"All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

[Takechanpoo]

there are 2 types of the cold acclimation. the one is to enlarge the body size to maintain the heat and the another is to decrease the protruding portions to not lose the heat. east asian people are the people adopting the latter type of the cold assimilation in siberia.
native mericans are another type of mongoloid not adopting the latter type one. so their dicks are relatively bigger?

[Mike Oxlong]

LOL. My user name was inspired by a gag some '80s DJ did.

Self-reporting length on surveys. LOL. The data must be accurate. ROFL.

Self reporting is obviously the most scientific method!

The ones I saw were based on condom size sales numbers but even that is far from an accurate picture.

Native Americans have a larger family size than other any other American ethnic group, minority or otherwise. Highest birth rate as well. High teen pregnancy rate. It's doubtful they are accounting for many, if any, condom statistics.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Ok, show us the data.

Look at the Condomania studies, places with the largest Native populations are on top. (Or you could just take my word for it, Mike Oxlong)

Is that fertility spirt depicted in the same manner as the giant phalluses in Japanese fertility festivals? Ironic usage!

Not at all, there are no severed dicks involved or penis worship, just a spirit with a big boner.

For sure, they had photographic memories in those days...

I have to admit that the only Native Merkin I know walks around with a permanent stiffy...

[Mike Oxlong]

That looks like an early storyboard for Brokeback Mountain.

[Coligny]

there are 2 types of the cold acclimation. the one is to enlarge the body size to maintain the heat and the another is to decrease the protruding portions to not lose the heat. east asian people are the people adopting the latter type of the cold assimilation in siberia.
native mericans are another type of mongoloid not adopting the latter type one. so their dicks are relatively bigger?

how many window did you lick today ?

sorry... forgot you can only count up to potato...

[Russell]

Ok, show us the data.

Look at the Condomania studies, places with the largest Native populations are on top. (Or you could just take my word for it, Mike Oxlong)

Is that fertility spirt depicted in the same manner as the giant phalluses in Japanese fertility festivals? Ironic usage!

Not at all, there are no severed dicks involved or penis worship, just a spirit with a big boner.

For sure, they had photographic memories in those days...

I have to admit that the only Native Merkin I know walks around with a permanent stiffy...

Hmm, the right one has Peyronie's disease, the guy in the center is in need of some Viagra, and the left one is, well what can one say, kind of normal, when one does not count his upper body...

[Coligny]

I don't want to know why you know aboot this...

REALLY

REALLY

REALLY REALLY REALLY DON'T

[matsuki]

...and I'm the one with a penii fixation?

[Coligny]

...and I'm the one with a penii fixation?

No, you're the one with the small penis, it's Russell that have the worrying fixation...

[matsuki]

You're the one with the 4x4....

[Russell]

...and I'm the one with a penii fixation?

No, you're the one with the small penis, it's Russell that have the worrying fixation...

Said the guy with a penii fixation.

I didn't start this topic...

[Mike Oxlong]

...and I'm the one with a penii fixation?

No, you're the one with the small penis, it's Russell that have the worrying fixation...

[Coligny]

You're the one with the 4x4....

The nissan was getting too small to pickup your mom's booty calls.

I'm planning to sell it and get a 6x6 dump truck unless she put down the cheezeburgerz...

[Coligny]

...and I'm the one with a penii fixation?

No, you're the one with the small penis, it's Russell that have the worrying fixation...

Said the guy with a penii fixation.

I didn't start this topic...

[Russell]

Time for something completely different...

[Mike Oxlong]

Men’s Health Magazine puts out Annual Rankings for Biggest Size by Race

Men’s Health Magazine has released its annual rankings for biggest penis size by race. For the 20th year in a row, African Americans are on top with an average length of 10 inches.

This year’s biggest change in position came from the Asian race. They moved up 2 spots to number 3 on the list and reported increases in length by almost an inch over last year’s average.

The big jump in rankings is believed to result from a correction in how the Asian race measures. The universal standard for measuring length is to start on the top of the member and run the measuring tape from the pelvic area to the tip. The Asian community has been measuring from the bottom starting from where the testes meets the shaft and then measuring out to the tip. This error has cost the Asian race greatly in previous year’s rankings.

The Native Americans round out the bottom spot for the 10th year in a row with an average length of 5.1 inches...

[matsuki]

....It should be noted, however, that the magazine has never actually been able to find a full blooded Native American, and ended up using data from a guy who claimed to be 1/20th Cherokee on his mother’s side.

[Mike Oxlong]

Good night Chibiki.

[matsuki]

Back to Best Korea...

North Korea fired four anti-ship missiles into the sea east of the Korean Peninsula Thursday, which the South Korean military said was intended to demonstrate its "precise targeting capability."

South Korea's joint chiefs said the projectiles, launched near the eastern port city of Wonsan, were believed to be surface-to-ship cruise missiles.
"We assess that North Korea intended to show off its various missile capabilities, display its precise targeting capability, in the form of armed protests against ships in regard to US Navy carrier strike groups and joint naval drills," Roh Jae-cheon, a spokesman for South Korea's Joint Chiefs of Staffs told reporters.
North Korea has launched 16 missiles in 10 tests so far in 2017, and Thursday's test was the fourth since new South Korean President Moon Jae-in took office in May.
Analysts say each launch, successful or not, improves missile technology and ultimately provides information that helps bring North Korea closer to its goal of building a missile that could reach the US.
The launch comes one day after Moon's government suspended the deployment of a controversial US missile defense system which had strained relations with China and angered North Korea.

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/06/07/asia/ ... index.html

[Mike Oxlong]

Seems everybody and their dog is acting out trying to compensate.

[wagyl]

Once again lurking on Mulboyne's twitter feed, is a post highlighting that Hokuriku Chunichi Shimbun have an article about OLs obsessed with North Korean tourism, written by one of their number. It is incredibly positive, fashion magazine style -- just love those ginseng cosmetics and 80's style pop. The "journalist" refers to herself as 'Comrade,' for God's sake. This is the same Hokuriku region from which couples strolling along the beach were kidnapped forty years ago...
http://www.chunichi.co.jp/hokuriku/arti ... 00227.html

[Takechanpoo]

an article about OLs obsessed with North Korean tourism
http://www.chunichi.co.jp/hokuriku/arti ... 00227.html

私は在日朝鮮人社会で育ったので(coz i was raised in z-korean society )

and a proviso is kindly attached to the end of the article.

愛知県出身の日本人だが、「督」という名字から中国や韓国出身と思われることも。勝手に各国に親しみを感じている。((the reporter)sometimes is regarded as china or korea ancestry because of the surname 督 while is japanese from aichi prefecture. )

i suspect with high probability that the other those obsessed-with-north OLs interviewed in the article are z as well.
yea

[matsuki]

Seems everybody and their dog is acting out trying to compensate.

Shetlands are the wrong breed to compensate for size....

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[matsuki]

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said Monday that Otto Warmbier, the U.S. student who was held in North Korea, was murdered by the Kim Jung Un regime.

This will not end well...

[Coligny]

With all the other shit going on with DPRK i don't think this has much value for a trigger... especially with the US track record on police brutality... hell... them cops curb stomped a bystander on fire because he was rammed by a felon they were in pursuit with their cruiser... (this sentence makes little to no sense I phear, you might want to check real news sources... like Philip de Franco... or keemstar... or Pewdiepie...)

[matsuki]

Never underestimate the power of dead white people...

[Coligny]

Never underestimate the power of dead white people...

Dood... we are still struggling to get over General De Gaulle... just a hint: as long as we are the 5th Republic we are not over our daddy issues...

We need a 6th Republic born from abysmally uncharismatic politician who will collapse upon herself with her failure used as a justification to switchover to a European common constitution. Then it's welcome to shitcreek, please leave your paddles in the cloakroom... let just hope that a 4th Reich do not popup at the same time...

[legion]

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said Monday that Otto Warmbier, the U.S. student who was held in North Korea, was murdered by the Kim Jung Un regime.

This will not end well...

well I hope it ends well for the millions of Best Koreans currently residing under a regime that makes stealing a poster a capital offense

who are the only protection Kim Dong Cunt has

[Taro Toporific]

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At his first official press conference, the new White House communications director, Anthony Scaramucci, said of President Treasonweasel:

•I’ve seen this guy throw a dead spiral through a tire.
•I’ve seen him at Madison Square Garden with a topcoat on
standing in the key, hitting foul shots and swishing them.
•He sinks 30-foot putts.
https://youtu.be/uZx9fafw7m8

Doesn't this all sound oddly familiar of Best Korea?

[TennoChinko]

" i've seen this guy through a dead spiral through a tire."

In contrast to this untimely photo of John Kerry, I guess..