Reserved Seating

[Video-Link Japan]

New Silver Seat Stickers on Ginza-sen..!!!

[bejiita]

Haha, now that's priceless. Starting today, these seats are reserved for men with boners, pedophiles who stick things up their ass, men with beer guts, and men with beer guts who stick flashlights up their ass.

[Caustic Saint]

Haha, now that's priceless. Starting today, these seats are reserved for men with boners, pedophiles who stick things up their ass, men with beer guts, and men with beer guts who stick flashlights up their ass.

I thought the "dangly bit" on the second one was the legs of the "riding" person. And are you sure it's a pedo? Maybe it's a midget? Or a huge guy and a tiny girl?

But what I'm really wondering is - is that a PhotoShop job, or did somebody make that sticker and put it on the train? Superdoubleplusgood bonus points if it's the latter!

[Taro Toporific]

Is that a PhotoShop job, or did somebody make that sticker and put it on the train? Superdoubleplusgood bonus points if it's the latter!

Heh, anybody could make that sticker, put it on the train, and nobody would notice.
It's not like Japanese people pay any attention to those signs ...
or would offer a seat to a gimp.

See also...

[moog]

It looks to me as if the guy with the boner is the one that ends up preggers.

[ramchop]

Pregnant?

I thought it was:
1) Man develops tumour of the groin
2) Tumour grows and grows into a person-like shape
3) Man eats tumour
4) Man shits tumour

[Video-Link Japan]

New Silver Seat Stickers on Ginza-sen..!!!

Funny thing is I recieved this photo in an e-mail from buddy in the U.S with the text below** He was asking if it was 'true' and seemed to actually think it was..!!! My first reaction was it must be Photoshopped.. but if some-one made the sticker instead.. well, thats just 'too whack'..

**These are signs in Japanese metro trains, "Priority seats
for................" from left to right:

1. Person with injured arm
2. Person holding a child
3. Pregnant woman
4. Person with injured leg

Not at all what I thought!!!

[Taro Toporific]

**These are signs in Japanese metro trains, "Priority seats
for................" from left to right:
1. Person with injured arm
2. Person holding a child
3. Pregnant woman
4. Person with injured leg

This is HaraHideko. All the seat preferential seats, we support. We request the consideration whose everyone is kind. --[voice of Hiroyuki Watanabe, the actor]

Other loudspeaker whining....

It is Tamaoki of the Yokohama crowdseat. I have utilized between bruise seeing field cherry tree wooden town. All the seat preferential seats, one voice applying by all means, the body inconvenient and the child accompanying which is small, please transfer the seat to the old people. We ask!

Today. It is of the Yokohama origin and the Yokohama being brought up. The Yokohama city barracks subway all seats is the preferential seat. As for the seat compromising, please sit down. We request the cooperation of everyone!

See http://www.city.yokohama.jp/me/koutuu/info/oshirase/kisha/20031031_01.html