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Getting naked in Tokyo ... (restaurant)

Postby J.A.F.O » Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:59 am

Fat people banned from Japan’s first naked restaurant:

Now the Japanese are jumping on the au naturel restaurant trend with a brand new eatery-- but this time, there's a catch. At The Amrita, a new restaurant in Tokyo, everyone is naked-- except for the staff. They’ll be wearing G-strings. So here’s the skinny — and we do mean skinny:

• No cellphones.

• No “calling out to other customers.”

• No touching.

• No tattoos.

• Nobody under the age of 18 or over the age of 60.

And here’s the best one of all:

• No overweight people. You will be weighed and measured before admission, and if you’re approximately 30 pounds over the recommended weight based on your height,you’ll be sent packing-- with your clothes.

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Re: Getting naked in Tokyo ... (restaurant)

Postby yanpa » Wed Jun 22, 2016 12:18 pm

I trust there'll be Sausage Viking on the menu.

edit: wait, there is.

"'Men's Show' dance performance on stage featuring only the best of the best American and European male models."
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jun 22, 2016 12:20 pm

I wonder if they'd kick out a guy built like Bob Sapp for having a high BMI. :wink:
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Re: Getting naked in Tokyo ... (restaurant)

Postby J.A.F.O » Wed Jun 22, 2016 12:50 pm

My BMI is pretty high on paper actually, but because of the muscle I don't think they would say anything ... I'm guessing it's selective enforcement like the rest of japan's rules.
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Re: Getting naked in Tokyo ... (restaurant)

Postby J.A.F.O » Wed Jun 22, 2016 12:57 pm

yanpa wrote:I trust there'll be Sausage Viking on the menu.

edit: wait, there is.

"'Men's Show' dance performance on stage featuring only the best of the best American and European male models."


Might be too much viking sausage... er wait.

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jun 22, 2016 12:57 pm

A buddy of mine from the States who used to live here was super jacked with very low body fat. He would still get warned about his BMI at his annual company physical. :wall:
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Re: Getting naked in Tokyo ... (restaurant)

Postby J.A.F.O » Wed Jun 22, 2016 1:01 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:A buddy of mine from the States who used to live here was super jacked with very low body fat. He would still get warned about his BMI at his annual company physical. :wall:


Sounds like the military. BMI there is still by taping the neck and waist line. Basically if you have a thick neck your just fine. Everyone else written warnings.
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Re: Getting naked in Tokyo ... (restaurant)

Postby matsuki » Wed Jun 22, 2016 1:14 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:A buddy of mine from the States who used to live here was super jacked with very low body fat. He would still get warned about his BMI at his annual company physical. :wall:


Sounds like the military. BMI there is still by taping the neck and waist line. Basically if you have a thick neck your just fine. Everyone else written warnings.


Meanwhile Mr. Suzuki with rib cage showing and no muscle is something to aspire to? (there must be tapeworms in the ramen)
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Re: Getting naked in Tokyo ... (restaurant)

Postby J.A.F.O » Wed Jun 22, 2016 1:22 pm

matsuki wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:A buddy of mine from the States who used to live here was super jacked with very low body fat. He would still get warned about his BMI at his annual company physical. :wall:


Sounds like the military. BMI there is still by taping the neck and waist line. Basically if you have a thick neck your just fine. Everyone else written warnings.


Meanwhile Mr. Suzuki with rib cage showing and no muscle is something to aspire to? (there must be tapeworms in the ramen)


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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jun 22, 2016 2:01 pm

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Re: Getting naked in Tokyo ... (restaurant)

Postby wagyl » Wed Jun 22, 2016 2:25 pm

I regularly get pulled up for warnings for risk of metabolic syndrome. I really appreciate having to take a half day off to listen to them tell me that.

Back on topic, using a gag I saw on another report about this -- this is a pop up event.
It is also organised by an office in the 310 area code footprint in the US.

I see that you are forced to wear paper disposable undies. I also see that you are forced to pay 14000 to 28000 per head. This is not something you try on a whim.

As to the flip flop dance show, well it is not so flip flop because everything is held in place with a g string. Prices there are also 12000 to 28000 per head. I wonder if that is inclusive of tax. I thought I knew what their market was, but I see that they do not permit male only guest groups: you must bring a beard with you.

Even more fascinating is that there is no description anywhere as to the differences between the various prices. The bubble called, and warned you you were 25 years late. Only, according to the site, "due to a high level of interest, the reservations phone line can experience congestion. Please use the e-mail form." Yeah, right. :roll: Oh, and the next note is that people are using fake e-mail addresses, and they can't send out the tickets.

Final triumph (apart from the promoter pimping a photo of himself [presumably] with Shirley MacLaine) is that the whole site is © 2023.
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Re: Getting naked in Tokyo ... (restaurant)

Postby Coligny » Wed Jun 22, 2016 2:27 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:My BMI is pretty high on paper actually, but because of the muscle I don't think they would say anything ... I'm guessing it's selective enforcement bullshit like the rest of japan's rules.


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Re: Getting naked in Tokyo ... (restaurant)

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jun 22, 2016 2:28 pm

wagyl wrote:I regularly get pulled up for warnings for risk of metabolic syndrome.


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Re: Getting naked in Tokyo ... (restaurant)

Postby Takechanpoo » Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:02 pm

fat fellows smell like vinegar. their clothes inhibit the vinegar smell giving off. so just imagine how badly their vinegar smell stink up, which is given off out of their armpit, crotch and other if fat fellows get naked inside a looked room. thus that regulation is justified. :wink:
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Re: Getting naked in Tokyo ... (restaurant)

Postby J.A.F.O » Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:29 pm

Coligny wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:My BMI is pretty high on paper actually, but because of the muscle I don't think they would say anything ... I'm guessing it's selective enforcement bullshit like the rest of japan's rules.


There was a typo...


Indeed, I don't know what's up with my spelling and etiquette these days. :cool2:
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Re: Getting naked in Tokyo ... (restaurant)

Postby J.A.F.O » Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:39 pm

wagyl wrote:I see that you are forced to wear paper disposable undies.


Well that takes all the fun out of it... :evil:
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Postby matsuki » Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:45 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:
wagyl wrote:I see that you are forced to wear paper disposable undies.


Well that takes all the fun out of it... :evil:


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Re: Getting naked in Tokyo ... (restaurant)

Postby J.A.F.O » Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:27 pm

After four kids I need to learn how to take the fun out of it... damn japanese and their desire to never pull out.

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Postby kurogane » Thu Jun 23, 2016 5:51 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:A buddy of mine from the States who used to live here was super jacked with very low body fat. He would still get warned about his BMI at his annual company physical. :wall:


Years ago now, when I had recently retired from skiing, but my annual medical always involved the obligatory Metabo talk, WTF that is, especially the need to reduce the "fat" on my legs and bum. I also had a constant fever of 37 C, for which they gave me prescriptions. OTOH, refreshing to hear from JAFO that even the US army can't figger out how to bother to measure it properly, and that their MDs are just key punching chimps as well

SO, BOT: what an utterly revolting idea for a restaurant. The Chinese toilet seat hunters will be lining up in droves.
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Postby wagyl » Thu Jun 23, 2016 7:46 am

J.A.F.O wrote:After four kids I need to learn how to take the fun out of it... damn japanese and their desire to never pull out.

It is not just the Japanese.

I am child number four. There is a bit of a gap between me and child number three.

A few years ago, years after my Dad died, I was helping Mum go through his papers, working out what we need to keep and what we can discard. There was an application for life insurance, and it had a handwritten entry for recent surgery which I couldn't decipher. I asked Mum what it was.

"Vasectomy," she said, slightly embarrassed.

The fucking hornbags.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Jun 23, 2016 11:44 am

kurogane wrote:what an utterly revolting idea for a restaurant.


That's my feeling. Even if the waitstaff were all hot chicks I wouldn't find it appealing. Just like I never wanted to eat the happy hour burgers at strip clubs in Portland (didn't mind the $2 beers though). That mix of sex and food doesn't do anything for me.
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Postby Coligny » Thu Jun 23, 2016 12:43 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
kurogane wrote:what an utterly revolting idea for a restaurant.


That's my feeling. Even if the waitstaff were all hot chicks I wouldn't find it appealing. Just like I never wanted to eat the happy hour burgers at strip clubs in Portland (didn't mind the $2 beers though). That mix of sex and food doesn't do anything for me.


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Postby kurogane » Thu Jun 23, 2016 12:55 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
kurogane wrote:what an utterly revolting idea for a restaurant.


That's my feeling. Even if the waitstaff were all hot chicks I wouldn't find it appealing. Just like I never wanted to eat the happy hour burgers at strip clubs in Portland (didn't mind the $2 beers though). That mix of sex and food doesn't do anything for me.


My ex wanted to go to a No Pan Kissa (she needed a male escort). I was never even curious, and that's just coffee and toast. Strip bar happy hours are good for cheap beer, but even sitting with my back to the stage I don't think I would work up an appetite.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Thu Jun 23, 2016 11:54 pm

so-called デブ臭(debu-syuu: fat ppls smell) consists of vinegar and something other.
j-ppls strong hatred toward fat ppl derives from this smell, i guess.
so in case of gaijin fellows, debu-syuu plus gaijin smell. its horrible.
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Postby kurogane » Fri Jun 24, 2016 4:00 am

I always find it sort of sweet how the sort of limp dicked Asian men that think a naked restaurant is a neat idea are so girly about smells and noise. It's like a girls' school group with bad hair and cheap underwear.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Fri Jun 24, 2016 12:58 pm

asian limp dick? wtf??
as long as i have observed, yellow dick is short but hard, black dick is long and hard, and white dick is long but soft like a sponge and even the sponge-like erection does not last to the end. :rofl:
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Postby wagyl » Fri Jun 24, 2016 1:39 pm

I see you have wide-ranging and intimate experience. I bow down to you, just as you have evidently bowed down to them to examine so closely.

Which is your favourite flavour?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:17 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:asian limp dick? wtf??
as long as i have observed, yellow dick is short but hard, black dick is long and hard, and white dick is long but soft like a sponge and even the sponge-like erection does not last to the end. :rofl:


The fact you can't get white tops hard is your fault, not theirs.
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Postby kagemusha » Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:52 pm

wagyl wrote:
"Vasectomy," she said, slightly embarrassed.

The fucking hornbags.


Was the operation date before or after you were conceived? :rolleyes:
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Postby wagyl » Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:59 pm

kagemusha wrote:
wagyl wrote:"Vasectomy," she said, slightly embarrassed.

The fucking hornbags.


Was the operation date before or after you were conceived? :rolleyes:

I produced a "fuck, what can we do to make sure this never happens again" reaction. After.
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