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The aliens who do not need a registration card

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The aliens who do not need a registration card

Postby Russell » Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:54 pm

Aliens have never invaded Japan, defense minister tells Diet

Alien spaceships have never entered Japanese airspace, the country’s defense minister has told parliamentarians, after being questioned about a possible aerial invasion by little green men.

Gen Nakatani said the nation’s war planes can be scrambled whenever there is a report of an unidentified flying object (UFO) but, so far, they had not encountered visitors from space.

“When the Air Self Defense Force detects indications of an unidentified flying object that could violate our country’s airspace, it scrambles fighter jets if necessary and makes visual observation,” he said.

“They sometimes find birds or flying objects other than aircraft but I don’t know a case of finding an unidentified flying object believed to have come over from anywhere other than Earth,” he said.

Nakatani, a sober politician with a reputation for thorough understanding of his brief, was responding to a question from flamboyant wrestler-turned-lawmaker Antonio Inoki.

At a meeting Wednesday of the budget committee in the upper house, Inoki had asked if aircraft were dispatched to meet extra-terrestrial visitors and “whether studies (into them) are going on”.

Inoki said he did not know whether or not aliens existed, but he had once seen a mysterious flying object rocket into the air on the horizon and disappear.

Wednesday’s exchange was not the first official Japanese pronouncement on spacemen and their aircraft.

A 2007 statement said the government “has not confirmed the existence of unidentified flying objects believed to have come from anywhere other than Earth”.

But the statement, formally endorsed at a cabinet meeting at the time, prompted a surprise rebuttal from the top government spokesman.

Nobutaka Machimura, chief cabinet secretary at the time, said: “Personally, I absolutely believe they exist.”

Then-defence minister Shigeru Ishiba also said that in his personal opinion there were “no grounds” to deny that there are UFOs controlled by alien life-forms.

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But of course, with a country in the doldrums having the highest debt in terms of GDP, it makes totally sense to discuss...

...aliens...
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Re: The aliens who do not need a registration card

Postby Yokohammer » Fri Apr 03, 2015 8:05 am

Russell wrote:But of course, with a country in the doldrums having the highest debt in terms of GDP, it makes totally sense to discuss...

...aliens...

Anything to avoid dealing with real issues.

And waste taxpayer money.

Assholes.
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Re: The aliens who do not need a registration card

Postby Salty » Fri Apr 03, 2015 6:26 pm

They will say anything to support changing the constitution to permit offensive military action. I`d look for aliens to be found swarming Japan any day now.
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Re: The aliens who do not need a registration card

Postby matsuki » Fri Apr 03, 2015 6:27 pm

I'm still waiting for North Korea to attack so I can play red dawn....
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Re: The aliens who do not need a registration card

Postby Buraku » Mon Mar 21, 2022 9:05 am

地震中継にUFOが!

https://twitter.com/yoshikiydeone/statu ... 2277477388
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Re: The aliens who do not need a registration card

Postby Coligny » Wed Mar 23, 2022 7:04 pm

Can’t you just make a sub forum with all your various topics instead of waking up zombie threads at random ?
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