R Burger? Roppongi Burger w/ STD Sauce?

[Samurai_Jerk]

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McChoco Potato

[matsuki]

umami fries?

[Yokohammer]

One of us should try this and report back.

I'm busy ...


~ Tapatalking ~

[Wage Slave]

Me too. Sorry.

[kurogane]

I plan to be too busy to go to McDonald's until they stop that

Then again, I first scoffed at potato salad sandwiches

[Samurai_Jerk]

Well I do like chocolate covered potato chips.

[Wage Slave]

We have a volunteer!

[kurogane]

If anybody will eat that I will contribute to an FG crowdfunding. That is taking one for the team.

[Coligny]

Nope...

NOPE...

[Doctor Stop]

Could I interest you in some chocolate dipping sauce for your McNuggets?

[Samurai_Jerk]

We have a volunteer!

Not till my stomach recovers from the marked down ground pork I bought at the supermarket.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Just a reminder, kids. Carl's Jr. opens in Akihabara today.

[kurogane]

Carl Jr's!!???? errr, I mean.......... Carl's Jr's??????? Now that is something worthy of celebration. They make delicious chee-bargi. I wasn't overly impressed with the fries, but as a fast serve diner type burger it was yummy.

Given the location, I wonder if they'll fuck it up and Go Local, with a spearmint favoured soybean mayonnaise and candied beet relish dressed Teriyaki Chicken patty served on a rice gluten bun?

[Coligny]

Carl Jr's!!???? errr, I mean.......... Carl's Jr's??????? Now that is something worthy of celebration. They make delicious chee-bargi. I wasn't overly impressed with the fries, but as a fast serve diner type burger it was yummy.

Given the location, I wonder if they'll fuck it up and Go Local, with a spearmint favoured soybean mayonnaise and candied beet relish dressed Teriyaki Chicken patty served on a rice gluten bun?

We'll know in 6 month when the waiting line will be less than 10 hours...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Based on some photos my buddy posted on Facebook it looks like they're sticking with the original menu for now. He said he waited in line for 2 hours.

[Coligny]

Based on some photos my buddy posted on Facebook it looks like they're sticking with the original menu for now. He said he waited in line for 2 hours.

Soooo... You have friend that post pictures of their food on facebook and wait 2h for a fucking burger...

I think I'll stick with my felines buddies... Today we spend 3h watching through the windows at crows coming and going on the electric wires... Then we took dumps on our sandboxes... Except Bantegeat who insist on shitting right in front of it instead...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Based on some photos my buddy posted on Facebook it looks like they're sticking with the original menu for now. He said he waited in line for 2 hours.

Soooo... You have friend that post pictures of their food on facebook and wait 2h for a fucking burger...

I think I'll stick with my felines buddies... Today we spend 3h watching through the windows at crows coming and going on the electric wires... Then we took dumps on our sandboxes... Except Bantegeat who insist on shitting right in front of it instead...

It was probably work. His company brings places like this into to Japan.

[Mike Oxlong]

Then he should be getting better line placement than that.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Then he should be getting better line placement than that.

I just looked at what he wrote again and it says it was a 2 hour wait which doesn't necessarily mean he waited two hours.

[wagyl]

Bantegeat

For the first time I have understood the naming scheme for your cats. Call me slow if you like. I just never had that much of an interest.

FG has risen up the google ranking, almost surpassing the original, for Bantegeat.

[Coligny]

Then he should be getting better line placement than that.

I just looked at what he wrote again and it says it was a 2 hour wait which doesn't necessarily mean he waited two hours.

Er...
mu...
gerd...

You are friend with a line skipper...

Worster than Hitler...

[matsuki]

From "Goddamn it, Japan, You’re Doing it Wrong"

https://affotd.com/2015/04/14/7090/

Beverly Hills Burger

Listen, Japan McDonald’s, we appreciate your gumption here, but you gotta stop putting things on your burger after like, the third topping. Because a guacamole and cheese covered burger? Sure! We could probably get behind that. Toss an egg-mcmuffin-ized egg on there? Like, we mean…maybe? No, but, no that’s too…oh God, wait, why are you putting Caesar salad dressing on all that? What is wrong with you for fuck’s sake? You just made a Caesar salad, tossed an egg in there, added guacamole, and then at the last minute decided to turn it into a burger because you’re probably pregnant and you have all these cravings right now that you can’t make any sense of. This is actively terrifying, and we’re not even addressing the grave issue of putting a salad on top of a damn burger. Who the hell was involved in the meeting to create this, and, more distressingly, what was the order of the agreed upon ingredients? Because we’re secretly terrified that they started with the Caesar salad on a burger idea, and then just had a collective stroke and wrote down whatever they thought they were tasting while their left arms went numb.

They then died, and they combined all the ingredients written down in their final moments to make one final burger in line with their last wishes.

#RIPJapaneseMcDonaldsFoodScientists.

[Takechanpoo]

the word Beverly Hills cannot help but remind me of this shit

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i naively had been watching the rebroadcasting of that shit on fucking NHK and also been longing for american life in my high school innocent days.

[wagyl]

Saved from this abomination by the continued and rapid closure of McDonald's anywhere near me. The golden-arches design purpose-built stores look really stupid with their arches removed and livery-specific colour scheme painted over. I'm not particularly surprised because their offerings were not price competitive.

i naively had been watching the rebroadcasting of that shit on fucking NHK and also been longing for american life in my high school innocent days.

You could always pop down to Taiji and hang with Shannon, whenever she is not battling breast cancer.

[omae mona]

It's one thing to create a Ghostbusters-themed hamburger.

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It's quite another to build an edible burger (*) version of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

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On sale since yesterday at the J.S. Burgers Cafe. With other ghastly burger creations, a green ghost shake, and t-shirts too.


(*) No actual beef was harmed in the making of this hamburger

[wagyl]

I see that the fucking hipster "let's not actually shake the milkshake, and then serve it in a pickling jar" trend did not die before making its way here...

[Takechanpoo]

Kentucky fried chiken set to open tabehodai 8 times from 7/13 to 8/31
http://rocketnews24.com/2016/07/01/768951/

[Mike Oxlong]

McDonald’s Is Selling Pumpkin Chocolate French Fries Because It’s Fall, People
http://time.com/4502781/mcdonalds-pumpk ... ate-fries/

[kurogane]

Saved from this abomination by the continued and rapid closure of McDonald's anywhere near me.

So, with all these closures how do you keep up with the Happy Meal toys?

I'm not particularly surprised because their offerings were not price competitive

Does that factor in a personal bigotry for so-called real or actual food? Maybe I have lost track but there were few better deals in my Chooboo days than 5 McDoubles with extra pickles and onions and that weird family size tub o' pop that's not on the menu, even though they never actually ever gave me the extra pickles or onions they had noted on the bill.
What sort of alternatives do you recommend? I have also developed an often inconvenient preference for food that is actually made of food product, so it's nice to have a few options. I think the kids call them life cracks.

The golden-arches design purpose-built stores look really stupid with their arches removed and livery-specific colour scheme painted over.

Call me tragically modern, but I feel pangs of sadness when I see an abandoned McDonald's. I only eat there very occasionally, even in Japan, but there is something very comforting and nostalgic about an old school suburban McDonald's building, especially if they are classic style: one storey with flying buttress style arches crowning the building.

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[wagyl]

What sort of alternatives do you recommend?

If we are talking fast food chains, I find that I spend less, feel more satisfied in my stomach, and also find that I avoid disappointing my psyche, at http://www.hottomotto.com/ The only downside is that you have to find your own place to sit down, but the same company has started a sit down restaurant brand as well http://www.yayoiken.com/