks space debris near Earth, said five objects were drifting near the location of Hitomi at around the same time it lost communication with Earth, Nature reports. It's being reported that Hitomi has separated into "multiple pieces" before March 26. Currently, there are about 40 JAXA technicians scouring the skies, trying to locate the expensive observatory.


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Re: Space is hard (jaxa screwup)

Postby matsuki » Tue Mar 29, 2016 3:16 pm

Coligny wrote:Another victoly for our underachieving chimps overlords...

Japan's $273 Million Satellite Has Broken Up Into 'Multiple Pieces'


They should have used high temp threadlock...


That...or it got nailed by something else?
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Re: Space is hard (jaxa screwup)

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:10 pm

matsuki wrote:
Coligny wrote:
Japan's $273 Million Satellite Has Broken Up Into 'Multiple Pieces'
...observatory, developed in conjunction with NASA, to spy on energetic processes in space including black holes...

They should have used high temp threadlock...

That...or it got nailed by something else?

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Sent to observe black holes, JAXA Hitomi's black hole was sucked into a black hole. SUCCESS!

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Re: Space is hard (jaxa screwup)

Postby Grumpy Gramps » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:38 pm

matsuki wrote:That...or it got nailed by something else?


The Russians don't like to be spied on?
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Re: Space is hard (jaxa screwup)

Postby Coligny » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:51 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
matsuki wrote:
Coligny wrote:
Japan's $273 Million Satellite Has Broken Up Into 'Multiple Pieces'
...observatory, developed in conjunction with NASA, to spy on energetic processes in space including black holes...

They should have used high temp threadlock...

That...or it got nailed by something else?

smileys-cz-51.gif
Sent to observe black holes, JAXA Hitomi's black hole was sucked into a black hole. SUCCESS!

hitomi.gif


Dood, that's the wrong hole...
(At least that's whut she said...)
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Re: Space is hard (jaxa screwup)

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:06 pm

Coligny wrote:Dood, that's the wrong hole...
(At least that's whut she said...)


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Re: Space is hard (jaxa screwup)

Postby matsuki » Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:20 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Coligny wrote:Dood, that's the wrong hole...
(At least that's whut she said...)


Prefer Greek?


That*s what he said?
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Re: Space is hard (jaxa screwup)

Postby Coligny » Tue Mar 29, 2016 11:37 pm

I can't fap to this... Too confusing...
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Re: Space is hard (jaxa screwup)

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Mar 30, 2016 8:47 am

Coligny wrote:I can't fap to this... Too confusing...


"Too confusing"?
Ok, here's video of the last moments of the the JAXA's "Hitomi" observatory before it disappeared.

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