Learn Engrish with Chyna

[Samurai_Jerk]

It looks like professional wrestler and star of some very disturbing porn videos, Chyna, is now making ESL videos for the Japanese market using a wacky technique called Lipthink. This is truly bizarre.

Apparently she's been training for the job.

[Taro Toporific]

:shock: It looks like professional wrestler and star of some very disturbing porn videos, Chyna, is now making ESL videos for the Japanese market...
...Apparently she's been training for the job.

Chyna ought to do well in the Japanese market since she was big-in-Japan in 2002 the league, New Japan Pro Wrestling. She is sure to become a role model for Japanese breast implants.

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Backdoor To Chyna (AV trailer--NSFW)

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

:shock: It looks like professional wrestler and star of some very disturbing porn videos, Chyna, is now making ESL videos for the Japanese market using a wacky technique called Lipthink.

Isn't lipthink what Mike Tyson does when he pretends to sing the words to a sing but doesn't actually voice them?

[Taro Toporific]

...professional wrestler and star of some very disturbing porn videos, Chyna, is now making ESL videos for the Japanese ...
...Apparently she's been training for the job.

Click to play. NSFW, duh.

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[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Wasn't she the Incredible Hulk in the 1970s?

[Samurai_Jerk]

Chyna dead: WWE great Joan Laurer found dead in California apartment

Former WWE wrestler Chyna has been found dead at an apartment in Redondo Beach, California, at the age of 45, police have confirmed.

Chyna, whose real name is Joan Laurer, was found by a friend who immediately called police. However, a police statement confirmed that she had died some time before being found.

A statement released on her verified Twitter account read: "It is with deep sadness to inform you today that we lost a true icon, a real life superhero. Joanie Laurer aka Chyna, the 9th wonder of the world has passed away. She will live forever in the memories of her millions of fans and all of us that loved her."

[Takechanpoo]

i still faintly remember this cm

[Coligny]

From the related links of the chimp video...

fascinamating documentary on highschoolgirls bewbs size...

even if you include the video quality it's almost less embarrassing than anything AKB48 related...

[Wage Slave]

Junior High School I think.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Junior High School I think.

Yup. Supposedly she was the junior high school girl with the biggest bust in Japan. I have a feeling there were bigger though. Anyway, that was kinda creepy.

[Taro Toporific]

Chyna dead: WWE great Joan Laurer found dead in California apartment

https://twitter.com/ChynaJoanLaurer/sta ... 2045858820

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Just last week I learned that early last year she left Japan...and now she's dead.

[Russell]

Chyna dead: WWE great Joan Laurer found dead in California apartment

https://twitter.com/ChynaJoanLaurer/sta ... 2045858820

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Just last week I learned that early last year she left Japan...and now she's dead.

Let that be a warning for you Mericans to not move back...

[legion]

Chyna also embarked on a career in pornography from 2004, and it’s known that her work in the adult industry is why she has not been added to the WWE’s Hall of Fame.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/chyna-dead-former-wwe-great-joan-lauer-found-dead-in-california-apartment-a6993846.html

fucking prudes

[matsuki]

Junior High School I think.

Yup. Supposedly she was the junior high school girl with the biggest bust in Japan. I have a feeling there were bigger though. Anyway, that was kinda creepy.

Japanese karuchaaa

[Samurai_Jerk]

Junior High School I think.

Yup. Supposedly she was the junior high school girl with the biggest bust in Japan. I have a feeling there were bigger though. Anyway, that was kinda creepy.

Japanese karuchaaa

I do like the fact that you don't have to pretend teenage girls aren't attractive in Japan but overtly perving over them does disturb me a little.

That pretending young girls or even much younger women aren't attractive has risen to pretty fucking ridiculous level in the motherland. On my last trip "home" my brother's better half was said it was disgusting that a man could be attracted to someone much younger than him. She was trying to argue that a guy my age (around 40) being attracted to a college girl was perverse and pretty much the same as pedophilia. I don't think she could handle my refusal to buy her bullshit. I don't think women there are used to men openly disagreeing with them anymore. Especially on when it comes to anything related to sex. It almost made me feel solidarity with those ridiculous men's rights activists. Almost.

[matsuki]

I do like the fact that you don't have to pretend teenage girls aren't attractive in Japan

That pretending young girls or even much younger women aren't attractive has risen to pretty fucking ridiculous level in the motherland. On my last trip "home" my brother's better half was said it was disgusting that a man could be attracted to someone much younger than him. She was trying to argue that a guy my age (around 40) being attracted to a college girl was perverse and pretty much the same as pedophilia. I don't think she could handle my refusal to buy her bullshit. I don't think women there are used to men openly disagreeing with them anymore. Especially on when it comes to anything related to sex. It almost made me feel solidarity with those ridiculous men's rights activists. Almost.

Hahahaha, oh the things I've heard from women regarding that. Funny thing is many of these bitter women were "into older guys" when they were younger. Is emocentric a word?

but overtly perving over them does disturb me a little.

I'm fine with some crazy TV here and there and boobies are most welcome...but Junior high school boobies? WTF?

[Taro Toporific]

Chyna also embarked on a career in pornography from 2004, and it’s known that her work in the adult industry is why she has not been added to the WWE’s Hall of Fame.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/chyna-dead-former-wwe-great-joan-lauer-found-dead-in-california-apartment-a6993846.html

Chyna, Mormon and Legendary Pro Wrestler Dies at the Age of 45
LDS Smile | April 21, 2016
...She was baptized a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Toyoko, Japan while she was teaching English there...
...From those who were part of her baptism.
Brian Martini (facebook) April 20 at 11:37pm ·
Our Dear Friend, Chyna passed away today. This is the Chyna we came to know and love while she was with us in Tokyo. She was (and is) a sweet, kind person. We will miss her so much. We love you Chyna, and we will see you again.

Sister Deborah Gates:
facebook.com/deborah.gates
This was my sweet girl and this was one of the most beautiful days. I saw the evolution of a soul when it comes in contact with the divine-and for a moment realizes the beautiful, powerful truth of who she is. She takes that with her. At rest, finally, with the One who knew and loved you best. Til we meet again, my dear friend, Chyna. I love you forever!

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From the comment section:
Brian Martini
I was Chyna’s bishop and friend. Unlike with most of us, the regrets from her past and ongoing challenges were public. I will only say that the gift of repentance and power of the atonement are very real. Her ward family love her deeply and were blessed to have her with us for a short time. We are grateful that she will be judged by someone who knows and loves her perfectly.

As far as I can tell that ldssmile.com is legitimate Mormon website that is, "Bringing the best of LDS Humor and news to the Mormon community...overall our goal is to bring a humorous yet uplifting message." If it is a troll site, it's a damn deep one.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Does this mean the backdoor to Chyna has got something to do with magic undies?

[Mike Oxlong]

Does this mean the backdoor to Chyna has got something to do with magic undies?

[Taro Toporific]

The Great Fall of Chyna
bleacherreport.com | Sept. 15, 2016
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...in 2013 ...[Chyna]... was discovered bloodied from self-inflicted knife wounds in the streets of Tokyo. Laurer, a friend recalled, swung her weapon at responding police officers, who tackled her, put her in handcuffs and drove her to a mental hospital. She would spend the next month "locked up in a confined room."
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...By moving to Japan, Laurer wouldn’t be running from her problems—she’d be confronting them. Or at least that was her plan.

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Above: Laurer with members of the Church of Jesus Chris of Latter-day Saints, into which she was baptized in 2014. (Courtesy of LDS S.M.I.L.E.)

Yohei Sato, an independent crude oil trader who was once Laurer’s business manager, was with Laurer on the flight to Tokyo in January 2013. He says she reeked of alcohol and was heavily intoxicated when she boarded the plane and was almost removed from the aircraft.

A few weeks later, Sato says Laurer called him at 10 a.m. and asked him to come to her apartment. When Sato arrived, the door was ajar and Laurer was on the living room floor in a pool of red. She had sliced deep wounds into her forearm, forcing Sato to rush her to the hospital, both of their clothes covered in blood.

Sato says doctors in Tokyo prescribed everything from Xanax to lithium to Ritalin to stabilize Laurer’s moods, but she regularly ingested more than the prescribed dose.

“It was obvious she had mental illness,” Sato says, “and the drugs only made it worse because they made her hallucinate. She’d call me and say the LAPD was outside her apartment with her ex-boyfriend. I’d say, ‘Chyna, we’re in Japan.’”

Police arrested Laurer at 2:49 a.m. one day after she climbed to the top of a pole outside her residence and screamed loud enough to wake the neighbors. When Sato went to pick her up from jail, he says Laurer was telling the Japanese officers that she was a famous wrestler, that the WWE had cheated her out of money and that she was one of the biggest reasons for the company’s success.

“She wanted to make sure everyone knew she’d been a star,” he says.

About a month later, Sato says 12 police cars responded to a call about a woman walking through the streets of Tokyo with blood streaming from her arms and her legs. As a crowd gathered nearby, he says Laurer swung a knife at officers as they approached, forcing them to gang-tackle her and hold her against the concrete until she was handcuffed. Laurer was admitted to Tokyo Metropolitan Matsuzawa Hospital, a facility specializing in mental health.

Word of the episodes spread locally, costing Laurer her part-time job teaching English. She landed similar work at a corporate education center, Sato says, only to be fired when a human resources manager walked into a class and witnessed Laurer teaching students how to kiss.

“She showed up to work intoxicated,” Sato says. “I kept asking her, ‘Why are you doing this, Chyna? Why? Why? Why?’”

Sato tried to help Laurer in 2014 by introducing her to members of the Mormon church. She was baptized on April 6 of that year and joined a women’s service organization.

Still, unable to find steady work and with few friends, Laurer never achieved the inner peace she sought in Japan. Nothing she had hoped to conquer—the alcohol and drugs, the rage at the WWE, the lingering mental health issues—got any better. If anything, they all became worse.

Cradling her chihuahua, Horn, each night in her tiny apartment, Laurer documented her feelings in short videos on her flip phone.

“It’s dark, and it’s cold, and I just wanna get out of here,” she said. "How am I going to get out of here?"

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[kurogane]

Is she the ugly tranny in the middle wth the red hair?


Fuck me, I think I want back the 3 minutes of her video I watched. Whadda beast.

But RIP nonetheless. What a sad story.