SPLAT!

[Mike Oxlong]

Not that my Francsaskois friends helped me learn anything resembling what's spoken across the Atlantic any more than did my friends from Trois-Rivières and Rimouski.

[Coligny]

Ben, je sais vraiment pas alors... Demain c'est plutot prevus pour etre calme, pas de visite...

[matsuki]

I are pinko commie, i has no christmuss...

You sure it isn't Russian Santa out there in space? Ready to present the yankee imperialists with nukes on Dec 25th?

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-30097643

[Mike Oxlong]

Parlant de arrives, je trouvais toujours cette énonciation hilare...Lave-toi le cul chérie j’arrive. Non, il est pas une proposition.

[Taro Toporific]

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Shinkansen bullet train hits person in Fukuoka Pref.; body parts found
Mainichi News | 2018-June-15
KITAKYUSHU -- A shinkansen bullet train apparently hit a human between Hakata and Kokura stations in Fukuoka Prefecture in Japan's southern main island of Kyushu on June 14, according to West Japan Railway Co. (JR West) and police.
Fukuoka Prefectural Police found multiple human body parts near the Ishisaka tunnel in Yahata Nishi Ward of the Fukuoka Prefecture city of Kitakyushu. Investigators suspect that the remains belong to someone who entered the train track and was hit by the Nozomi No. 176 superexpress that left Hakata Station bound for Tokyo Station.
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[Russell]

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Shinkansen bullet train hits person in Fukuoka Pref.; body parts found
Mainichi News | 2018-June-15
KITAKYUSHU -- A shinkansen bullet train apparently hit a human between Hakata and Kokura stations in Fukuoka Prefecture in Japan's southern main island of Kyushu on June 14, according to West Japan Railway Co. (JR West) and police.
Fukuoka Prefectural Police found multiple human body parts near the Ishisaka tunnel in Yahata Nishi Ward of the Fukuoka Prefecture city of Kitakyushu. Investigators suspect that the remains belong to someone who entered the train track and was hit by the Nozomi No. 176 superexpress that left Hakata Station bound for Tokyo Station.
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It certainly doesn't look like insect damage...

[matsuki]

Shinkansen.jpg

Shinkansen bullet train hits person in Fukuoka Pref.; body parts found
Mainichi News | 2018-June-15
KITAKYUSHU -- A shinkansen bullet train apparently hit a human between Hakata and Kokura stations in Fukuoka Prefecture in Japan's southern main island of Kyushu on June 14, according to West Japan Railway Co. (JR West) and police.
Fukuoka Prefectural Police found multiple human body parts near the Ishisaka tunnel in Yahata Nishi Ward of the Fukuoka Prefecture city of Kitakyushu. Investigators suspect that the remains belong to someone who entered the train track and was hit by the Nozomi No. 176 superexpress that left Hakata Station bound for Tokyo Station.
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It certainly doesn't look like insect damage...

Ionno, I hit a suzumebachi the other day and that was like hitting a rock!