Picking up J-chicks

[hanasims]

What are some good ways to pick up J-Chicks?

[Taro Toporific]

What are some good ways to pick up J-Chicks?

Incubator flats are very handy for J-Chicks.

[Caustic Saint]

What are some good ways to pick up J-Chicks?

Lift with your legs, not with your back.

[AssKissinger]

I thought you were getting married to some J-bird and taking her name and all that. What's the deal? Her pussy ain't sweet enough for ya or did I miss something?

[hanasims]

I am learning first hand that Japanese girls don't have sex anymore after they are attached. Am I correct? I have heard this and I am experiencing this. The good part about this is that they do not ask questions either, I experience that as well.

[AssKissinger]

I am learning first hand that Japanese girls don't have sex anymore after they are attached. Am I correct? I have heard this and I am experiencing this. The good part about this is that they do not ask questions either, I experience that as well.

That's the complete opposite of my experiences. I wouldn't take it as a very good sign if my girl wouldn't screw me and didn't care who I was out Tomcattin' with. All indications point to what may turn out to be a sobering fact for you: Somebody else is fucking your girl ! Are yall married or just engaged or what?

[Alcazar]

I bet this thread will become gigantic......

[Caustic Saint]

8O I bet this thread will become gigantic......

If it's anything like the last three topics to cover this subject:

Why are J-girls so easy?

In Japan 2 months and still no girlfriend.

Sayonara to all Japanese girls

it's likely to hit 5 pages before running out of steam.

Of course, sometimes it only makes it 3 pages, as in the case of Married? No problem, J-girls don't mind

Then again, now that we've got "Beyond Fucked," it's probably more a question of "how many posts will it get before being moved to BF?"

[Alcazar]

If it's anything like the last three topics to cover this subject:
Why are J-girls so easy?
In Japan 2 months and still no girlfriend.
Sayonara to all Japanese girls
it's likely to hit 5 pages before running out of steam.

Then again, now that we've got "Beyond Fucked," it's probably more a question of "how many posts will it get before being moved to BF?"

Which is somewhat fucked in itself-There are so many people who are not members who like to read about this sort of information. If it goes to the member's only 'BF', then they miss out. I loved reading FG for around 7 months before I joined myself.

Anyway, carry on......

One thing that would scare me off marriage to a J-girl is that I have picked up the perception that apparently J-women will do this all-out act of seriously putting out 'Girl, don't you know it's the best skin cream out there?', cleaning boyfriend's apartments totally unprompted, playing up a certain role/personality etc, just to get married.

Then, once the ink is dry, many 'things' don't get done anymore and they go into strictly 'contract' mode. Very calculating.

Or is this just women everywhere to an extent? Scary shit.......

[Molokidan]

Women are scary, SO scary. Definitely what I'm most afraid of in the world!!

[AssKissinger]

Women are scary, SO scary. Definitely what I'm most afraid of in the world!!

It's true that there is no light at the end of that tunnel, only gametes. Still, we all most journey into that darkness to find the warmth that we lost when we shed our placentae.

[Watcher]

Y'all are faqed. My shorty can't get enough of me. She asks.... I don't tell... and I don't pick up any omiyage when I'm a tourist.
Ya gotta protect ya neck. Both of them. And anyone who starts a thread like this has got issues. I might say the same about anyone who contributes... thereby keeping it top of the 'Hot Topics' list but then I'd be degrading myself.

[Watcher]

Back to the original question... posted by a guy from Connecticut.

'What are some good ways to pick up J-chicks?'

Try being here.

[hanasims]

Why do people think their situation applies to everyone? Learn to think for yourself. Everyone has their own lives and we all do not need to follow this "normal" pattern of behavior set up for us by the Oyaji who never got to have any fun. The man wants to make sure we grow up stiff and sedated just like they did. Get over it bro and don't push your values on me. I created my own world.

[Molokidan]

Oh dear..

[cenic]

while in Japan I found the best method to picking girls was to scream inanely in the streets "Okyaku-sama, Okyaku-sama boko no chinpoko o mite mite mite"







what a second, that was my crazy tourettes syndrom...

[AssKissinger]

Why do people think their situation applies to everyone? Learn to think for yourself. Everyone has their own lives and we all do not need to follow this "normal" pattern of behavior set up for us by the Oyaji who never got to have any fun. The man wants to make sure we grow up stiff and sedated just like they did. Get over it bro and don't push your values on me. I created my own world.

Dude, if you think the oyaji are trying to impose some kind of Victorian type of sexual mores on you I got a bridge to sell you in San Francisco. If marrying one chick and fuckin' others is your gig, the man you think is trying to keep you down actually wrote the blueprint you should be reading.

I might say the same about anyone who contributes... thereby keeping it top of the 'Hot Topics' list but then I'd be degrading myself.

Good one, Watcher. I also like in the other thread where you said 'the ass grab is the quicker picker upper'. Good stuff, you should post more often.

hanisms, so you're trying to get some side Asian snatch back in Conn? Is that the deal? If you'd quit ducking my questions you might get some advice from one who knows.

[hanasims]

You want me to answer your question? Has anyone answered mine? Not after the investigation and persecution. I asked a question I did not expect to be examined and then crossexamined. If you do not want to be a part of this thread then don't reply. You are not going to stop contributions to this thread by contributing. I am not married, but I am getting married very soon. I never said I was cheating on my girlfriend. We have been together for 7 years and have always been interested in some outside excitement. So. before you get angry and worried that someone can do something you can't, think objectively about the question asked. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me.

[AssKissinger]

Well, I'll tell you I was cuckoo for Asian cooter back in Portland but found it really difficult to reel in. Watcher makes the key point when you get out here your odds increase many folds. Last time I actually lived in the states was more than six years ago. Here's some of the things I did to meet Asian chicks.

1) I volunteered to teach English and citizenship tests to Chinese and Vietnamese immigrants. Met a cute chick from Taiwan that way.

2) I put an ad in a local college paper and posted some flyers that I was looking for a 'Korean tutor'. Met a couple Korean chicks that way.

3) I went to any event that had to do with Japan at the local college. Japanese films, concerts whatever. Met a chick from Osaka doing that. Had a few dates.

Just by chance I met a chick who was half Mexican half Japanese and dated her for a while. It seems like a good combo but to me pure northeast Asian is really the only thing I could settle on. Man, moving to Japan made all the difference. I was dipping into the best stuff I'd ever known right away. For someone who has an Asian fetish like me there's just no other way.

I hear what you're saying about there's a lot of different ways to do things in this world but I just can't help but feel it's unfortunate that you've been dating for seven years, are about to be wed and now you're looking to step out. If you're girl is cool with it then I got nothing to say. And maybe I shouldn't cast the first stone but while it may not be totally universal most chicks don't want their fiance going out there and maybe bringing home some disease or getting emotionally attached to other women. I don't know your situation and I don't wanna dis you but let me ask you this: Are you sure getting married is the right move for you now? Japan can be a lot of fun for a single guy. Then it's all fair game. I've said this in a few threads now but your wife is family.

[Alcazar]

Just by chance I met a chick who was half Mexican half Japanese and dated her for a while. It seems like a good combo but to me pure northeast Asian is really the only thing I could settle on.

'100% pharmaceutical-grade North-East Asian product'.

Man, moving to Japan made all the difference. I was dipping into the best stuff I'd ever known right away. For someone who has an Asian fetish like me there's just no other way.

See, previously you had settle with Asians that were 'cut', eg the 1/2 Mexican, 1/2 Japanese girl....

'Now this is Panda, from Mexico. Very good stuff. This is Bava, different, but equally good. And this is Choco from the Hartz Mountains of Germany. Now the first two are the same, forty-five an ounce -- those are friend prices-- but this one...(pointing to the Choco)...this one's a little more expensive. It's fifty-five. But when you shoot it, you'll know where that extra money went. Nothing wrong with the first two. It's real, real, real, good shit. But this one's a fuckin' madman'. -Pulp Fiction.

[kami gaijin]

From what I've seen, all you've got to do is be "cute".

Don't work for me though. You can't be cute when wearing all black silk clothes all the time. ( It's not easy being evil )
Though when the Matrix came out, I was an overnight success.

[Jack]

The best foolproof way is this: Locate any Japanese restaurant that you can find that are actually owned by Japanese people. Those are the likeliest ones to employ J-girls who are either students or are travelling (working holiday type of travel). If you find a Japanese waitress that you find cute, return to the restaurant, leave a large tip and one day ask her to go out with you. That girl is likely to know other J-girls so if you have a party, or invent a party for that occasion, ask her to bring other friends and just collect telephone numbers. Of course in my case I would normally ask her the first or second time I am there. This is the simplest way.

Good luck,

[AssKissinger]

This thread has kind of taken an interesting twist. How to pick-up J-girls in North America as opposed to Japan. Jack, don't you think a cute J-waitress is gonna get asked out ten times a day? I'm not saying it's not worth a go but unless you're really good looking it might take a bit more strategy than that. However, with women, action is always better than inaction. Actually, I once ended up dating a Spanish chick I met working at the deli. I started by giving her a note that said, 'I think you're cute.' Next time I was in I asked her if she liked my note and she said yes. Boo-ya!

[Jack]

Jack, don't you think a cute J-waitress is gonna get asked out ten times a day? I'm not saying it's not worth a go but unless you're really good looking it might take a bit more strategy than that. However, with women, action is always better than inaction. Actually, I once ended up dating a Spanish chick I met working at the deli. I started by giving her a note that said, 'I think you're cute.' Next time I was in I asked her if she liked my note and she said yes. Boo-ya!

Actually very few people in restaurants ask the waitresses out, and you might be surprised at how many very cute J-chicks do not get asked to go out. I still stand by the Japanese restaurant strategy as one being very effective. In fact, asking waitresses out even in Japan works as I have done it a few times. I even went out with a girl that made me a cappucino at the Starbucks in Odaiba. She was extremely cute and all I had to do was ask in the time it took her to whip out the cappucino. A few hours later we were riding that gian ferris wheel there in the evening and the rest is history.

[NeoNecroNomiCron]

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[Caustic Saint]

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The shameful string? "cute 12 year old boys"

I'll have to be much more careful about how I name my blog entries in the future. (I've also ranted about this subject just this week on my site.)

[FeLingHi]

I now I'm a little late on this one, team, but allow me to add my $0.02.

GET SUM GAME, SPARKY!

[Jack]

I now I'm a little late on this one, team, but allow me to add my $0.02.

GET SUM GAME, SPARKY!

Did you think a long time to come up with this juvenile response?