♪ 'Love me TENGA' ♬

[Taro Toporific]

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The world's first “TENGA vending machine” is finally born!
TENGA can be purchased anytime with 24-hour unattended operation
]nlab.itmedia.co.jp | 2019-Aug-07
A vending machines for TENGA® masturbation aids were installed on August 1 in "pop-up shop in Sapporo, Hokkaido...
...The products handled are the TENGA SPINNER® that can be used repeatedly, the standard TENGA CUP® series, and Tenga's energy drink TENGA Night Charge®...
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[Thanatos' embalmed botfly]

Bugger me. What's the address?

So what's the deal, I put my money in, make a selection, and then just root the little cone thing?

Do I have to leave the booth area while I'm rooting it?

[Taro Toporific]

Bugger me. What's the address?

所在地：北海道札幌市中央区南4条東4丁目1-4
google.com/maps: 4-chōme-1 Minami 1 JōnishiChūō-ku, Sapporo, Hokkaido 060-0061

So what's the deal, I put my money in, make a selection, and then just root the little cone thing?
Do I have to leave the booth area while I'm rooting it?

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Proper Japanese etiquette for vending machines is not to consume things while walking along the street---It is acceptable to stand aside a vending machine and enjoy your vended product.

[Thanatos' embalmed botfly]

You're the best, Taro.

however the first pic looks out in the burbs while the google URL is right on the main drag?

No way that booth is on the main drag. Would be awesome if it was.

"Mummy, mummy, I want one of those drinks."
"That's not a drink, dear. That's a fucktoy for your father because I hate him."

[yanpa]

You're the best, Taro.

however the first pic looks out in the burbs while the google URL is right on the main drag?

No way that booth is on the main drag. Would be awesome if it was.

I reckon Taro is trying to put you off the scent so he can nab them all for himself.

It's this building here: https://goo.gl/maps/3Wm7qn1WLuxsYosE6 a few blocks away.

[Taro Toporific]

however the first pic looks out in the burbs while the google URL is right on the main drag?
No way that booth is on the main drag. Would be awesome if it was.

The Japanese address for the Tenga vending location given in the press release was "北海道札幌市中央区南4条東4丁目1-4" which looks like it's just off the main street.

https://nlab.itmedia.co.jp/nl/articles/1908/06/news131.html
概要
所在地：北海道札幌市中央区南4条東4丁目1-4

営業時間：24時間営業

設置台数：3台

購入条件：18歳以上の運転免許保有者（年齢識別装置を設置）

取扱商品：CUPシリーズを中心に人気のTENGA SPINNER、ナイトチャージなど

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[Thanatos' embalmed botfly]

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hehe, can find this one easy. Might have to take one for the team here.

Very helpful with the instructional video screens too. I could probably whack it to that.

[Russell]

No battery vending machines at that address?

[Taro Toporific]

♪ 'Love me TEGNA' ♬

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TEGNA Foundation, 9NEWS to award $38K to help 4 Denver-area non-profit organizations
The community grants in the Denver area address food insecurity and mental health and aim to make a difference in communities in the region.
9NEWS | December 16, 2020
DENVER —The TEGNA Foundation, the charitable foundation sponsored by TEGNA Inc., and 9NEWS, TEGNA’s NBC affiliate in Denver, announced Monday they will award four area nonprofit organizations community grants totaling $38,000.
The community grants in the Denver area address pressing needs, including food insecurity and mental health and aim to make a difference in communities in the region.
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https://www.tegnafoundation.org/

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[Coligny]

Dryslesxia...

It’s a lifestyle...

[Taro Toporific]

Dryslesxia...
It’s a lifestyle...

I really thought that the TENGA Foundation had awarded $38K to help 4 Denver-area non-profits and it was only while I was reposting my great "find" here that I figured out it was really the TEGNA Foundation. Do'h!

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[Coligny]

I still can't pronounce the brand "dunlop" after 40 years

But dunolp always made people give me weird looks...

I'll have to stick with michelin...

[Taro Toporific]

Japan's New Wanking in Space Program

:bukkake:

Takafumi Horie's TENGA rocket launches this summer
nikkansports.com | 17:27, January 26, 2021
Space venture "Interstellar Technojis", founded by businessman Takafumi Horie (48), will launch "TENGA Rocket" this summer in collaboration with TENGA Corporation's wanking tool ...more/もっと日本語で...

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[matsuki]

You can't make this shit up....

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https://global.toyota/en/mobility/tnga/

[matsuki]

The new Toyota 'Beyond Zero' e-TNGA dildo has arrived....

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The BZ4X Concept is a battery electric SUV built on Toyota's e-TNGA platform

https://www.cnet.com/roadshow/news/toyo ... suv-debut/

[wagyl]

Matsuki, do you know anywhere you could park something like that in Tokyo?

[Grumpy Gramps]

That flat front panel seems to scream "install me a winch". So you could winch the box up your house wall for vertical parking. You'd have to empty the ash tray first, though.

[Coligny]

Usually they have 20cm of styrene behind the plastic. Number plate being screwed to the abs plastic itself.
Then it’s nylon clippy brackets.
You can vaccu-form a fake winch to tape there. But anything heavier than 3 kittens and your bumper hit the road... never to be seen again.
Subaru XV is excellent for that.
Remove the front bumpy ant you get the approach angle of a humvee on the ecolofag hybrid cisgender shitbox...
The D5 is mixed bag... on the diesel you crush the intercooler is the first centimeters. On the gasoline... last typhoon the dealership had one with several pieces of glass looking like somebody stabbed the bumper. Nobody could keep a straight face... no important stuff damaged though

[Taro Toporific]

Takafumi Horie's TENGA rocket launches this summer
nikkansports.com | 17:27, January 26, 2021

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@Mulboyne writes:
The Tenga brand has evolved in unexpected directions.

[Taro Toporific]

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Takafumi Horie's TENGA rocket launches this summer
nikkansports.com | 17:27, January 26, 2021

Masturbatory aid rocket launches in Japan
soranews24.com | 2021/Aug/03
...on Saturday at the Hokkaido Spaceport in the town of Taiki, the Tenga Rocket was prepped for launch, as shown in this video of the ramrod-straight spacecraft rising to an erect position.
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[matsuki]

Climax acheived?