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Sperm Whale Explodes!

Postby ibiza » Fri Jan 30, 2004 5:21 pm

HAHAHAHA~

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/Default.aspx?id=4096586&p1=0
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Sperm Explodes because of its large penis?

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Jan 30, 2004 5:35 pm


MSNBC wrote:Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.


Also see the threadWhales BLOWING Greenhouse Gas?
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Postby AssKissinger » Fri Jan 30, 2004 6:15 pm

Can you die from having a large penis? Because mine is seriously gigantic.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Fri Jan 30, 2004 7:43 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Can you die from having a large penis? Because mine is seriously gigantic.


No more than you can from wildly exagerating, Moby. :lol:
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Postby Alcazar » Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:04 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Can you die from having a large penis? Because mine is seriously gigantic.
Yeah tell me about it, don't get me started on all the back problems this same affliction has caused me to develop..... 8O :hehe:
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Postby Caustic Saint » Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:13 pm

Alcazar wrote:
AssKissinger wrote:Can you die from having a large penis? Because mine is seriously gigantic.

Yeah tell me about it, don't get me started on all the back problems this same affliction has caused me to develop..... 8O :hehe:

...wait...AssKissinger's penis is giving you back problems? 8O
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Postby Alcazar » Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:26 pm

Caustic Saint wrote: ...wait...AssKissinger's penis is giving you back problems? 8O
:rofl:
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Postby kamome » Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:40 pm

I was going to say that my sperm whale explodes when properly agitated...but I think the joke has already been made.
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Postby Andocrates » Sat Jan 31, 2004 2:46 am

I really wanted to make a joke, but the "penis danger" precludes any sort of response.
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Postby Watcher » Sun Feb 01, 2004 8:09 pm

Here you guys go... avideo of blowing up a whale. And in your favourite QT format. Now... y'all know just how serious a situation like this is.
http://www.hackstadt.com/cgi-bin/whale.cgi?http://home.comcast.net/~sthacks/whale/media/whale.vid-hi.mov
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Postby GuyJean » Sun Feb 01, 2004 9:37 pm

Watcher wrote:Here you guys go... avideo of blowing up a whale.

I never saw the whole news segment.. It's hilarious!.. I didn't realize a whale chunk had caved in a car's roof.

Makes me homesick for Oregon; practicality is our reality..

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Postby AssKissinger » Sun Feb 01, 2004 10:07 pm

Watcher wrote:Here you guys go... avideo of blowing up a whale. And in your favourite QT format. Now... y'all know just how serious a situation like this is.
http://www.hackstadt.com/cgi-bin/whale.cgi?http://home.comcast.net/~sthacks/whale/media/whale.vid-hi.mov
Dude! That is one of the great links in FG history. Domo.
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Postby Caustic Saint » Sun Feb 01, 2004 10:28 pm

AssKissinger wrote:
Watcher wrote:Here you guys go... avideo of blowing up a whale. And in your favourite QT format. Now... y'all know just how serious a situation like this is.

Dude! That is one of the great links in FG history. Domo.

You're falling behind on your reading AK, I posted that in the other whale thread 3 days ago. :D
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Postby AssKissinger » Sun Feb 01, 2004 10:35 pm

Caustic Saint wrote:
AssKissinger wrote:
Watcher wrote:Here you guys go... avideo of blowing up a whale. And in your favourite QT format. Now... y'all know just how serious a situation like this is.

Dude! That is one of the great links in FG history. Domo.

You're falling behind on your reading AK, I posted that in the other whale thread 3 days ago. :D


Sorry, dude. U the man.
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