All-mighty Square Watermelons on Sale!

[Taro Toporific]

The all-important Square Watermelons are on Sale now! Every newsroom outside of Japan will be reporting this important EARTH-SHATTERING NEWS for the next 3 days.
Square watermelons shipped
Japan Today - June 12
TAKAMATSU, Japan --- An agricultural cooperative in Kagawa Prefecture on Thursday began shipments of square watermelons that look like huge dice. ...

[Gestalt]

Stop the press!! Who could be a critic of genetically modified foods once they've seen one of these babies.

Great time to bring these to market too what with Summer just around the corner..

[GargoyleTS]

I gotta find out if anyone here in the US (that'll ship them) is gonna have these for sale! I would love to take one to my Grandama's for the 4th of July picnic!


Better living through SCIENCE!

[Taro Toporific]

I gotta find out if anyone here in the US (that'll ship them) is gonna have these for sale! I would love to take one to my Grandama's for the 4th of July picnic!
Better living through SCIENCE!

It's not rocket science. They just grow 'em inside a square plastic aquarium. Price: it'll cost ya about $30 to $40 to surprise Grandama plus FedEx.

[GargoyleTS]

Yeah, but I couldn't grow one in the 3 weeks I have. And I'll get some nice pics.

[Taro Toporific]

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Move over Japanese "square watermelons" and make room for these Vietnamese Milk Melons jh80.com ---Google Translate of the Chinese website.
( WARNING: Some of the banner ads are NSFW. )
jh80.com

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More photos and the the-rest-of-the-story!

[Taro Toporific]

Somebody was on deadline and needed a fluff piece to submit...

Square Watermelons all the Rage in Japan
KEYC - Mankato News / June 27, 2014
...{JA Kagawa} has received 114 orders from Canada so far.
An official of JA Kagawa said he wants to increase the amount of production capacity and expand the supply for overseas.
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[Taro Toporific]

Lacking proper posteriors, flat-assed Japanese have opted for derriere-shaped melons!

Japanese Farmer Mitsuo Shibata Grows Butt-Shaped Watermelon
The Huffington Post | 09/05/2014
...conjoined watermelons are common enough in Japan that there is a specific phrase for them: "futago suika," which translates as "twin watermelons."
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Watch video...

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http://on.ora.tv/1pxpfCV

Not to be confused with the butt-vs-watermelon: http://youtu.be/1imL5zGD_h0 (NSFW)

[Taro Toporific]

"Your brain is about to explode"

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Square Watermelons Exist, As If Life Wasn’t Weird Enough Already
Your brain is about to explode
07/12/2016 09:34 am ET| Abigail Williams Director of College Outreach, The Huffington Post
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[yanpa]

Wait until they hear about the musical toilets.

[wagyl]

At least that would mask the sound of their brains exploding.

[Coligny]

Wait until they hear about the musical toilets.

and dirty panties vending masheenz...

[Taro Toporific]

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Square watermelon shipments begin in western Japan city
KYODO NEWS KYODO NEWS - 2017-June-28 - 12:55
Square-shaped watermelon shipments began Wednesday in a western Japan city where the product has become widely known for its rarity and is attracting interest even from overseas.
The watermelons shipped from Zentsuji on Japan's Shikoku main island are not edible and purchased generally as ornaments at such places as department stores and fruit shops. Their sides measure about 18 centimeters in length.
This year, a total of about 400 watermelons are planned to be delivered to wholesalers by early July with a wholesale price of around 10,000 yen ($89) per fruit. Orders and inquiries have also arrived from countries like Canada, Russia and Turkey....

[Russell]

What's the point if they're not edible.

Growing a round one at the moment, and was thinking to try square ones in the future, but if it is that hard to make them edible, I'll quit that idea.

Oh, Taro. Where did you get that pic?

[Taro Toporific]

What's the point if they're not edible.

Over-charging people for a summertime decoration---It's sort of like a pumpkin for squares.

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Oh, Taro. Where did you get that pic?

Artistic licence.

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[Coligny]

Pocahontas asking for her phone number in 3... 2....

[matsuki]

Pocahontas asking for her phone number in 3... 2....

I want her to have my babies

[Russell]

Pocahontas asking for her phone number in 3... 2....

I want her to have my babies

Well, you won't have to worry that they would die of starvation.

But seriously, I wonder whether Taro engaged in some photoshopping here. Nice blowjob, Taro...

[Takechanpoo]

that j-bitchs kawaii acting cannot help but make me get disgusted as fuck and have an impulse to kill it on the spot.

and if you like this type of bitch, you undoubtedly are a rorikon.

[Russell]

that j-bitchs kawaii acting cannot help but make me get disgusted as fuck and have an impulse to kill it on the spot.

and if you like this type of bitch, you undoubtedly are a rorikon.

We're talking here about melons, not about her character, in case you didn't notice...

[Taro Toporific]

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TIT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, WO0T!!

Square watermelon starts shipping Popular for ornamental use
SANKEI NEWS | 2020.6.24 10:19
　The shipment of “square watermelon” shaped like a dice began on the 24th at the JA Kagawa Prefecture Kureoka collection point in Zentsuji City, Kagawa Prefecture. It has little sweetness and is not suitable for food, but it is popular for decoration and ornamental use. The wholesale price for one is about 10,000 yen...MORE...

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[matsuki]

Who the fuck even buys those?

[Taro Toporific]

Annual shipment of INEDIBLE square melons gets underway in western Japan
The Japan Times | June 30, 2021
TAKAMATSU, KAGAWA PREF. – This year’s shipment of ornamental square watermelons to wholesalers began Wednesday in western Japan.
The shipment of cubic watermelons from Zentsuji in Kagawa Prefecture is expected to continue until late July, with each fruit priced at around ¥10,000 ($90).
Square watermelons, which are harvested while still unripe, are not edible and are purchased generally as ornaments at such places as department stores and fruit shops.
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How do you like these melons?

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[matsuki]

In 2021...we still have furriners posting on social media about how they want to buy/eat one of these. Funny how the INEDIBLE notation seems to get lost in translation. They still think it's some sort of Japan does things better story where they are edible and more stackable.

[Coligny]

The same that are still bragging aboot dirty panties vending masheez ?