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"Lollies for Lemurs as heat rises"

Postby yanpa » Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:02 am

Video: http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio ... e/33353161
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Re: "Lollies for Lemurs as heat rises"

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:58 am

yanpa wrote:Video: http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio ... e/33353161


Yeap, dem Lemurs love their red goth-lollies...

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Re: "Lollies for Lemurs as heat rises"

Postby matsuki » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:29 pm

I'm not touching this one...
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Re: "Lollies for Lemurs as heat rises"

Postby yanpa » Sun Jul 05, 2015 8:40 am

Biologists gasp at lemur's improbably colossal bollocks
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Re: "Lollies for Lemurs as heat rises"

Postby Takechanpoo » Sun Jul 05, 2015 1:18 pm

its a subtle and sneak way to slander japanese without being labelled a racist, taking advantage of the generousness of j-society and the absence of political incorrectness for japanese. if there is a japanese-version debito, he will not get his tongue.
but i will personally tolerate it because this kind of things is the last ground you poor western gaijins can rely on to maintain your cheap and petty pride. everyone need a refuge.
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Re: "Lollies for Lemurs as heat rises"

Postby Wage Slave » Sun Jul 05, 2015 2:35 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:its a subtle and sneak way to slander japanese without being labelled a racist, taking advantage of the generousness of j-society and the absence of political incorrectness for japanese. if there is a japanese-version debito, he will not get his tongue.
but i will personally tolerate it because this kind of things is the last ground you poor western gaijins can rely on to maintain your cheap and petty pride. everyone need a refuge.


Either I have read it all wrong or you have misread again Mr T. On past form I can't help backing myself but we will see.

Using "Lemur" as a term is not a subtle and sneaky way to slander Japanese people. It doesn't even refer to Japaneseness. It's a diminutive, jocular and mildly affectionate term meaning young woman. If it is anything, it is sexist. I have noticed that that usually meets with your wholehearted approval so you should probably adopt it just as you have bitch, biatch and similiar.

Corrections welcomed - It's not my term.
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Re: "Lollies for Lemurs as heat rises"

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Jul 05, 2015 3:01 pm

Wage Slave wrote:
Takechanpoo wrote:its a subtle and sneak way to slander japanese without being labelled a racist, taking advantage of the generousness of j-society and the absence of political incorrectness for japanese. if there is a japanese-version debito, he will not get his tongue.
but i will personally tolerate it because this kind of things is the last ground you poor western gaijins can rely on to maintain your cheap and petty pride. everyone need a refuge.


Either I have read it all wrong or you have misread again Mr T. On past form I can't help backing myself but we will see.

Using "Lemur" as a term is not a subtle and sneaky way to slander Japanese people. It doesn't even refer to Japaneseness. It's a diminutive, jocular and mildly affectionate term meaning young woman. If it is anything, it is sexist. I have noticed that that usually meets with your wholehearted approval so you should probably adopt it just as you have bitch, biatch and similiar.

Corrections welcomed - It's not my term.


It's a stupid unfunny term to refer specifically to Japanese chicks started by matsuki that unfortunate caught on here. There's noting racist about it though. It refers to a tendency of certain J-girls to pose for pictures in such a way as to make their eyes look abnormally large like a lemur's.
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Re: "Lollies for Lemurs as heat rises"

Postby Wage Slave » Sun Jul 05, 2015 3:16 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Wage Slave wrote:
Takechanpoo wrote:its a subtle and sneak way to slander japanese without being labelled a racist, taking advantage of the generousness of j-society and the absence of political incorrectness for japanese. if there is a japanese-version debito, he will not get his tongue.
but i will personally tolerate it because this kind of things is the last ground you poor western gaijins can rely on to maintain your cheap and petty pride. everyone need a refuge.


Either I have read it all wrong or you have misread again Mr T. On past form I can't help backing myself but we will see.

Using "Lemur" as a term is not a subtle and sneaky way to slander Japanese people. It doesn't even refer to Japaneseness. It's a diminutive, jocular and mildly affectionate term meaning young woman. If it is anything, it is sexist. I have noticed that that usually meets with your wholehearted approval so you should probably adopt it just as you have bitch, biatch and similiar.

Corrections welcomed - It's not my term.


It's a stupid unfunny term to refer specifically to Japanese chicks started by matsuki that unfortunate caught on here. There's noting racist about it though. It refers to a tendency of certain J-girls to pose for pictures in such a way as to make their eyes look abnormally large like a lemur's.


I see - thanks. I have seen him use it to to refer to Californian women as well so I thought it had a wider application than just Japanese women. Still fair to say more gender rather than ethnicity based?

Not a term I like either.
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Re: "Lollies for Lemurs as heat rises"

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Jul 05, 2015 3:25 pm

Wage Slave wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Wage Slave wrote:
Takechanpoo wrote:its a subtle and sneak way to slander japanese without being labelled a racist, taking advantage of the generousness of j-society and the absence of political incorrectness for japanese. if there is a japanese-version debito, he will not get his tongue.
but i will personally tolerate it because this kind of things is the last ground you poor western gaijins can rely on to maintain your cheap and petty pride. everyone need a refuge.


Either I have read it all wrong or you have misread again Mr T. On past form I can't help backing myself but we will see.

Using "Lemur" as a term is not a subtle and sneaky way to slander Japanese people. It doesn't even refer to Japaneseness. It's a diminutive, jocular and mildly affectionate term meaning young woman. If it is anything, it is sexist. I have noticed that that usually meets with your wholehearted approval so you should probably adopt it just as you have bitch, biatch and similiar.

Corrections welcomed - It's not my term.


It's a stupid unfunny term to refer specifically to Japanese chicks started by matsuki that unfortunate caught on here. There's noting racist about it though. It refers to a tendency of certain J-girls to pose for pictures in such a way as to make their eyes look abnormally large like a lemur's.


I see - thanks. I have seen him use it to to refer to Californian women as well so I thought it had a wider application than just Japanese women. Still fair to say more gender rather than ethnicity based?

Not a term I like either.


I think the meaning has since expanded to include non Japanese women. Still doesn't make it funny or clever.
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Re: "Lollies for Lemurs as heat rises"

Postby Coligny » Sun Jul 05, 2015 4:34 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:its a subtle and sneak way to slander japanese without being labelled a racist, .


I suggessted "rice nigger" but it didn't catch on...

Takechanpoo wrote:. everyone need a refuge.


So, like you on FG I guess...
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Re: "Lollies for Lemurs as heat rises"

Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Jul 05, 2015 6:51 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:its a subtle and sneak way to slander japanese... i will personally tolerate it because this kind of things is the last ground you poor western gaijins can rely on to maintain your cheap and petty pride...


:rolleyes:

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Re: "Lollies for Lemurs as heat rises"

Postby Takechanpoo » Mon Jul 06, 2015 1:20 am

Coligny wrote:I suggessted "rice nigger" but it didn't catch on...


how many times do you say "rice nigger" in a small voice or in your heart per day on average? eh? 20 times?
i know its your daily task to maintain your cheap pride narrowly.
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Re: "Lollies for Lemurs as heat rises"

Postby Coligny » Mon Jul 06, 2015 3:55 am

Takechanpoo wrote:
Coligny wrote:I suggessted "rice nigger" but it didn't catch on...


how many times do you say "rice nigger" in a small voice or in your heart per day on average? eh? 20 times?
i know its your daily task to maintain your cheap pride narrowly.
:rofl:


No, the voice in my heart only say her name.

If I wuz you I'd worry much moar of the loud voices in my head... Those that are telling me to kill and use fire...

Also, if i want to cheer up mah pride, I just glance at my passport...

Yup...

Still French...

Still Le awesum...
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Re: "Lollies for Lemurs as heat rises"

Postby matsuki » Mon Jul 06, 2015 8:13 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Wage Slave wrote:
Takechanpoo wrote:its a subtle and sneak way to slander japanese without being labelled a racist, taking advantage of the generousness of j-society and the absence of political incorrectness for japanese. if there is a japanese-version debito, he will not get his tongue.
but i will personally tolerate it because this kind of things is the last ground you poor western gaijins can rely on to maintain your cheap and petty pride. everyone need a refuge.


Either I have read it all wrong or you have misread again Mr T. On past form I can't help backing myself but we will see.

Using "Lemur" as a term is not a subtle and sneaky way to slander Japanese people. It doesn't even refer to Japaneseness. It's a diminutive, jocular and mildly affectionate term meaning young woman. If it is anything, it is sexist. I have noticed that that usually meets with your wholehearted approval so you should probably adopt it just as you have bitch, biatch and similiar.

Corrections welcomed - It's not my term.


It's a stupid unfunny term to refer specifically to Japanese chicks started by matsuki that unfortunate caught on here. There's noting racist about it though. It refers to a tendency of certain J-girls to pose for pictures in such a way as to make their eyes look abnormally large like a lemur's.


To be honest, I think it was originally intended as slander by some dipshit on another forum. Any time I posted J-girls, the "panda makeup" and purikura "big eyes" etc. Not that it's really racist or limited to Japanese though. Anyhow, I'm of the "own it" school of thought and just kinda made it my own. (which infuriated the asshat who started it, cause it caught on like wildfire there as well)
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Re: "Lollies for Lemurs as heat rises"

Postby wagyl » Mon Jul 06, 2015 8:22 am

Coligny wrote:Also, if i want to cheer up mah pride, I just glance at my passport...

Yup...

Still French...

Still Le awesum...

The more you say that, the more it sounds like that's all you've got.
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Re: "Lollies for Lemurs as heat rises"

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:44 am

Coligny wrote:Also, if i want to cheer up mah pride, I just glance at my passport...

Yup...

Still French...

Still Le awesum...


Serious question. Are you planning to move back someday? If not, I don't really understand the advantage/awesomeness.
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Re: Your daily whip

Postby Coligny » Mon Jul 06, 2015 12:24 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Coligny wrote:Also, if i want to cheer up mah pride, I just glance at my passport...

Yup...

Still French...

Still Le awesum...


Serious question. Are you planning to move back someday? If not, I don't really understand the advantage/awesomeness.


1- no
2- neither
2b- but when chinese MBTs start rolling our way that might be of some help.
2c- also you get more pussay than the other passports (I was told).
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Re: Your daily whip

Postby yanpa » Mon Jul 06, 2015 12:36 pm

Coligny wrote:2c- also you get more pussay than the other passports (I was told).

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Re: Your daily whip

Postby wagyl » Mon Jul 06, 2015 1:48 pm

Coligny wrote:2b- but when chinese MBTs start rolling our way that might be of some help.

The Masai Barefoot Technology shoe fad has passed us by, thank God.

Although you could possibly be referring to the Mont Blanc Tunnel the context seems to disallow that. Perhaps Manitoba Telecom Services?
Acronym dictionary was no help.


If, by very very remote chance, you were trying to refer to main battle tank, I was unaware that different countries' passports had a forcefield to ward off artillery. If you think you can rely on that as protection, you are living in a deeper dreamworld than I realised.
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Re: "Lollies for Lemurs as heat rises"

Postby kurogane » Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:31 pm

wagyl wrote:
Coligny wrote:Also, if i want to cheer up mah pride, I just glance at my passport...
Yup...
Still French...
Still Le awesum...


The more you say that, the more it sounds like that's all you've got.


Tht seems grossly unfair:

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Lemur licking as heat rises

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:29 pm

matsuki wrote:I'm not touching this one...


Finally ...a logical explanation of Matsuki's girlfriend behavior: They've been licking Mukade! :twisted:
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Re: Lemur licking as heat rises

Postby matsuki » Tue Jul 27, 2021 8:03 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
matsuki wrote:I'm not touching this one...


Finally ...a logical explanation of Matsuki's girlfriend behavior: They've been licking Mukade! :twisted:


I prefer to call it painting the log but the end result is much the same :twisted:
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