"All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

[Takechanpoo]

[Coligny]

Sooo... it's that same guy again !!!

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[SovietSupreme]

Sooo... it's that same guy again !!!

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nknews.org/2017/02/n-korean-leaflets-found-again-in-seoul-one-of-which-targets-donald-trump/

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[Russell]

White House 'considers direct military action' to counter North Korean nuclear threat

An internal White House review of strategy on North Korea reportedly includes the possibility of direct military action or regime change to counter the hermit kingdom's nuclear threat.

Deputy national security adviser K T McFarland held a meeting with other officials ot discuss the US response to a fresh series of provocations from the North, the Wall Street Journal reports.

Mr McFarland requested for all options to completely overhaul American foreign policy towards Pyongyang, including for the country to recognise North Korea as a nuclear state and the possibility of a direct conflict.

The proposals are now being vetted prior to review by President Donald Trump.

[...]

North Korea has condemned the start of annual US-South Korean military drills with fiery rhetoric, threatening to "mercilessly foil the nuclear war racket of the aggressors with its treasured nuclear sword".

A spokesman for the General Staff of the North Korean People's Army said the North's reaction will be the toughest ever, but did not elaborate.

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Kind of mixed feelings about this.

On one hand, Trump is not the deepest thinker. On the other hand, when dealing with Best Korea that may be better...

[legion]

Except this stationary aircraft carrier is in missile range.

However, the suffering of the Best Koreans is heartbreaking, and I feel sorry for Masao-san.

Maybe someone needs to LOL Kim-kun at the airport too.

[Grumpy Gramps]

I don't think, they could get this through the UN Security Council without a veto from China. The Chinese surely don't want Trump to be rummaging along their border, even less so, when he is starting to lose and can't get over it...

[legion]

They didn't go through the UN when they offed Bin Laden, and they did that right under the noses of Pakistan's military (who were probably complicit in removing their guest).

[matsuki]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Just waiting to hear Trump praise their DMZ for protecting their borders.

If they already know where all the nukes and launch sites are....though the financial disaster that would come with a reunited Korea probably is enough to continue ignoring the problem for generations to come.

[Grumpy Gramps]

Seeing how it is going in Germany, I'd be very sceptical about a reunification of the Koreas making any sense at all.

[Coligny]

If they already know where all the nukes and launch sites are....

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Pocahontas... look at this picture...
ålso realize that if it was first strike weapon there would not need a way to move them so easily...

[Tsuru]

But can it do this?

[Russell]

If they already know where all the nukes and launch sites are....

These sites seem to be near the border with China...

[Coligny]

But can it do this?

only when driven by Mexicans...

[wagyl]

Is there a wound to rub salt in to somewhere?

North Korea bans Malaysian citizens from leaving.

[legion]

Is there a wound to rub salt in to somewhere?

North Korea bans Malaysian citizens from leaving.

what tangled webs we weave

[matsuki]

Kim Jong Un needs some Viagra.....can't get it up or keep it up....



http://edition.cnn.com/2017/03/06/asia/ ... m-jong-un/

Military authorities in South Korea, Japan and the United States confirmed the launch of four projectiles, which traveled almost 1,000 kilometers (620 miles). US officials said they were extended range SCUD missiles.
A fifth missile was also fired but failed.

[Coligny]

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Taro, you really need to stop this shit... or I'll ask yer felines to delete photoshop from your computer...

[Coligny]

Sunday in a supermarket we heard the muuup alert tone wondering whyt it was all aboot...
certainly zee missile launch wurnang. But there was nothing on the yahoo alert app... which usually report anything down to every raccoon sighting on a 300 km radius...

Is there a better app for this ?

[Wage Slave]

Sunday in a supermarket we heard the muuup alert tone wondering whyt it was all aboot...
certainly zee missile launch wurnang. But there was nothing on the yahoo alert app... which usually report anything down to every raccoon sighting on a 300 km radius...

Is there a better app for this ?

Must have been a stray cat spotted locally or something like that because the missiles were launched at 7:34 JST on Monday.

[Coligny]

I don't do math...

Didn't receive any wurnang anyway...

[Russell]

Fighting talk from the US for North Korea

Most of Japan is within range of Best Korea's missiles, so I don't know why only a coastal city is doing drills.

Speaking about drills, walking around with plastic garbage bags doesn't appear to be an effective defense against missiles to me. But then again, I am not a military expert...

[Grumpy Gramps]

Missiles are moenai gomi and need to be disposed of in the appropriate bags. So these Japanese are a very good role model.

Anyway better if Kim drops his missile gomi somewhere over land, where it can be collected and processed than littering an already overgomi'd sea.

[Russell]

Missiles are moenai gomi and need to be disposed of in the appropriate bags. So these Japanese are a very good role model.

Anyway better if Kim drops his missile gomi somewhere over land, where it can be collected and processed than littering an already overgomi'd sea.

[wagyl]

Getting to the slightly serious answer to Russell's questions, the Oga peninsula is famous, including on this site, for ogre culture. Other peninsulas jutting out into the Japan Sea have a similar culture, and it is well established that this folklore has origins in raids from the Korean Peninsula terrorising the communities. If only some communities are going to have a drill, these are the communities to do it. The other slightly serious answer, which everyone embedded in a rural community will know viscerally, is that if they don't double up the fire drill with the communal de-clogging of the irrigation canals with the softball play-off with the community meeting, then an event will end up being scheduled every fucking Sunday morning at 6 a.m. It is perfectly reasonable to get everyone practicing hobbling to the community hall in the drill, and then use that opportunity where everyone is together to then split them up into "village beautification teams." It saves destroying next weekend too. Or at the very least keeps next weekend open for the tug-of-war competition.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Getting to the slightly serious answer to Russell's questions, the Oga peninsula is famous, including on this site, for ogre culture. Other peninsulas jutting out into the Japan Sea have a similar culture, and it is well established that this folklore has origins in raids from the Korean Peninsula terrorising the communities. If only some communities are going to have a drill, these are the communities to do it. The other slightly serious answer, which everyone embedded in a rural community will know viscerally, is that if they don't double up the fire drill with the communal de-clogging of the irrigation canals with the softball play-off with the community meeting, then an event will end up being scheduled every fucking Sunday morning at 6 a.m. It is perfectly reasonable to get everyone practicing hobbling to the community hall in the drill, and then use that opportunity where everyone is together to then split them up into "village beautification teams." It saves destroying next weekend too. Or at the very least keeps next weekend open for the tug-of-war competition.

Still beats the good old days when they used to eat down airman liver.

[wagyl]

Getting to the slightly serious answer to Russell's questions, the Oga peninsula is famous, including on this site, for ogre culture. Other peninsulas jutting out into the Japan Sea have a similar culture, and it is well established that this folklore has origins in raids from the Korean Peninsula terrorising the communities. If only some communities are going to have a drill, these are the communities to do it. The other slightly serious answer, which everyone embedded in a rural community will know viscerally, is that if they don't double up the fire drill with the communal de-clogging of the irrigation canals with the softball play-off with the community meeting, then an event will end up being scheduled every fucking Sunday morning at 6 a.m. It is perfectly reasonable to get everyone practicing hobbling to the community hall in the drill, and then use that opportunity where everyone is together to then split them up into "village beautification teams." It saves destroying next weekend too. Or at the very least keeps next weekend open for the tug-of-war competition.

Still beats the good old days when they used to eat down airman liver.

Now that's what I call visceral knowledge.

[matsuki]

The things they did before Viagra...

[yanpa]

North Korea declares victory in war against sea after years of intensive missile strikes

[Taro Toporific]

North Korea declares victory in war against sea after years of intensive missile strikes

I would gladly welcome a North Korean nuclear strike on Tokyo.
It would give me an excuse to relocate to Mrs. Taro's rice ranch in Shikoku or my step-brother's ranch in Bear Creek, Colorado.

[TennoChinko]

US cyber attacks may be bringing North Korean missiles down
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04 ... -missiles/

Part of the beauty of a "left-of-launch" attack, said Lance Gatling, a defence analyst and president of Tokyo-based Nexial Research Inc, is that the North Koreans cannot be sure that any imported electronics have not been deliberately permitted to evade sanctions because they are infected with malware. Similarly, when a launch fails they are also unable to determine what brought the missile down.

"There are many things that can go wrong with a missile launch, but it would be impossible to tell from outside if something had affected the internal guidance or control systems", Mr Gatling told The Telegraph.

Mr Gatling referred to reports in the press of "left-of-launch" attacks targeting the North: "It has been openly mentioned that there is a possibility that the North's supply chain for components has been deliberately infected, and they might never know."

"It is quite possible that parts that they are importing are intentionally faulty because, through history, there have been similar attempts to sabotage an enemy's capabilities," he said, citing Allied efforts during the Second World War to infiltrate agents into Nazi Germany's programme to develop V2 rockets.

STUXNET virus: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuxnet

zero days [ documentary ]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_Days

The US Tried to Stuxnet North Korea’s Nuclear Program
https://www.wired.com/2015/05/us-tried- ... r-program/