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OH NO, but it's Ono!

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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:58 am

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Dan Richter book: John Lennon and Yoko Ono's live-in assistant describes the last dark days of The Beatles
The Mail online | 4 August 2012
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‘In the end, I was just John’s butler.’
I lived with Yoko and Lennon for four years; an insider witnessing their love affair and the break-up of The Beatles. I can still see the vivid cast that surrounded them: the stars, charlatans, groupies, politicians, sycophants, lawyers and hippies...
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John had discovered that Yoko was willing to be his foil: his lover, attendant, teacher, and prime minister. Imagine how effective it was for his purpose of breaking up The Beatles to always have her present at recordings and meetings. This, of course, increased the howls of derision directed at her.
Meanwhile, she was trying to transform herself into a rock star, but her singing was not going well. She had a way of wailing when she sang that belongs in a Japanese temple, not  on a rock stage. The word ‘yowl’ was used to describe it. John would not hear a word of criticism, but the more she sang, the more the people at Apple couldn’t stand her. To them, she was not only an interloper but a terrible singer to boot.
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I was walking in the estate grounds with John and Yoko when they had their first meeting with head gardener Frank.
‘We only want white and black flowers,’ Yoko told Frank, who  was the classic English gardener: tweed jacket, wellington boots and a tie, quite proper and completely confused.
‘Pardon, ma’am, did you say only white and black flowers?’
‘Yes, we don’t want any colour at all, just pure white and black.’ Yoko was quite firm.
I was amused as I watched Frank struggle.
‘Uh . . . I’m sure we can find some lovely white flowers, but black might be difficult.’
‘There are some very dark tulips that look black. I’m sure you can find some other kinds, too,’ said Yoko.
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Re: OH NO, but it's Ono!

Postby IparryU » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:26 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Image

Dan Richter book: John Lennon and Yoko Ono's live-in assistant describes the last dark days of The Beatles
The Mail online | 4 August 2012
...
‘In the end, I was just John’s butler.’
I lived with Yoko and Lennon for four years; an insider witnessing their love affair and the break-up of The Beatles. I can still see the vivid cast that surrounded them: the stars, charlatans, groupies, politicians, sycophants, lawyers and hippies...
...
John had discovered that Yoko was willing to be his foil: his lover, attendant, teacher, and prime minister. Imagine how effective it was for his purpose of breaking up The Beatles to always have her present at recordings and meetings. This, of course, increased the howls of derision directed at her.
Meanwhile, she was trying to transform herself into a rock star, but her singing was not going well. She had a way of wailing when she sang that belongs in a Japanese temple, not  on a rock stage. The word ‘yowl’ was used to describe it. John would not hear a word of criticism, but the more she sang, the more the people at Apple couldn’t stand her. To them, she was not only an interloper but a terrible singer to boot.
 --
I was walking in the estate grounds with John and Yoko when they had their first meeting with head gardener Frank.
‘We only want white and black flowers,’ Yoko told Frank, who  was the classic English gardener: tweed jacket, wellington boots and a tie, quite proper and completely confused.
‘Pardon, ma’am, did you say only white and black flowers?’
‘Yes, we don’t want any colour at all, just pure white and black.’ Yoko was quite firm.
I was amused as I watched Frank struggle.
‘Uh . . . I’m sure we can find some lovely white flowers, but black might be difficult.’
‘There are some very dark tulips that look black. I’m sure you can find some other kinds, too,’ said Yoko.
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Re: OH NO, but it's Ono!

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jul 08, 2014 10:30 am

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She had a way of wailing when she sang that belongs in a Japanese temple, not  on a rock stage. The word ‘yowl’ was used to describe it.
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Internet declares Yoko Ono’s Glastonbury festival set "the worst live performance ever" 【Video】
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It’s been a week since Yoko Ono made her festival debut at Glastonbury. A week, however, is a long time on the internet. While music critics have been fairly kind – if not particularly enthusiastic – about the 81-year-old’s performance, netizens have let rip on the singer-songwriter’s erratic wailing, with one criticising Ono’s voice as sounding "like a goat with a sore throat."
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Postby matsuki » Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:17 am

Somebody shoot that bitch already...grandma dancin' and shit with the goat wails.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:42 pm

Bill Burr on why Yoko Ono sucks.



The original performance for reference.

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Re: OH NO, but it's Ono!

Postby GomiGirl » Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:55 pm

I am not sure why people are surprised by this - she has never had any singing talent at all.

She has always been a performance artist - which is always subjective. Personally not to my taste but I respect her rights to put herself and her art out there.
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Re: OH NO, but it's Ono!

Postby Coligny » Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:35 pm

I don't know much people really surprised with Yoko Ono issuez and shortcomings...

annoyed yes...

surprised... not since day 2 of her relationship...
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Re: OH NO, but it's Ono!

Postby matsuki » Tue Jul 08, 2014 10:02 pm

GomiGirl wrote:She has always been a performance artist - which is always subjective. Personally not to my taste but I respect her rights to put herself and her art out there.


I think calling her an artists is being generous. From her very public behavior in all kinds of shit, it's pretty obvious she's just been a wealthy brat all her life, using money to force a name for herself and create a "career" as a talentless hack of a musician. I wonder what her pops would have thought of her "musical talent." My first experience with her terrible shit was Beavis & Butthead "What the hell is this shit?!"-ing one of her videos. The only thing she's ever done that I can listen to without puking is this:



Keep in mind, it's a remix...which is probably the only reason I can listen to it.
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Postby Coligny » Wed Jul 09, 2014 1:01 am

Respect has to be earned... And as an artist... She deserve jack shit...
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Re: OH NO, but it's Ono!

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:06 am

Coligny wrote:Respect has to be earned... And as an artist... She deserves...

Yoko Ono covers "Fireworks" by Katy Perry.


Chuck Berry's and John Lennon's reaction to the singing-screams of Yoko Ono:
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Postby matsuki » Fri Apr 05, 2019 2:30 pm

Is her ohaka on google maps? I think many would like to go piss on it when she gets put in there.
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Postby matsuki » Fri Nov 15, 2019 4:01 pm

Reminds me of the saxphone player from sunday night...I was translating for a Harrywood Gay?No!Jin who took a liking to the live music. She called over the sax player for a drink, asked what her day job was....some sort of professional tone-ist? Pro of 音色?WTF? Then she said she plays the sax from her 子宮...a word I had to look up to make sure I was hearing her right. The side eye looks after that needed no translation. (All the while the even coordinator is sitting behind me, saying something about types of instruments he's seen being played by the manko in Thailand)
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Postby Thanatos' embalmed botfly » Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:16 pm

oh man that is some glorious work, Taro.

Fleet St is going fucken mennnnntallll right now putting the boot into Harry and his supposedly evil seppo usurping harridan.

As usual, the best part about any pommy catastrophe has little to do with the event itself but instead the aftermath, that being, going around the pommy papers and beholding the whinging. The boot goes in bigtime. On their own kind. They go fucking feral. It's usually after the diveball team gest dumped out of the soccer world cup but fuckit, any national calamity will do. Those responsible are hung out to dry, shot at dawn, names dragged across town, then shot again in the nuts just for getting anyone's hope up. The poms revel in one thing and one thing only; their own misery. The shit weather kickstarts it but from there they can ramp it up to Defcon 1/Mach 7 in a heartbeat. It's their national pastime. It's when they're at their most bitingly creative and it's what they excel at above all fucking else.

Other nations might fancy themselves as a bit crash hot at baseball, or bullfighting, or getting the trains to run on time or whatever. The Poms are the undisputed world champs at having a colossal whinge. The alltime heavyweights. The UK papers and online blog comments sections are right now kicking into overdrive as poms flock en masse to round on their own, or on Any Other Prick Who Is To Blame, to naturally and organically revel in their natural element, that being "ffs it's all gone to shit" .
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Postby Wage Slave » Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:32 pm

Where's the like button? Yeah, there's a lot in that. The Daily Mail were worried that they might become one of the blamed there for a moment. That's why they went into Megan and Harry knocking hyperdrive. As if we didn't have enough things to be divided about let's create a new one. All the royalists despise a couple of senior royals. All the non royalists, for once, sympathise with a couple of senior royals. Meanwhile no-one is thinking about Randy any more - maybe that's the real point.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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