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A Book full of Poop

Postby Grumpy Gramps » Sat May 20, 2017 5:57 pm

Yet another new blessing for this wonderful cuntry:

Toilet humour: ‘Poop’ books help Japanese children to study kanji

South China Morning Post wrote:For young Japanese children, learning more than 1,000 kanji characters during their six years of elementary school is a monumental task, but the addition of some toilet humour has proved a huge success.

A workbook series that features a heavy dose of the word unko, the Japanese word for “poop”, has quickly sold over a million copies since its release in March. The series’ main selling point is that it engages children by using the word “poop” in every single example sentence.

“Adults would raise their eyebrows, but for children, the word ‘poop’ is magical and makes things fun,” said Yusaku Furuya, 40, the author of the books.

The six-book Unko Kanji Drill series contains a total of 3,018 example sentences concocted by Furuya for the 1,006 kanji symbols taught at elementary schools.

One example demonstrates that the sentences do not need to make sense in order to appeal to children. In the fourth grader’s edition, the book teaches the kanji character used in the noun “meeting” with the sentence: “We are starting a poop meeting now.”

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"Sentences do not need to make sense" as long as they contain poop. Not that I am surprised...
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Re: A Book full of Poop

Postby Russell » Sat May 20, 2017 6:06 pm

:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:

How about applying this to English education in Japan?

Example sentences:

The pooper poops all over the pooping place until he is pooped out.

Do poopers poop in the pooping woods?

OK guys, I'm pooping out...
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Re: A Book full of Poop

Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat May 20, 2017 6:55 pm

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Re: A Book full of Poop

Postby Grumpy Gramps » Sat May 20, 2017 11:19 pm

Why? Maybe for the orinpiku 2020? After the slightly embarrassing state of English education, with this they could at least showcase kanji-learning as the pinnacle of Japanese educational achievements without leaving their comfort-zone.
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Re: A Book full of Poop

Postby matsuki » Sun May 21, 2017 7:47 pm

Grumpy Gramps wrote:without leaving their comfort-zone.

...which is poop?
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Re: A Book full of Poop

Postby Grumpy Gramps » Sun May 21, 2017 11:00 pm

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Poetic thoughts and happy life on a rainy day with poop and kanji.
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Re: A Book full of Poop

Postby yanpa » Fri May 26, 2017 4:38 pm

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Re: A Book full of Poop

Postby Grumpy Gramps » Fri May 26, 2017 5:07 pm

Oooooh, nerve-smashing thriller :)

Does yanpa junior already speak German?
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Re: A Book full of Poop

Postby yanpa » Fri May 26, 2017 5:43 pm

We are reserving it as a backup parental communications channel for now.

The little blighter is still refusing to speak much beyond a limited selection of largely useless words including "ishi" (as in "stone", though used to cover any stone-like object on the ground including soil), "Aeon" (as in Aeon shopping mall), "ii" and "ao" (and two of the three primary colours).
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Re: A Book full of Poop

Postby Coligny » Fri May 26, 2017 8:12 pm

Kuubo ?

Sensuikan ?

Kowareta genpatsuuu.. ?
Marion Marechal nous voila !

Verdun

ni oubli ni pardon

never forgive never forget/ for you illiterate kapitalist pigs


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Re: A Book full of Poop

Postby yanpa » Fri May 26, 2017 9:21 pm

Coligny wrote:Kuubo ?

Sensuikan ?

Kowareta genpatsuuu.. ?


We haven't got to the "Paranoid Frenchman" chapter in the textbook yet.
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Re: A Book full of Poop

Postby Russell » Fri May 26, 2017 9:58 pm

yanpa wrote:
Coligny wrote:Kuubo ?

Sensuikan ?

Kowareta genpatsuuu.. ?


We haven't got to the "Paranoid Frenchman" chapter in the textbook yet.

But fortunately little Yanpa already knows what a kiiroi sensuikan is. He's British after all.
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Re: A Book full of Poop

Postby Coligny » Sat May 27, 2017 1:46 am

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.
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