FAO Russell

[Grumpy Gramps]

Could be groundbreaking, though. Lots of 25-year-olds would change their age to 65, stop working and start to receive old age pension. Creativity in the Netherlands would skyrocket, while productivity in the traditional economy would drop; but who needs the traditional economy anyway, it's all infested by predator capitalists and, therefore, useless.

And nobody would date a boring 49 year old on Tinder anymore.

If I were 25, I'd be all for it.

[Grumpy Gramps]

...Denied...

[...]

Emile Ratelband, still aged 69, wanted to change his birth date by 20 years to avoid what he called discrimination.

"We live in a time when you can change your name and change your gender. Why can't I decide my own age?" he said.

But the court disagreed, highlighting that many rights in law are based on a person's age, and changing it at will could cause many problems.

There was no legal basis to make such a change, it said.

[...]

Source...

[matsuki]

"When I'm on Tinder and it says I'm 69, I don't get an answer. When I'm 49, with the face I have, I will be in a luxurious position."

[Russell]

"When I'm on Tinder and it says I'm 69, I don't get an answer. When I'm 49, with the face I have, I will be in a luxurious position."

I would say 69 is kind of a magic number...

[matsuki]

Exactly...that quote is magic from a few different angles.

[Russell]

Exactly...that quote is magic from a few different angles.

In other words, who wants to be 49 when he can be 69?!?

[matsuki]

Exactly...that quote is magic from a few different angles.

In other words, who wants to be 49 when he can be 69?!?

Disgruntled 69 old men who aren't getting laid?

[Russell]

Exactly...that quote is magic from a few different angles.

In other words, who wants to be 49 when he can be 69?!?

Disgruntled 69 old men who aren't getting laid?

Yep, plenty of reasons to be 49, especially if you have native American blood...

[matsuki]

Never heard that one before but "Pow wow's" aren't exactly part of my tribe's heritage so figures.

I like this definition better:

When a man puts pop-rocks inside a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sex with her, delivering a pleasurable sensation to both member's genitals. The term is derived from the "49ers" who prospected rocks in San Francisco in 1849.

[Russell]

Never heard that one before but "Pow wow's" aren't exactly part of my tribe's heritage so figures.

I like this definition better:

When a man puts pop-rocks inside a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sex with her, delivering a pleasurable sensation to both member's genitals. The term is derived from the "49ers" who prospected rocks in San Francisco in 1849.

OK, should I take it that the latter definition aligns better with your tribe's heritage, then?

[matsuki]

Never heard that one before but "Pow wow's" aren't exactly part of my tribe's heritage so figures.

I like this definition better:

When a man puts pop-rocks inside a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sex with her, delivering a pleasurable sensation to both member's genitals. The term is derived from the "49ers" who prospected rocks in San Francisco in 1849.

OK, should I take it that the latter definition aligns better with your tribe's heritage, then?

That's not heritage, that's in my future...

[Russell]

Never heard that one before but "Pow wow's" aren't exactly part of my tribe's heritage so figures.

I like this definition better:

When a man puts pop-rocks inside a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sex with her, delivering a pleasurable sensation to both member's genitals. The term is derived from the "49ers" who prospected rocks in San Francisco in 1849.

OK, should I take it that the latter definition aligns better with your tribe's heritage, then?

That's not heritage, that's in my future...

Hum, I noticed pop-rocks used to be sold in Japan, but not anymore, even though they appeared to have been popular.

Did they suddenly fall under the narcotics laws?!?

[matsuki]

I guess I shouldn't have anyone mail them from overseas. I can imagine I'll end up on the terebi for trying to import dangerous substances

[Russell]

Justin Trudeau: details emerge of third blackface incident

Maybe he should emigrate to the Netherlands...

[Mike Oxlong]

Our groper in chief. Not really sure why he and Trump aren't as thick as thieves...

[Taka-Okami]

Justin Trudeau: details emerge of third blackface incident

Maybe he should emigrate to the Netherlands...

The more someone 'virtue signals' the more guilty they are. Remember that.

[matsuki]

Cancel culture is gettin' ugly...you fuck up once, even if it's something in your past, you are unforgivable for life.

His handling of this is far from ideal but other then acknowledge what you did and admit you were wrong, apologize, and vow to be better, what else do you need from the guy?

Also....

[Buraku]

The Netherlands told to apologize for slave trade past
https://www.politico.eu/article/netherl ... gy-demand/

EU approves controversial Dutch farm buy-out plan to meet climate goals
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/ ... -out-plan/

Farm buyout scheme aimed at cutting nitrogen emissions
https://www.foxnews.com/world/eu-gives- ... -emissions

Netherlands beat Japan to regain World Team Cup women's title
https://www.itftennis.com/en/news-and-m ... ens-title/

Blyat... Who knew the D00chbag edit: dutchbag was gopnik...

Everyone knew

[Coligny]

Yaaaaaaaassss…

Stop farming, you don’t control population when they have proper food security….

Might be troublesome with those poor islamassylum seekers families and their 15 deliqu… hem… kids… though….

Maybe will have to eat the goats instead of just mating with them,,,