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Postby Ganma » Tue May 29, 2012 9:53 pm

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue May 29, 2012 10:37 pm

Coligny wrote:awww dear, can't you keep this for the powder room...
Some people are actually trying to eat at their computer...


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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue May 29, 2012 10:42 pm

Coligny wrote:Don't hate zee playa... hate zee game...

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Sorry but if your last name is Strauss-Khan, Schlumberger or Coligny, you're more Kraut than Frog.
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Postby Jack » Wed May 30, 2012 10:19 am

How do you spell "incompetent"?

E-N-G-L-I-S-H T-E-A-C-H-E-R
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed May 30, 2012 10:59 am

Jack wrote:How do you spell "incompetent"?

E-N-G-L-I-S-H T-E-A-C-H-E-R


Jack, sorry mate, I thought I'd better let you know because it seemed to me that you're really off the beaten track with your spelling.
Your post spells "English teacher," not incompetent, which is spelled "I-N-C-O-M-P-E-T-E-N-T."
Might want to turn off your auto correct function, perhaps?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed May 30, 2012 1:00 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Sorry but if your last name is Strauss-Khan, Schlumberger or Coligny, you're more Kraut than Frog.


:lol: Someone gave me a red snot for that and called me an anti-Semite. :confused:

I suggest you learn the meaning of Kraut, moron.
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Postby Iraira » Wed May 30, 2012 1:06 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote::lol: Someone gave me a red snot for that and called me an anti-Semite. :confused:

I suggest you learn the meaning of Kraut, moron.


Will attempt to balance this injustice with fresh green snot.

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Postby Yokohammer » Wed May 30, 2012 1:07 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Someone gave me a red snot for that and called me an anti-Semite.
I suggest you learn the meaning of Kraut, moron.

Or "Semite."
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Postby Coligny » Wed May 30, 2012 1:18 pm

Iraira wrote:Will attempt to balance this injustice with fresh green snot.

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Sorry... ate all them crayon "spread around yadda yadda.."
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu May 31, 2012 5:13 pm

Iraira wrote:Will attempt to balance this injustice with fresh green snot.

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Postby IparryU » Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:49 pm

Coligny wrote:Sorry... ate all them crayon "spread around yadda yadda.."

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Postby Coligny » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:12 pm

IparryU wrote::doh:


Yup, but you should see what i can come up with when I use huge cleaning towel instead of TP... quite artsy indeed... gunna make a killing if I can find a gallery in germany to show them all...

I'm'a gunna be rich...
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:49 pm

Kyoto police deny witnessing death of high school girl in traffic accident
Two police officers who witnessed a traffic accident in which one girl was killed and another seriously injured, originally claimed not to have seen the incident, Kyoto prefectural police said Thursday.

The officers involved claimed they had been following two high school girls riding the same small motorbike, which is illegal according to Japanese traffic law, but had briefly lost sight of them shortly before the accident that occurred at a crossroads in Minami Ward on June 1, TBS reported. However, an investigation revealed that the officers had in fact been closing on the bike when it collided with a small car and that the pair saw the collision occur.
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Postby Coligny » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:23 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Kyoto police deny witnessing death of high school girl in traffic accident


So basically they were chasing them... and are responsible of the accident because they were doing their job...

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were they hot ? (i mean before getting turned into roadside splatter)
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Re: How do you spell "incompetent"...?

Postby wagyl » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:00 pm

Proof that the Tokyo Metropolitan Police do not have an unrealistic, Hollywood style view of their capability and function.

(They also have KB ken!)
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Postby Grumpy Gramps » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:21 pm

Hmm, they forgot to turn on the comments function on YouTube. Wonder why...
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Re: How do you spell "incompetent"...?

Postby wuchan » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:46 pm

Those dudes outside the stations with the big sticks. LOL


I saw a chinaman dump one of those clowns in three seconds.
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Re: How do you spell "incompetent"...?

Postby kurogane » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:01 pm

How many of his colleagues went Nanking on his filthy chink ass? I hope they Yellow Paged him into a whhelchair and sent his filthy chink ass home in it. I see Third Wordlers (US incl., obv, LOL, BFF!!) challenging them all the time. Why not just speak politely and walk home................like normal people????? Japanese police are wonderful.

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Re: How do you spell "incompetent"...?

Postby matsuki » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:16 pm

Jet Set Radio has a more accurate representation:

https://youtu.be/4R1eoiEQsgo?t=462
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Re: How do you spell "incompetent"...?

Postby kurogane » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:33 pm

It's official. You're 11.
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Re: How do you spell "incompetent"...?

Postby legion » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:22 pm

wagyl wrote:Proof that the Tokyo Metropolitan Police do not have an unrealistic, Hollywood style view of their capability and function.

(They also have KB ken!)


sheeesh

they spent a lot of money on that

and I'm sorry to say I don't have the attention span necessary to watch it

did they catch the bad guys?
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Postby wagyl » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:50 pm

They caught the cartoon yakuza, and then they caught the foreign guys in the foreign car, and then other police protected the foreign dignitary with a blonde companion (or was that a blonde foreign dignitary with a male companion?) Then the formation motorcyclistas in pink uniforms saluted.

It really is worth watching whenever there is a cheese shortage here.
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Postby Wage Slave » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:53 pm

A lot of saluting at the end - that's for sure. Salutes with a snappy Prussian heel click as well at times.
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Re: How do you spell "incompetent"...?

Postby Coligny » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:55 pm

French versions...

with 200% more midgets...



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Postby Coligny » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:58 pm

Wage Slave wrote:A lot of saluting at the end - that's for sure. Salutes with a snappy Prussian heel click as well at times.


At 11:28 the yellow spacemen even give you the upstraight right arm...
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