"All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

[Coligny]

We are talking aboot the guys who can't crack open an IPhone right ?

[Taro Toporific]

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@W7VOA | 12:40 PM - 21 Oct 2015
Kim Jong Un inspects Mirae Scientists' Street, "model of Juche architecture and fairy street." via

Besides Best Korea's big missile non-launch today...
japantimes.co.jp/news/2017/04/16/asia-pacific/north-korean-missile-test-fails-show-strength-fizzles

Google Maps reveal that a group of new "luxury" high-rise buildings of Pyongyang are just facades like a movie set
http://blog.livedoor.jp/dqnplus/archives/1921832.html

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[Coligny]

Nearly nothing make sense in this parade.

The 16wheelers should be Topol M carriers. But Russia didn't export them to DPRK, why only showing the ressuply trucks and not the TEL launcher ones ?
Why do they have the typical Chinese Dong Feng cab instead of the usual Maz MZKT/volat Cabs ?

Why do they still have the tracked Scud 1 TEL these stuff are museum material the Soviet switched to the Maz543 TEL plateform especially for export (iraq...)

Why why why...

It's almost like watching a WW1 war movie by Michael Bay

[SovietSupreme]

Our Glorious Comrades at Best Korean TV broadcast a stirring music video of nuclear missiles hitting the evil running-dogs of the USA!

Kim Jong-un smiles and waves as cheering crowd watches a US city being wiped out by a nuclear attack during North Korean celebrations
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ation.html

[Coligny]

:thumbs: Our Glorious Comrades at Best Korean TV broadcast a stirring music video of nuclear missiles hitting the evil running-dogs ...
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I don't think they have the luxury to play with food...

[legion]

:thumbs: Our Glorious Comrades at Best Korean TV broadcast a stirring music video of nuclear missiles hitting the evil running-dogs of the USA!

Kim Jong-un smiles and waves as cheering crowd watches a US city being wiped out by a nuclear attack during North Korean celebrations
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ation.html

well at least it's a novel variation on the cheapo animation made from screenshots from Google Earth

but ...

who put up the crosses after total obliteration?

[Russell]

[Coligny]

Looks a bit too tailored to trigger a desired reaction of excessive empathy from the (supposedly) first world viewership rather than actually being a natural reaction to the experience..

Choosing the banana, cheapest fruit anybody know it and can relate
It's a fruit that can be eaten without any tool/utensil
she goes on to partially peel it without a drop of confusion or hesitation.
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At the end of the thinking everybody experience new food/fruit one day or another... the only ones that should make you cry is cheeze like alsatian "munster". Because the smell is enough to peel of the wallpaper in the room.

Could go on but it's tooo much looking like the koweiti nurse claiming Saddham's troops were putting newborns in microwave ovens...

[Russell]

Looks a bit too tailored to trigger a desired reaction of excessive empathy from the (supposedly) first world viewership rather than actually being a natural reaction to the experience..

Choosing the banana, cheapest fruit anybody know it and can relate
It's a fruit that can be eaten without any tool/utensil
she goes on to partially peel it without a drop of confusion or hesitation.
Skip
Skip
Skip
At the end of the thinking everybody experience new food/fruit one day or another... the only ones that should make you cry is cheeze like alsatian "munster". Because the smell is enough to peel of the wallpaper in the room.

Could go on but it's tooo much looking like the koweiti nurse claiming Saddham's troops were putting newborns in microwave ovens...

You're right.

In the video description it is written that it is an "acting audition", so, yep, fake.

Still, I find it somewhat amusing.

[Coligny]

The super cute and spontaneous head nod at the end would have also been a bit of a giveway...

[Taka-Okami]

Wonder when Mr Kim and Trump are going to stop measuring their cocks?

[Takechanpoo]

kiyomi tsujimoto, a founder of Peace Boat, one of the notable politicians in the opposition party 民進党.

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she have a long-time connection with the k-guy, Choe Ryong-hae, who is said to be the right hand of kim the pig joug-un.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choe_Ryong-hae
not a few part of professional j-liberals have a strong connection with and have been coined by china and the both korea.
before the internet was spread, most of j-people didnt know it. and now the people are getting to know it. its one of the reasons that liberalism in japan is getting weak rapidly.

[matsuki]

Wonder when Mr Kim and Trump are going to stop measuring their cocks?

Well Trump doesn't win much but...

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[Mike Oxlong]

For a guy, you seem way too interested in other guys' members. Turning Japanese, eh.

[J.A.F.O]

For a guy, you seem way too interested in other guys' members. Turning Japanese, eh.

Not even a joke though... I get pecker checked on a fairly regular basis here. I'm beginning to wonder if they're chinese though. The mall I shop at is a tourist trap for chinese. The locals are probably pretty used to gaijin sausage but I don't think the chiners are hens the curiosity.

[Mike Oxlong]

For a guy, you seem way too interested in other guys' members. Turning Japanese, eh.

Not even a joke though... I get pecker checked on a fairly regular basis here. I'm beginning to wonder if they're chinese though. The mall I shop at is a tourist trap for chinese. The locals are probably pretty used to gaijin sausage but I don't think the chiners are hens the curiosity.

It could be the native in him feels the need to point out he's not the only chibi.

[Russell]

For a guy, you seem way too interested in other guys' members. Turning Japanese, eh.

Not even a joke though... I get pecker checked on a fairly regular basis here. I'm beginning to wonder if they're chinese though. The mall I shop at is a tourist trap for chinese. The locals are probably pretty used to gaijin sausage but I don't think the chiners are hens the curiosity.

You mean, you walk around at the shopping mall with your member bungling out?

[Wage Slave]

For a guy, you seem way too interested in other guys' members. Turning Japanese, eh.

Not even a joke though... I get pecker checked on a fairly regular basis here. I'm beginning to wonder if they're chinese though. The mall I shop at is a tourist trap for chinese. The locals are probably pretty used to gaijin sausage but I don't think the chiners are hens the curiosity.

You mean, you walk around at the shopping mall with your member bungling out?

And do you get pecker checked by men or women or both?

[Russell]

For a guy, you seem way too interested in other guys' members. Turning Japanese, eh.

Not even a joke though... I get pecker checked on a fairly regular basis here. I'm beginning to wonder if they're chinese though. The mall I shop at is a tourist trap for chinese. The locals are probably pretty used to gaijin sausage but I don't think the chiners are hens the curiosity.

You mean, you walk around at the shopping mall with your member bungling out?

And do you get pecker checked by men or women or both?

And by straights or gays or both?

[J.A.F.O]

God I wish, I would just walk around like that all day... lol reminds me of a segment in the book "choke" you might be a sex addict if you show any of these behaviors... Well I didn't before but I do now!

[matsuki]

For a guy, you seem way too interested in other guys' members. Turning Japanese, eh.

Not even a joke though... I get pecker checked on a fairly regular basis here. I'm beginning to wonder if they're chinese though. The mall I shop at is a tourist trap for chinese. The locals are probably pretty used to gaijin sausage but I don't think the chiners are hens the curiosity.

It could be the native in him feels the need to point out he's not the only chibi.

The only thing that feels chibi is the local condoms. Average "Native American" size is a bit silly considering it's blanketing so many nations and a far from homogeneous "race" but if you want to get a little more specific, the area my ancestors are from ranks quite high when it comes to size. Not to mention the fertility spirit worshiped by most of the tribes in the area (despite being castrated in pop culture) is usually depicted with a massive boner.

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[Mike Oxlong]

Average "Native American" size is a bit silly considering it's blanketing so many nations and a far from homogeneous "race" but if you want to get a little more specific, the area my ancestors are from ranks quite high when it comes to size. Not to mention the fertility spirit worshiped by most of the tribes in the area (despite being castrated in pop culture) is usually depicted with a massive boner.

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Ok, show us the data.

Is that fertility spirt depicted in the same manner as the giant phalluses in Japanese fertility festivals? Ironic usage!

[Russell]

Average "Native American" size is a bit silly considering it's blanketing so many nations and a far from homogeneous "race" but if you want to get a little more specific, the area my ancestors are from ranks quite high when it comes to size. Not to mention the fertility spirit worshiped by most of the tribes in the area (despite being castrated in pop culture) is usually depicted with a massive boner.

e7389d8fd420daa9a5b92f62ce8f09e6[1].jpg

Ok, show us the data.

Is that fertility spirt depicted in the same manner as the giant phalluses in Japanese fertility festivals? Ironic usage!

+100 !!!!!

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Racially, aren't Native Merkins just Mongoloids anyway?

[wagyl]

That chart is totally fake.

What is a Hispanic?

What the fuck is a millimetre?

[matsuki]

Ok, show us the data.

Look at the Condomania studies, places with the largest Native populations are on top. (Or you could just take my word for it, Mike Oxlong)

Is that fertility spirt depicted in the same manner as the giant phalluses in Japanese fertility festivals? Ironic usage!

Not at all, there are no severed dicks involved or penis worship, just a spirit with a big boner.

Racially, aren't Native Merkins just Mongoloids anyway?

Not quite that simple.

That chart is totally fake.

What is a Hispanic?

I dunno but Roberto over here has something to say....

http://www.unilad.co.uk/nsfw/meet-the-g ... the-world/

[J.A.F.O]

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Didn't ze garmens invent the dick pump?

[Russell]

Ok, show us the data.

Look at the Condomania studies, places with the largest Native populations are on top. (Or you could just take my word for it, Mike Oxlong)

Is that fertility spirt depicted in the same manner as the giant phalluses in Japanese fertility festivals? Ironic usage!

Not at all, there are no severed dicks involved or penis worship, just a spirit with a big boner.

For sure, they had photographic memories in those days...

[Mike Oxlong]

LOL. My user name was inspired by a gag some '80s DJ did.

Self-reporting length on surveys. LOL. The data must be accurate. ROFL.

[matsuki]

LOL. My user name was inspired by a gag some '80s DJ did.

Self-reporting length on surveys. LOL. The data must be accurate. ROFL.

Self reporting is obviously the most scientific method!

The ones I saw were based on condom size sales numbers but even that is far from an accurate picture.