Gov. Blinky Ishihara wants to buy the Senkaku Rocks

[Thanatos' embalmed botfly]

Japan's new cock-shaped submarine put on hold.

--JT--

After losing the $40 billion dollar submarine design bidding war to fucking France, Japan's plans for a cock-shaped submarine have been put on hold by their lead designer.


"Where the FUCK is our giant cock-shaped submarine? ANSWER ME."
"Sir, the giant iron testicles planned for the rear-end would have provided a great deal of drag and..."
"WE WANT COCK."




"It says here you were planning on painting the sub 'grey'. Who the FUCK wants a grey cock? Edano, do you like grey cocks?"
"No Sir."
"No. You fucking don't. Look, designer wanker, what happened to our group design submission for a giant crimson octopus tentacle porn rape motif scene to be painted all over every square inch of the cock-shaped sub? The octopiii designs would be brilliant camouflage in the deep sea. You cannot deny that can you Edano?"
"No Sir."
"Is that a sub?' the enemy would mutter, 'oops, no, my mistake, just another school of octopii taking turns raping schoolchildren at 40,000 leagues beneath the sea. So cute.' Plus, the design would reflect Japanese interests perfectly. After all, what wet Japanese cock does not like tentacle pornography? WHAT WET COCK? ANSWER ME."

[Takechanpoo]

hey puttin-on-air named guy, sup? why are you desperate so much?
J-netizens already forgot the submarine deal.
originally this deal began with a request from aussie navy guys who watched and experienced japanese soryu in RIMPAC.
and then aussie government asked j-governent for buying it. j-side did NOT promote the soryu initially.

well, soryu is 500 to 600 oku yen per a sub. it means buying finished product from japan is far cheaper than locally producting in the southern no-sense-of-tech island.

[Coligny]

hey puttin-on-air named guy, sup? why are you desperate so much?
J-netizens already forgot the submarine deal.
originally this deal began with a request from aussie navy guys who watched and experienced japanese soryu in RIMPAC.
and then aussie government asked j-governent for buying it. j-side did NOT promote the soryu initially.

well, soryu is 500 to 600 oku yen per a sub. it means buying finished product from japan is far cheaper than locally producting in the southern no-sense-of-tech island.

Loser shut up... We don't care if your dog ate your homework. You failed yet again... So just shut up...

[matsuki]

the southern no-sense-of-tech island.

You do know all the dual flush toilets in Japan are actually AUSRARIA TECHNOROGY?!

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

it means buying finished product from japan is far cheaper than locally producting in the southern no-sense-of-tech island.

Let me do a Yahoo search on that to find out how I can fax my reply to you.

[Samurai_Jerk]

it means buying finished product from japan is far cheaper than locally producting in the southern no-sense-of-tech island.

Let me do a Yahoo search on that to find out how I can fax my reply to you.

[Coligny]

Flamby hitting on a French Thales expat in australia trying to explain him aboot side antenna arrays for subs...

[Takechanpoo]

aussies have a plan to convert the french type to nuclear powered one in the future?

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/ ... clear-dump
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2016 ... clear-dump

so aussie build a nuke waste dump factory just next to so-called "sanctuary"?
they are exposing the hypocritness gradually.

[Wage Slave]

What sanctuary is that? If you can't read English, then do not make claims based on your reading of English. It only makes you look extremely foolish.

[Takechanpoo]

What sanctuary is that? If you can't read English, then do not make claims based on your reading of English. It only makes you look extremely foolish.

i suspect you are suffering from Asperger syndrome

[wagyl]

Lift your game, Take. Your posts used to be interesting, if controversial (or indeed interesting because they were controversial).

That last one made me feel like I had wasted a click coming here.

Bring back the old Take.

[kurogane]

What sanctuary is that? If you can't read English, then do not make claims based on your reading of English. It only makes you look extremely foolish.

Really? I agree with you and Wagyl on the quality of his recent efforts, and even the quality of Yellow Face he is flashing, but the inference is obvious if irrelevant:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_ ... _Sanctuary

That was actually pretty fair non sequitir fingerpointing and foot stomping. Which is part of the act, after all.

To wit: perceived contradiction/hypocrisy + hysterical non sequitir >>>> logical argument based on facts

[Wage Slave]

What sanctuary is that? If you can't read English, then do not make claims based on your reading of English. It only makes you look extremely foolish.

Really? I agree with you and Wagyl on the quality of his recent efforts, and even the quality of Yellow Face he is flashing, but the inference is obvious if irrelevant:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_ ... _Sanctuary

That was actually pretty fair non sequitir fingerpointing and foot stomping. Which is part of the act, after all.

To wit: perceived contradiction/hypocrisy + hysterical non sequitir >>>> logical argument based on facts

How could that proposed safe storage facility possibly be described as "just next to" the Southern Ocean Whale Sanctuary? It isn't even in the ocean for a start.

[kurogane]

Don't shoot the messenger!!!!!!!! My only point was I got the reference. Being a fan of the Western Pacific archipelagic red herring sanctuary and its inhabitants. But yes, no, and you're right. Nothing at all.

[Samurai_Jerk]

U.S. Ends Decades-Long Arms Embargo On Vietnam

The U.S. is ending a decades long arms embargo on Vietnam, President Obama announced Monday in Hanoi.

At a press conference alongside Vietnamese President Tran Dai Quang, the president said lifting the embargo, which has been in place since 1975, will further normalize relations between the two countries.

"This change will ensure Vietnam has access to the equipment it needs to defend itself and removes a lingering vestige of the Cold War," he said. "It also underscores the commitment of the United States to a fully normalized relationship with Vietnam including strong defense ties with Vietnam in the region for the long term."

President Obama said the decision to lift the arms embargo was not made in response to China's territorial assertions in the South China Sea.

Yeah, riiiiiight.

[matsuki]

First Cuba, now Vietnam?! OMG! What's next? North Korea?!! Thanks Obama!! Trump would have made them a colony!

[Takechanpoo]

on the other hand, aussies have pretended to see nothing about overfishing of Krill in antarctic because they are neither high intelligence nor humans friend. and then now like this...
http://www.dailynews.com/general-news/2 ... -oil-habit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... guins.html
what a bunch of hypocrites

even if the reason of decreasing rapidly of krill is global warming, if aussie government and medias know the rapidly decreasing of krill which is main feed for antarctic animals, they should start to do the restriction of the catches. but they have ignored it and pretended did not see it and havent done anything. or they even dont know food chain? on the other hand, japan hunts only unendangered whales in the range not to endanger them. but they blame it like an innocent naive little girl. this is plainly a contradiction and a deception for the environmental conservation of antarctic ocean. its time to recognize that protecting only "high intelligence" animals is totally invalid and meaningless for both environment conservation and animal welfare.

[Takechanpoo]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/french-subma ... 08314.html
https://www.facebook.com/theaustralian/ ... 2663619978

French defence contractor DCNS has been hit by a massive leak of secret data on its submarines likely to alarm India, Malaysia and Chile which use the boats, The Australian newspaper reported on Wednesday.

The 22,400 leaked pages, which the daily said it had seen, detail the combat capability of the Scorpene-class DCNS submarine designed for the Indian navy, variants of which are used by Malaysia and Chile.

Brazil is also due to deploy the vessels from 2018.

Australia in April awarded DCNS an Aus$50 billion (US$38 billion) contract to design and build its next generation of submarines.

Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull sought to play down the impact of the leak, saying in Canberra that while it was "of concern", the Scorpene was a different model to the subs Australia is buying.

"The submarine we are building or will be building with the French is called the Barracuda, quite, completely different submarine to the Scorpene they are building for India," he told Channel Seven.

[Takechanpoo]

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new submarine "seiryu" got launched in the kobe shipyard of mitsubishi, which is 9th one of soryu type sub.

[Taro Toporific]

AMERICA JOINS IN JAPAN'S ROBOTIC CIRCLE JERK!
America's MegaBots, Inc. challenges SUIDOBASHI HEAVY INDUSTRIES' Kuratas robot to a wank off!
https://www.engadget.com/2017/04/05/meg ... obot-duel/

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Japan's entry:


Details:
• techcrunch.com/2017/10/12/megabots-and-suidobashi-heavy-industrys-giant-robots-are-finally-fighting-next-week/
• theverge.com/2017/10/12/16464150/megabots-giant-robot-duel-live-stream-watch-twitch

[Taro Toporific]

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Ishihara claims Obama ordered CIA to assassinate him
May 10, 2017 | Tokyo Reporter
TOKYO (TR) –- Even at the age of 84, former Tokyo Governor Shintaro Ishihara still knows how to garner attention.
Ishihara told a weekly tabloid that former U.S. President Barack Obama ordered the Central Intelligence Agency to assassinate him while he was in office.
In the May 19 issue of Shukan Post, Ishihara explained to politician Shizuka Kamei in an interview that Obama ordered the hit when the government of Tokyo was attempting to purchase the Senkaku Islands ...more...

[matsuki]

Trying to outTrump Trump?

[legion]

I do not wish harm upon the elderly but ........

and .... I have to give Blinky credit for clamping down on polluting trucks and illegal parking, the city is so much better for it

but other than that ......

“Right now, North Korea is probably the only country the world would find acceptable for the United States to drop an atomic bomb on,” Ishihara said. “I don’t think the world would complain even if the leadership of North Korea were to be annihilated by nuclear weapons.”

kind of shows his attitude to civilians, like they don't exist.

[Russell]

I do not wish harm upon the elderly but ........

and .... I have to give Blinky credit for clamping down on polluting trucks and illegal parking, the city is so much better for it

but other than that ......

“Right now, North Korea is probably the only country the world would find acceptable for the United States to drop an atomic bomb on,” Ishihara said. “I don’t think the world would complain even if the leadership of North Korea were to be annihilated by nuclear weapons.”

kind of shows his attitude to civilians, like they don't exist.

Maybe it was North Korea trying to assassinate him...

[Coligny]

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Ishihara claims Obama ordered CIA to assassinate him
May 10, 2017 | Tokyo Reporter
TOKYO (TR) –- Even at the age of 84, former Tokyo Governor Shintaro Ishihara still knows how to garner attention.
Ishihara told a weekly tabloid that former U.S. President Barack Obama ordered the Central Intelligence Agency to assassinate him while he was in office.
In the May 19 issue of Shukan Post, Ishihara explained to politician Shizuka Kamei in an interview that Obama ordered the hit when the government of Tokyo was attempting to purchase the Senkaku Islands ...more...

We know the CIA skillser has gone to shit...

But as low as that level ... damn...

[legion]

Maybe it was North Korea trying to assassinate him...

Like the whole country?

[Grumpy Gramps]

Whatever happened to Ishihara-kun? I hear they are looking for a new Tokyo olympics president who is younger than 90 and still has some farts left in his arse?

[matsuki]

Whatever happened to Ishihara-kun? I hear they are looking for a new Tokyo olympics president who is younger than 90 and still has some farts left in his arse?

He’s probably already on record as saying something about keeping foreigners out and having a We Japanese only Olympic. I'm pretty sure he'd also send the para-olympians to newly reformed Unit 731 camps. (can't let Chugoku beat Japan when it comes to throwing innocents into concentration camps)

[Taro Toporific]

Ishihara-kun... pretty sure he'd also send the para-olympians to newly reformed Unit 731 camps.

Oh noooos! I'll be the first to go!

[Taro Toporific]

Gov. Blinky Ishihara wants to buy the Senkaku Rocks

China sends ship with cannon-like weapon near Senkakus for first time under new law
jJapanTimes.co.jp | 2021/02/16
A Chinese government vessel armed with a cannon-like weapon entered Japanese territorial waters near the China-claimed Senkaku Islands on Tuesday for the first time since Beijing passed a new law that allows its coast guard to fire on foreign ships in waters it claims.
Four China Coast Guard vessels entered the waters near the uninhabited islands at around 4:30 a.m., the Japan Coast Guard said, with two approaching a Japanese fishing boat guarded by JCG patrol vessels.
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Hmmm. I wonder if China's "ship with cannon-like weapon" armed with something exotic-tech like a railgun is a linear motor accelerator to hurl solid projectiles over the horizon?
Or, is "cannon-like weapon" for shooting rainbow confetti and promo t-shirts?

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