Waiwai lookalike

[Coligny]

Japan articles, that remind me the glorious Mainichi waiwai Times…


“ Welshman anxiously awaiting big disaster in order to be interviewed by western media”

http://thejapanwanko.sub.jp/?p=2944

I’ve got my room perfectly set up for the interview. My wall has an old Ken Takakura gangster movie poster displayed, and there’s a bonsai tree on my shelf.

Other includes:

“ « Rural Japan sees incest blossoming amid visitor shortage”
http://thejapanwanko.sub.jp/?p=3206


And on… and on…

[Coligny]

Ok ok, get this one:

Cheeses Christ! French ex-pat goes for half price but cops full sentence

http://thejapanwanko.sub.jp/?p=3537

At a hastily convened press conference to address Le Pointu’s disgraceful behaviour, French Ambassador Gerard Villers-Bretonneux said, “I am not here to talk about any individual’s poor behaviour.” When it was pointed out that the press conference had indeed been arranged to address Le Pointu’s behaviour, the Ambassador pulled out some statistics about American servicemen kicking cats in back alleyways before throwing out some romantic bons mots for the thirsty, largely female, press corps.