the lost Samurai

[Taro Toporific]

[cstaylor]

I move to vote him off the planet. Anyone to second the motion?

[Watcher]

And this is the sword he uses:

http://www.thewebcollection.com/samurai_3000.html

hahahahaaaaa.... This guys afoolin'.

[kurohinge1]

Karl is the lost SamuraiThe Sun, UK -22 Jan /
MARTIAL arts ace Karl Beattie ... after 20 years of training ... has his own Samurai armour and sword and has sworn to protect his emperor with his life.

And doesn't the emperor look relieved these days, now that Karl's on the job.


But this is almost the mirror of my life and the lager company -
After 19 years of training-drinking I have my own fridge and have sworn to protect the beer inside with my life.

[GomiGirl]

I move to vote him off the planet. Anyone to second the motion?

Seconded.

Well at least stop him from breeding!!

[cstaylor]

I move to vote him off the planet. Anyone to second the motion?

Seconded.

Well at least stop him from breeding!!

I believe nature has already taken care of that.

[Steve Bildermann]

Damn you Taro you made me (literally) fall of my chair laffing. My back and elbow now hurt like hell. Warn me before you post something like that again!!!

Where do you find these people?

[Taro Toporific]

I'd loooooove to figure out his "reasoning" that he is a "samuri". I think I should rightfully claim my hereditary title as the "Last Berserker" for Valhalla.

Where do you find these people?
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Get's Feedster! Think as it as Google for blogs and sick-o bloggers
http://www.feedster.com/

[Kanchou]

Why does he look like a cosplayer in that pose?...

[kurohinge1]

Why does he look like a cosplayer in that pose?...

'Cos he is

Actually, when I first saw the picture, I thought it was Kevin Spacey ...

[ramchop]

I'd loooooove to figure out his "reasoning" that he is a "samuri".

He might have a certificate to prove it. It seems the requirements for becoming a ninja have dropped too:

Yamashita prepared 12 obstacles in the school's gymnasium as a challenge for the students. One stage, for example, was a combination of vaulting box, balance beam and mats and was aimed at developing the ability to jump. When they cleared all 12 stages, Yamashita presented them with certificates of full proficiency in the arts of the ninja.

[Taro Toporific]

I move to vote him off the planet. Anyone to second the motion?

'Real' last samurai fights for attentionThe Japan Times, Feb 3
... Karl Beattie, 36, from Stockport in England, has sensationally laid claim to being the only living samurai outside of Japan ... Beattie appeared on British daytime TV last week, where he claimed to have been made a samurai and presented with a set of armor by the emperor himself.

[Blah Pete]

What is up with these geeky types in the UK and US that are into Samurai and ninja lifestyles?
They need to bring some Japanese and Chinese to the UK/US dressed as cowboys or something for comparison to show these folks how stupid they look.

The samurai is there to protect the emperor from attacking forces.

Only if the Emperor was paying their salary this week. They would easily cut his throat if his enemies offered more rice.

Beattie says he was in discussions with Cruise's production company at one point over a possible role in "The Last Samurai," but had to pull out as he was already committed to a new series of "Most Haunted."

I think this is BS. What small timer would pass up a chance to take part in a major studio production for some minor series?

[Taro Toporific]

..They need to bring some Japanese and Chinese to the UK/US dressed as cowboys or something for comparison to show these folks how stupid they look.

...because I wanna be a
Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shiningCowboy baby

[Steve Bildermann]

presented with a set of armor by the emperor himself

I did no such thing

Yours faithfully

Your Imperial Majesty AKIHITO, the 125th Emperor of Japan, Grand Cordon of the Supreme Order of the Chrysanthemum, Order of the Rising Sun, Order of the Sacred Treasure, KG (Great Britain), Grand Cross of the Order of. St. Olav (Norway)

[Kanchou]

Maybe he meant Emperor Meiji?

[Taro Toporific]

Maybe he meant Emperor Meiji?

Maybe JAPAN'S OTHER EMPEROR, from the Korean line.


HE LINE OF THE PAEKCHE ROYAL FAMILY: OJIN
DIVINITY OF THE JAPANESE IMPERIAL FAMILY:

[Kanchou]

Hah, shows you how gullible people will be when they've been told something from childhood... I'm sure if the US hadn't cut the emporer out of direct power, and stopped the god-emperor indoctrination of the Japanese public school system after WWII, there would be an infinately larger number of radicals in Japan, and they'd still beleive it all to this day.

I sorta wonder, thousands of years ago, there had to have been one guy was talking with his brother "You know, I bet I can get people to beleive I'm related to God," and his brother was like "Sweet! These people are so gullible, count me in!" And thus, the Japanese imperial system had begun...

Although I'm really seeing some strange similarities with Christianity.. heheh

[Taro Toporific]

Hah, shows you how gullible people will be...

The "SAMURAI"

And for mo' fun....
The "GEISHA"


Via the THE FUN SHOP, Halloween Miscellaneous Costumes

[Taro Toporific]

Hah, shows you how gullible people will be...

NAUGHTY JAPANESE GIRL OUTFIT

[Caustic Saint]

And for mo' fun....
The "GEISHA"

Right over left? So she's a dead geisha?

Well, I guess there's a market for every taste....