TR: "English teacher from Australia attempted to use fake JR

[TennoChinko]

English teacher from Australia attempted to use fake JR pass
http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2017/12/12 ... e-jr-pass/

At least her Linkedin profile is truthful... meet Karen Sattler from Australia...

https://www.linkedin.com/in/karen-sattler-63ab34104/

I am highly resourceful, creative & driven.





https://pastebin.com/7VYE55g7

[Taro Toporific]

English teacher from Australia attempted to use fake JR pass
http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2017/12/12 ... e-jr-pass/

Before reading to story, I was going to write that it must have been the paper of the fake JR pass that gave her away and got her busted.
ピンポン, ピンポン. According to the ANN report, all she did was make a color copy of a JR pass (which appears to be made different kinds paper with several types of writing, printing, and stamps on it).

http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2017/12/12/english-teacher-from-australia-attempted-to-use-fake-jr-pass/
...Noticing that the color of the paper of the document appeared to be different from that of an original, the attendant alerted police.

[Takechanpoo]

it seems like that the special jr pass is just verified only by the visual confirmation of the station employees.
she probably committed the stupidest act after knowing it.

[matsuki]

She gave it the ol college try when it comes to counterfeit quality...but i'm guessing she's refusing to provide the ol "I'm guilty" confession statement based on that article.

[wangta]

English teacher from Australia attempted to use fake JR pass
http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2017/12/12 ... e-jr-pass/

At least her Linkedin profile is truthful... meet Karen Sattler from Australia...

https://www.linkedin.com/in/karen-sattler-63ab34104/

I am highly resourceful, creative & driven.

What a fucking loser, not only for this act of dishonest stupidity but for the photo she has put on her linked in profile. Who the fuck with half a brain puts a photo for linked in or any other professional site looking like they've been dragged thru a bush backwards and wearing a flannie to boot?

Bet she's one of the politically correct snowflake types who go all hysterical over every -ism even if the -ism is the product of irrational, self-entitled, mollycoddled delusion. Love the mollycoddled word, used to hear my Granpa now gone say it.




https://pastebin.com/7VYE55g7

[matsuki]

There was some bible-thumping and femi-nazi "likes" on her Linked-In profile.

At the end of the day, I just find it hilarious how lazy she was with such a risk. I'm sure most of us have used these things at one point or another and know the checks are far from thorough and the paper + stamp level of quality isn't exactly hard to replicate if you put a lil effort into it. (more than just a color copy)

[Russell]

There was some bible-thumping and femi-nazi "likes" on her Linked-In profile.

Hmm, nice combination. I thought those two categories were mutually exclusive.

At the end of the day, I just find it hilarious how lazy she was with such a risk. I'm sure most of us have used these things at one point or another and know the checks are far from thorough and the paper + stamp level of quality isn't exactly hard to replicate if you put a lil effort into it. (more than just a color copy)

Speak for yourself!

[wangta]

There was some bible-thumping and femi-nazi "likes" on her Linked-In profile.

Hmm, nice combination. I thought those two categories were mutually exclusive.

At the end of the day, I just find it hilarious how lazy she was with such a risk. I'm sure most of us have used these things at one point or another and know the checks are far from thorough and the paper + stamp level of quality isn't exactly hard to replicate if you put a lil effort into it. (more than just a color copy)

Speak for yourself!

Seconded. Who the hell has ever thought forgery and fraud are just teen pranks as adults? I def don't think Matsuki would be that kind of fuckwit. Even in the days of my much older brother when kids/teenagers could still get away with egging cars and houses, and the police didn't see it the way they see it now as some big crime.

I remember tagging along with my big brother and his teenage mates one Sat night when they were bored and was shocked to see them suddenly start stoning the roof of the local tennis club where oldies where having a night out. No windows were broken and a couple of the more athletic and younger oldies chased us but it wasn't worth taking further. The only forgeries I recall were forging Mum's signature on sick notes and even then not many were game to do it.

[Russell]

There was some bible-thumping and femi-nazi "likes" on her Linked-In profile.

Hmm, nice combination. I thought those two categories were mutually exclusive.

At the end of the day, I just find it hilarious how lazy she was with such a risk. I'm sure most of us have used these things at one point or another and know the checks are far from thorough and the paper + stamp level of quality isn't exactly hard to replicate if you put a lil effort into it. (more than just a color copy)

Speak for yourself!

Seconded. Who the hell has ever thought forgery and fraud are just teen pranks as adults? I def don't think Matsuki would be that kind of fuckwit. Even in the days of my much older brother when kids/teenagers could still get away with egging cars and houses, and the police didn't see it the way they see it now as some big crime.

I remember tagging along with my big brother and his teenage mates one Sat night when they were bored and was shocked to see them suddenly start stoning the roof of the local tennis club where oldies where having a night out. No windows were broken and a couple of the more athletic and younger oldies chased us but it wasn't worth taking further. The only forgeries I recall were forging Mum's signature on sick notes and even then not many were game to do it.

You bastard! But you weren't as bad as me.

When I was a boy scout I once threw stones through the windows of a brand new bridge keeper's house with my fellow boy scouts. This was on a scouting trip, and that kind of behavior was definitely unexpected from boy scouts, since when police met up with us half an hour later, they asked us whether we had seen the vandals who threw in those windows. Of course, we'd seen them, and we pointed them in the direction they supposedly went...

Anyway, it took the scouting some years to discover our true nature, when they kicked us out from an activity because we threw potatoes through the club house that were supposed to be carved into stamps. Yeah right, try to make 16-year olds carve stamps out of potatoes, and they will surely indicate that they've grown out of such childish activities. But never mind, since we were outside, we felt we could demonstrate our wood-and-rope expertise by barricading all the entrances in military fashion. Only when an Akela managed to finally worm herself out of a small barred window at the back and free the rest of the club members from their hours-long imprisonment, did we finally understand the seriousness of the situation.

The letter my (and the other boys') parents later received, accusing us of "terrorist activities", was not much of a surprise then, but the punishment of having to stay inside every evening for a whole month was well worth it for never having to go to that scouting again (which was an idea of my mom in the first place).

[legion]

I remember going out to break some school windows with a buddy, but his younger sister had recently been killed when she was hit by a motorcycle outside his house so I guess it was a kind of therapy.

[matsuki]

There was some bible-thumping and femi-nazi "likes" on her Linked-In profile.

Hmm, nice combination. I thought those two categories were mutually exclusive.

At the end of the day, I just find it hilarious how lazy she was with such a risk. I'm sure most of us have used these things at one point or another and know the checks are far from thorough and the paper + stamp level of quality isn't exactly hard to replicate if you put a lil effort into it. (more than just a color copy)

Speak for yourself!

Seconded. Who the hell has ever thought forgery and fraud are just teen pranks as adults? I def don't think Matsuki would be that kind of fuckwit.

I meant used the passes, not forgeries! (shitty or otherwise)