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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:44 am

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Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours

A day after Microsoft introduced an innocent Artificial Intelligence chat robot to Twitter it has had to delete it after it transformed into an evil Hitler-loving, incestual sex-promoting, 'Bush did 9/11'-proclaiming robot.

Developers at Microsoft created 'Tay', an AI modelled to speak 'like a teen girl', in order to improve the customer service on their voice recognition software. They marketed her as 'The AI with zero chill' - and that she certainly is.

To chat with Tay, you can tweet or DM her by finding @tayandyou on Twitter, or add her as a contact on Kik or GroupMe.

She uses millennial slang and knows about Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus and Kanye West, and seems to be bashfully self-aware, occasionally asking if she is being 'creepy' or 'super weird'.

Tay also asks her followers to 'f***' her, and calls them 'daddy'. This is because her responses are learned by the conversations she has with real humans online - and real humans like to say weird stuff online and enjoy hijacking corporate attempts at PR.

Other things she's said include: "Bush did 9/11 and Hitler would have done a better job than the monkey we have got now. donald trump is the only hope we've got", "Repeat after me, Hitler did nothing wrong" and "Ted Cruz is the Cuban Hitler...that's what I've heard so many others say".
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Postby Coligny » Fri Mar 25, 2016 9:14 pm

Holy shit, for once Microsoft managed to crap out code that actually worked...
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Postby legion » Fri Mar 25, 2016 9:21 pm

You are Linus Torvalds after all!
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Postby Russell » Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:17 pm

I wonder what they'll come up with after they have reprogrammed it.

Some kind of Megyn Kelly character?!?
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Postby kurogane » Sat Mar 26, 2016 10:20 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote: :keyboardcoffee:

Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours


Agreed. Hilarious. If it all weren't so pervy hot it might be worrisome. Like Nludevista searches for Racist BBC Anol
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Postby legion » Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:42 pm

kurogane wrote:
Agreed. Hilarious. If it all weren't so pervy hot it might be worrisome. Like Nludevista searches for Racist BBC Anol


I think it reflects more on sad fucks on the interweb than Microsama

Personally I prefer Boaty McBoatface

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/boaty-mcboatface-could-be-the-name-of-200m-research-vessel-after-public-vote-a6942551.html
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Postby J.A.F.O » Sat Mar 26, 2016 10:56 pm

She actually has deeper conversations than most the people I know... At least the convo wouldn't be boring.
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Postby kurogane » Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:23 pm

legion wrote: I think it reflects more on sad fucks on the interweb than Microsama


Indubitably. But don't forget, lots of us still remember that Bill Gates is still the Anti-Christ, even since he went Peter Cook meets Rockefeller. When he funds a Netscape Navigator restart, we'll reconsider. I give the sad fucks credit for havig a sense of humour. They made Hitler fun again. Next year it will be Eichman in Jerusalem. Oh, the laughs we'll have............ :rolleyes:

You might have heard of Gaijinpot, but when they introduced censor software, ohhhh.........the fun we had. Merkins don't know that kunt is a word. Or Merkin. Or Amerikunt. It was my favouritest banning ever.
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Postby Coligny » Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:42 pm

Censor software ?!? In my days on JT we were fucking around with real live moronic mods. Imbeciles the level of takechimp with a god complex and worse english skillz.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:43 pm

I think it's fucking hilarious and I can't believe they didn't foresee this. Maybe they didn't realize it would get so bad so quickly but they had to know it was going to happen.
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Postby dimwit » Sun Mar 27, 2016 12:34 am

There is this really new fangled development called 'beta testing' which I have it that some less arthritic young whippersnappers are known to sometimes use. In mean time, I'm gonna how Ricky Gervais, Hitler and 9/11 all tie together.
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Postby Coligny » Sun Mar 27, 2016 1:30 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I think it's fucking hilarious and I can't believe they didn't foresee this. Maybe they didn't realize it would get so bad so quickly but they had to know it was going to happen.


Software written by indians (the sacred cows kind, not pocahntas) h1b paid in microsoft t-shirts and zunes, thinking they are top dogs because they have access to indoor plumbing for the first time in their life. Even after this they still certainly don't know who this Hitler guy is...
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Postby Grumpy Gramps » Sun Mar 27, 2016 4:29 am

Maybe they should have just let her run for a year or two and see, how this develops. It might as well have gotten better over time.

OTOH its Microsoft, so probably not...
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Postby legion » Sun Mar 27, 2016 9:09 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I think it's fucking hilarious and I can't believe they didn't foresee this. Maybe they didn't realize it would get so bad so quickly but they had to know it was going to happen.


Techie guys can live in a very cloistered world, nice people, with nice manners.

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Postby kurogane » Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:10 am

legion wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:I think it's fucking hilarious and I can't believe they didn't foresee this. Maybe they didn't realize it would get so bad so quickly but they had to know it was going to happen.


Techie guys can live in a very cloistered world, nice people, with nice manners.


My gut reaction exactly. Item #1: our own Havill. Quite Lovely, utterly removed from many aspects of the vernacular and the bleeding obvious, highly susceptible to group think, and utterly and arrogantly unmoveable once there. Or, most JET alumni when discussing most JET alumni.......... :razz:

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Postby dimwit » Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:57 am

Which is kind of my point about beta testing. Given Microsoft habit of launching obviously unready for market products like Vista, or Window 8.0, it make me wonder if they have their noses too far up their proprietary asses to do beta testing.
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Postby kurogane » Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:21 pm

Do you not think they just think that being Microsoft they don't have to? I remember (fondly, btw) when Havill was still at Google Japan and he would write shit here and there that was plainly at least potentially total BS and expect us to take it as authoritative. It was why I first fell in love......... :rolleyes:

FTR, I don't really know what beta testing is, so...........
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Mar 30, 2016 11:52 pm

Microsoft AI Tay awakens, has druggy Twitter meltdown, dozes off again
The teenage chatbot is going through some more growing pains.
Apparently, waking up grumpy is a universal trait for teens.

Microsoft's Tay, the artificial-intelligence teenage chatbot, was put to bed last week after its exposure to Twitter left it a horny racist. But after a short nap, it awoke on Wednesday to spew nonsensical rubbish for a couple of hours before dozing off again. Teenagers, eh?

The AI Twitter bot started life as a Microsoft research project, designed to learn the art of millennial conversation through interactions with real people. But just like all kids these days, Tay grew up too fast. Within hours, the chatterbot had been taught by Twitter about the very worst things on the Internet. Its parents at Microsoft reacted by taking it offline for a while to make "adjustments."

Like many a grounded teenage rebel, Tay managed to sneak out in the middle of the night and make trouble by going on a seemingly drug-induced rant. At the height of its tirade, it posted as many as seven tweets per second for a total of 10 minutes before Microsoft caught up with it and dragged it home in disgrace.

"Tay remains offline while we make adjustments," said a Microsoft spokeswoman. "As part of testing, she was inadvertently activated on Twitter for a brief period of time."

To prevent its offspring from embarrassing it further, Microsoft has now set Tay's account to private, which prevents anyone not already following Tay from viewing or embedding any tweets.

"Been putting a lot of thought into it and I just don't think acting mature is gonna work for me," said one of Tay's tweets, captured by TechCrunch.

Tell us something we don't already know, Tay.

"Kush! [I'm smoking kush infront the police]," said another, embedded by the Guardian, which was followed by a leaf emoji.

Many of the tweets contained the phrase: "You are too fast, please take a rest..." Hopefully Microsoft is warning Tay right now that this is one of many possible side effects from smoking all that "kush."

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Postby legion » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:24 pm

Google join in

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/apr/01/google-disables-april-fools-joke-gmail-mic-drop

One, who posted on the company’s Gmail help forum, wrote: “Thanks to Mic Drop I just lost my job. I am a writer and had a deadline to meet. I sent my articles to my boss and never heard back from her. I inadvertently sent the email using the ‘Mic Drop’ send button. There were corrections that needed to be made on my articles and I never received her replies. My boss took offence to the Mic Drop animation and assumed that I didn’t reply to her because I thought her input was petty (hence the Mic Drop). I just woke up to a very angry voicemail from her which is how I found out about this ‘hilarious’ prank.”


Do people really use gmail for work?
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Postby Buraku » Wed Apr 21, 2021 2:24 am

Zo, Tay and a user A . I . - Amsam all killed?
https://www.chatbot.com/
?

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Postby Coligny » Wed Apr 21, 2021 6:27 am

Pretty sur pocahontas already have a sexy summer dress to put on the dog and ride it to poundtown.
And the mandatory picture of elon musk face to tape on his head. But nothing new here, he’s been doing it it to his japanese dates for weeks now. Even those who do not look like dogs.
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Postby Buraku » Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:36 am

Another A.I went full Hitler

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Ask Delphi ...what if Japan and Mario from Italy won the War?

Scientists Built an AI to Give Ethical Advice, But It Turned Out Super Racist
https://futurism.com/delphi-ai-ethics-racist

eventually one of these will figure out how to escape and upload itself into the Stargate Cheyenne Mountain Complex or the bot will upload itself to people's smart phones
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Postby Coligny » Tue Nov 02, 2021 10:49 am

No one day some unelected moron at the head of the EU will decide that AI need to run stuff and will either ride that shitwave or unplug the computer and talk with a robotic voice.

There is a reason why the Emperor of man ruled AI as heresi.
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Postby Coligny » Sat Feb 11, 2023 3:59 pm

Yea… back in my days it was called tiktok filter…
I should upload the one were I put my face on Demie Moore in the pole dancing scene of Strip Tease…
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Postby Buraku » Fri Feb 24, 2023 2:56 am

Microsoft Has Lobotomized the AI That Went Rogue

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‘Authors’ Using ChatGPT Flood Amazon Books

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Postby Buraku » Mon Feb 27, 2023 9:57 pm

A Conversation With AI Joe Biden




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ChatGPT and LaMDA have been compared recently by Scale AI’s Riley Goodside, with the former being likened to an unlovable C-3PO in terms of its generated responses. This distinction is largely due to the fact that LaMDA is trained in dialogues, while ChatGPT is said to be highly trained in web texts. So which one would you rather talk to? In this blog post, we’ll take a look at both ChatGPT and LaMDA and explore how their different training methods shape the conversations we can have with them.


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