Bite our giant Chocoballs®!

[Taro Toporific]

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Morinaga has announced a new product commemorating their 50th anniversary of "Chocoball" with the release of a giant CHOCOBALL™!
The new CHOCOBALL™ is 50 times the size of the regular long-time favorite chocolate and will sold for 540 yen.
morinaga.co.jp/company/newsrelease...

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[Coligny]

Geisha balls in disguise...

[legion]

biggest balls of all

[omae mona]

Still devastated that Lotte discontinued these:

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[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Perhaps not quite as sweet, but you can still gobble one of these deep in your throat if you're that way inclined....

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Certainly wasn't beyond this Chocoball...

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[Russell]

Perhaps not quite as sweet, but you can still gobble one of these deep in your throat if you're that way inclined....

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This is a joke right?!? Who in his right mind sells it under that name?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Perhaps not quite as sweet, but you can still gobble one of these deep in your throat if you're that way inclined....

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This is a joke right?!? Who in his right mind sells it under that name?

Absolutely not...
http://www.mrz.co.jp/products/sausage/homo-sausage/
And you can also get Morinaga Homo Milk (advertized by a character with a hand on hip and boasting proudly of being Homo-chan), but I'm a little worried about how they extracted it...

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[Mike Oxlong]

I heard the legend of Fe Cal milk, supposedly advertising that it was fortified with iron and calcium, when I first got to Japan. Never did see a specimen...

[Yokohammer]

Homo milk ... one of the pitfalls of abbreviating everything (hint: "homogenized").

And Calpis sounds way too much like "cow piss".

There was once a "Carap" chocolate bar (think it was Morinaga). Oh the fun us unsophisticated furners had with that one.

[Taro Toporific]

biggest balls of all

[J.A.F.O]

Read it and was wondering if the Chokonen persona was making a comeback

[omae mona]

And Calpis sounds way too much like "cow piss".

Can I tempt you with a McCow Piss Milkshake?

[matsuki]

And Calpis sounds way too much like "cow piss".

Can I tempt you with a McCow Piss Milkshake?

Which is why overseas it's....



At some point the naming fails of the locals become less funny and just plain sad.

[Coligny]

Read it and was wondering if the C0k0n3n persona was making a comeback

You did get the memo aboot the rebranding ?

like blackwater and Xe, name changes but everything stay the same with Pocahontas...

[J.A.F.O]

Read it and was wondering if the C0k0n3n persona was making a comeback

You did get the memo aboot the rebranding ?

like blackwater and Xe, name changes but everything stay the same with Pocahontas...

I know, it did have me fooled when ch0ko disappeared. I caught on though quick though. Just saying maybe the moniker was alive again.

[matsuki]

I wonder if that choco ball will give you a case of the...

[Taro Toporific]

And Calpis sounds way too much like "cow piss".

Yep. The chicas guapas/girls in my neighborhood taqueria in Denver giggle every time I order a "Calpico" with my tacos. They "know" what is really is.

Can I tempt you with a McCow Piss Milkshake?

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[Taro Toporific]

Perhaps not quite as sweet, but you can still gobble one of these deep in your throat if you're that way inclined....

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This is a joke right?!? Who in his right mind sells it under that name?

Absolutely not...
http://www.mrz.co.jp/products/sausage/homo-sausage/

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[Marked Trail]

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Gee, that's not very appealing.

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