Steven Seagal? Who's that?

[TennoChinko]

I saw a post indicating that one of his stunt doubles was Australian ... however it looks like according to this list, there is quite a list of 'em:

http://www.imdb.com/list/ls054674768/

[Taro Toporific]

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@DPRK_News

[SovietSupreme]

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@DPRK_News

Even Steven Seagal is planning for President Trump...

The rest-of-the-story is that "Russian President Vladimir Putin Grants Steven Seagal Citizenship" (Hollywood Reporter | 11/3/2016).

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[Grumpy Gramps]

Yes, looks like Putin is handing out passports to just about anyone these days. Wonder, if I could get one too, if I'd ask nicely.

[wagyl]

Yes, looks like Putin is handing out passports to just about anyone these days. Wonder, if I could get one too, if I'd ask nicely.

It all depends. Do you have a deep appreciation for macho iconography while simultaneously being decidedly not homosexual?

Be sure to bring your closet with you.

[Russell]

Ukraine bans Steven Seagal as threat to national security

[Taro Toporific]

Ukraine bans Steven Seagal as threat to national security

"Steven Seagal strangles cat and then eats it"
--- Headline out of Russia

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[TennoChinko]

Ukraine bans Steven Seagal as threat to national security

"Steven Seagal strangles cat and then eats it"
--- Headline out of Russia

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Grab that pussy!

[Coligny]

You guys...

Will die first...

[Mike Oxlong]

Totally forgot to mention that Steve was by the island for a quick visit last month. Didn't catch it myself, but just remembered the Facebook commotion.
https://postimg.org/gallery/mho9ama8/

[Taro Toporific]

Trump makes Steven Seagal new FBI boss.

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@thesundaysport | 5:00 AM - 20 May 2017

[Mike Oxlong]

Totally forgot to mention that Steve was by the island for a quick visit last month. Didn't catch it myself, but just remembered the Facebook commotion.
https://postimg.org/gallery/mho9ama8/

[Taro Toporific]

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[Marked Trail]

" Batman has until midnight to reveal himself or I will bring Gotham to its knees." — Steven Seagal

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I hear that Steven Seagal is branded his artificial tanning regimen using the name Umber Siege®.

[SovietSupreme]

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[Russell]

☭☭ ☭☭ ☭☭ ☭☭ ☭☭ ☭☭ ☭☭ ☭☭ ☭☭ ☭☭

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Hmm, I know who is the right successor of Kim Jong Un...

[Mike Oxlong]

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Hmm, I know who is the right successor of Kim Jong Un...

[jingai]

https://youtu.be/2eAuJIGlp9I?t=3m22s

[Mike Oxlong]

[Taro Toporific]

youtu.be/M2G_oKRV6tI

Damn.
Seagal has got one hell of a "tell."

Click to play.

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[Taro Toporific]

Count Chocula is planning a lawsuit against Steven Seagal for copyright character infringement.

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Via DPRK_News

[TennoChinko]

OCT. 13, 2017, 10:15 A.M.
Steven Seagal faces allegations in the wake of Harvey Weinstein scandal fallout
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la ... story.html
http://archive.is/5iPZr

[matsuki]

"Fire Down Below"

[Mike Oxlong]

[Taro Toporific]

Steven Seagal has written a book...
... in crayon.

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amazon.com/Way-Shadow-Wolves-Hijacking-America...

Just read the Amazon comments section, hee, hee.

[jingai]

The reviews are too good!
"his book brings to bear all the political and historical acumen one would expect from a college drop-out who has invested most of his time hitting people and who was given Russian citizenship by Vladimir Putin himself, collaborating with an obscure and mediocre songwriter. Of course, the added bonus of a foreword by convicted criminal Joe Arpaio is truly icing on the cake. "

[Taro Toporific]

Steven Seagal-Endorsed ICO (Initial bitCoin Offering) Receives Shut Down Order from New Jersey State Authority
---This ICO was previously accused of being an MLM scheme by many experts.---
financemagnates.com (CryptoCurrency) | Thursday, 08/03/2018 | 15:02 GMT
...Bureau of Securities of the US state of New Jersey issued a cease-and-desist order to the initial coin offering (ICO) of Bitcoiin [sic*], which was being promoted by the famous actor Steven Seagal...more...

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*UPDATE:

slate.com/technology/2018/03/steven-seagal-endorsed-cryptocurrency-gets-new-jersey-cease-and-desist.html
“Bitcoiin2Gen,” the cryptocurrency Seagal chose to endorse in February, was deeply questionable. The first and most obvious warning flag is the currency’s name, which mostly just adds an extra “I” to the more reputable “Bitcoin.” But there were other warning signs, too: As CNet noted shortly after the announcement, “It’s not necessarily clear what problem Bitcoiin2Gen is for.”

[Taro Toporific]

Our next diplomatic hope after Dennis Rodman: f'cked ex-gaijin, Steven Seagal...

Actor Steven Seagal appointed Russian ministry's 'special representative'
CNN | August 4, 2018
Russia appointed actor Steven Seagal as a "special representative" on US-Russian humanitarian ties, the country's Ministry of Foreign Affairs said in statement...
...Seagal, who became a Russian citizen in 2016, is a close friend of Russian President Vladimir Putin.
More...

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[jingai]

I don't know about this. America is under siege right now, all of these Russia investigations are out for justice and we have a president who thinks he is above the law. And now Putin is sending an actor to the belly of the beast? As he took Russian citizenship I'm not sure he is the patriot we need to uphold American interests.

[Taro Toporific]

{Seagal} took Russian citizenship I'm not sure he is the patriot we need to uphold American interests.