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In Japan 2 months and still no girlfriend.

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Postby mercutio » Mon Feb 23, 2004 4:50 pm

I like beauty... I dont care if it is artificially-enhanced or not but I am a believer in better-living-through-science... soap/shampoo, dental care, makeup, deoderant, dieting, drugs, surgery... whatever, its all an artificial enhancement

Kanchou wrote:http://www.delabit.com/nekobaba/src/nkbb20040220150243.jpg

Ok, suppose this girl has the personality of an angel, is of middle-class stock, has the mind of a scholar, real talent, and is knowledgable about the rest of the world... while her only "flaw" to speak of is the model-esque "overproduction" and artificially-enhanced beauty.


Id have to marry her... damn! smart, nice, sane and beautiful! those are all four of my requirements (sometmies Id be happy with to even find 3 out of 4 in the same person)
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Postby kamome » Mon Feb 23, 2004 4:52 pm

NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:Fura , do you know how japanese pronounce Fu more like U, so it would be ura. There is a kind of porn in japan called Ura Bon. It mean under picture or something. Pretty hard core with no mosaic.

anyway just pointing it out.

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Actually, the Japanese pronounce "fu" more like "hu", so it sounds more like "hu-la", as in "hula hoop".
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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Mon Feb 23, 2004 4:52 pm

kamome wrote:
NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:Fura , do you know how japanese pronounce Fu more like U, so it would be ura. There is a kind of porn in japan called Ura Bon. It mean under picture or something. Pretty hard core with no mosaic.

anyway just pointing it out.

Back to work.


Actually, the Japanese pronounce "fu" more like "hu", so it sounds more like "hu-la", as in "hula hoop".


Actually I know i just got ura bon on the brain :twisted:
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Postby Kanchou » Mon Feb 23, 2004 4:53 pm

Yeah, too bad chances are she's either a ditz or a stuck-up bitch in real life :D
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Postby AssKissinger » Mon Feb 23, 2004 7:13 pm

Image
Image I hate that phoney bullshit. I'd take the girl in the top picture any day. I like earthiness with it's real and raw sexuality. I like woman as God made her. Not Barbie Doll fantasy crap man made media garbage.
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Postby Neo-Rio » Mon Feb 23, 2004 7:29 pm

Kanchou wrote:Yeah, too bad chances are she's either a ditz or a stuck-up bitch in real life :D


Most stuck up bitches I know are actully really lovely people when you get to know them.

...it's just that they're desperate.

And as you know, desperate times calls for desperate tactics....
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Postby kamome » Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:59 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Image I hate that phoney bullshit.


How do you know that what she's got isn't real? Besides, like Howard Stern, I have nothing in principle against a girl with a boob job (unless it's a bad boob job).
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Postby AssKissinger » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:31 pm

fun with J-girls 4 jez 735


Man these threads are popular. The one above only 4 replies but over 700 hits. The non-posting lurkers are so into it! If you wanna be read write about pussy!

When I went to Vietnam I had a cyclo driver show me around Saigon. At lunch I went to a fairly expensive restuarant and told him to order anything on the menu, on me of course. He would only eat rice and beans, the cheapest thing on the menu. And the healthiest thing on the menu. Can you see what I'm getting at? The food I ate, some beefed up dish was really shit. But I can't see that because I've been made to believe that unhealthy unnatural food is delicious and better. But like he was raised on real food and understands its worth I appreciate the value of genuine pussy. The cute crooked smile, the maybe chubby ass, the real titties, the shining beauty that remains unerased by falsehoods and snobbery.
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Postby kamome » Tue Feb 24, 2004 2:48 am

AssKissinger wrote:But like he was raised on real food and understands its worth I appreciate the value of genuine pussy. The cute crooked smile, the maybe chubby ass, the real titties, the shining beauty that remains unerased by falsehoods and snobbery.


To continue your metaphor, how do you know that the attractive girl above isn't the rice and beans that you enjoy? I still don't understand why you associate a beautiful girl with fakeness.

And if the lurkers who don't register or post are enjoying this thread, here's the perfect chance to weigh in with your thoughts. Register and post, goddamnit!
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Postby Lethain » Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:46 am

I have a hard time condemning anyone who wants or has breast implants. Its easy to get a fuzzy feeling condemning implants and artificial enhancements as "shallow" and a waste. I think they are just a way for a woman to feel better about herself. I don't see why this method of chasing happiness is any worse than any other.

AssKissinger mentions "shining beauty that remains unerased by falsehoods..." It seems to me this is a reference to inner beauty. When I think someone is internally beautiful, its usually because they are happy and seem to enjoy life.

Some people will always enjoy life. Some people will conditionally enjoy life, and if part that condition to enjoy life is they need more self esteem about their body image--damn--if they want breast implants they should get them.
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Postby kamome » Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:51 pm

Lethain wrote:I have a hard time condemning anyone who wants or has breast implants. Its easy to get a fuzzy feeling condemning implants and artificial enhancements as "shallow" and a waste. I think they are just a way for a woman to feel better about herself. I don't see why this method of chasing happiness is any worse than any other.

AssKissinger mentions "shining beauty that remains unerased by falsehoods..." It seems to me this is a reference to inner beauty. When I think someone is internally beautiful, its usually because they are happy and seem to enjoy life.

Some people will always enjoy life. Some people will conditionally enjoy life, and if part that condition to enjoy life is they need more self esteem about their body image--damn--if they want breast implants they should get them.


All good points. However, I could never in good conscience suggest to a girl that she get implants, even if the girl herself feels that she might need them and asks for my opinion as to same, and even if I privately agree that she would look better with implants. That's like some girl "suggesting" I should get a penile implant. Talk about losing ones' self-esteem. Ouch. 8O
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:58 pm

kamome wrote:
Lethain wrote:I have a hard time condemning anyone who wants or has breast implants. Its easy to get a fuzzy feeling condemning implants and artificial enhancements as "shallow" and a waste. I think they are just a way for a woman to feel better about herself. I don't see why this method of chasing happiness is any worse than any other.

AssKissinger mentions "shining beauty that remains unerased by falsehoods..." It seems to me this is a reference to inner beauty. When I think someone is internally beautiful, its usually because they are happy and seem to enjoy life.

Some people will always enjoy life. Some people will conditionally enjoy life, and if part that condition to enjoy life is they need more self esteem about their body image--damn--if they want breast implants they should get them.


All good points. However, I could never in good conscience suggest to a girl that she get implants, even if the girl herself feels that she might need them and asks for my opinion as to same, and even if I privately agree that she would look better with implants. That's like some girl "suggesting" I should get a penile implant. Talk about losing ones' self-esteem. Ouch. 8O


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I have no problem with plastic surgery - as long as the person is doing it for themselves and not for anybody else and not with the hope that it will make them into a different person. You need to be happy in your own skin first, and just want to make a few adjustments to improve on nature. How is it any different to colouring one's hair?
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Postby Caustic Saint » Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:32 pm

GomiGirl wrote:I have no problem with plastic surgery - as long as the person is doing it for themselves and not for anybody else and not with the hope that it will make them into a different person. You need to be happy in your own skin first, and just want to make a few adjustments to improve on nature. How is it any different to colouring one's hair?

If you get a bad dye job you can recolor it or wait for it to grow out. Both solutions are pretty cheap compared to repeated cosmetic surgeries.
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:38 pm

Caustic Saint wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:I have no problem with plastic surgery - as long as the person is doing it for themselves and not for anybody else and not with the hope that it will make them into a different person. You need to be happy in your own skin first, and just want to make a few adjustments to improve on nature. How is it any different to colouring one's hair?

If you get a bad dye job you can recolor it or wait for it to grow out. Both solutions are pretty cheap compared to repeated cosmetic surgeries.


Very true.. but I was talking on an ethical level.
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Postby Caustic Saint » Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:45 pm

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Caustic Saint wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:I have no problem with plastic surgery - as long as the person is doing it for themselves and not for anybody else and not with the hope that it will make them into a different person. You need to be happy in your own skin first, and just want to make a few adjustments to improve on nature. How is it any different to colouring one's hair?

If you get a bad dye job you can recolor it or wait for it to grow out. Both solutions are pretty cheap compared to repeated cosmetic surgeries.

Very true.. but I was talking on an ethical level.

There's nothing wrong with either one, ethically.
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Postby Gymboy » Tue Feb 24, 2004 7:32 pm

Just to back track alittle bit.
Someone said they rarely see hot j-girls with white dudes, thats a load of shit!!
My j-chick is fffffffiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeeeee and nearly all the j-dudes that i know cream their pants over her. :D
In the last year or so we have got camera phones down in Aust and the novelty has not worn of yet! I would post some mad photos of her and put them on but i dont know how to cover the face up.
She knows i occasionally look at this site when we were living in Meguro, so i cant risk it....Sorry dudes. :(
But to put it in perspective, that white dudes j-chick that was posted before was much to be desired for (sorry if thats any regular posters GF) I could quite easily say that my j-chick is model material.
I just had to get my 2cents worth!! I thought i would get of my arse and make my second posting...what an achievment.
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Postby Caustic Saint » Tue Feb 24, 2004 8:48 pm

Gymboy wrote:Just to back track alittle bit.
Someone said they rarely see hot j-girls with white dudes, thats a load of shit!!
My j-chick is fffffffiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeeeee and nearly all the j-dudes that i know cream their pants over her. :D
I would post some mad photos of her and put them on but i dont know how to cover the face up.
She knows i occasionally look at this site when we were living in Meguro, so i cant risk it....Sorry dudes. :(

Oh, right. Because if you didn't post a pic nobody would have any idea what a good looking Japanese girl looks like. :roll:

I'll bet she's just a butterface, and that's why you want to cover it up! :P
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Postby Gymboy » Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:18 pm

In all honesty she is hot! I tell no lies.
Butterface....? not quite sure what that means but im sure its not good.
The reason why i wanna cover up the face is because she not completly dressed and she pullin some nice poses!! If you know what i mean.
I would get totally f*#ked up if she saw im putting those pics on the net.

Of the track alittle bit here - Where is the most unusual place you f*#ked gaijins have had sex in Japan? Dont care who with or how you did, just where? I think this is where that saying 'curiosity killed ther cat' applies, but oh well.

I was pissed with some J-mates other night and this was a popular topic of conversation.

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Postby AssKissinger » Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:20 pm

Just post it for a few hours and then take it down.
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Postby Caustic Saint » Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:56 pm

Gymboy wrote:In all honesty she is hot! I tell no lies.
Butterface....? not quite sure what that means but im sure its not good.

Nobody's doubting the existence of hot Japanese chicks. Most of us have seen them with our own eyes. The fact that you're sleeping with one is of no importance to anybody but yourself.

(For reference, a "butterface" is a chick with a smokin' bod and an ugly face. As in, "everything looks good but her face.")
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Postby Big Booger » Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:58 pm

I actually like butterfaces.. :D hehehehe
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Postby cstaylor » Tue Feb 24, 2004 11:10 pm

Caustic Saint wrote:
Gymboy wrote:In all honesty she is hot! I tell no lies.
Butterface....? not quite sure what that means but im sure its not good.

Nobody's doubting the existence of hot Japanese chicks. Most of us have seen them with our own eyes. The fact that you're sleeping with one is of no importance to anybody but yourself.

(For reference, a "butterface" is a chick with a smokin' bod and an ugly face. As in, "everything looks good but her face.")
To be crude, I've heard it called "brownbagging".
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Postby mercutio » Wed Feb 25, 2004 12:07 am

Gymboy wrote:Just to back track alittle bit.
Someone said they rarely see hot j-girls with white dudes, thats a load of shit!!


well I could be wrong but i think I was the only one who said something like that but it was actually that you rarely see the *really* hot japanese girls with gaijin. You see plenty of cute or reasonably hot girls with gaijin.... and plenty of 2nd rate (in attractiveness) Japanese girls with gaijin...even complete toolbag gaijin......but you rarely see the really high end japanese girls with anyone but japanese guys.

The point is the sexual economics that come into play.....there are very, very few gaijin that are capable of competing at the level it takes to get the most sought after japanese girls. Very few speak japanese well enough and of that small percentage even fewer have the looks, power and charm that it would take (the same is true for any foriegn population).... but there are plenty of dorks that couldnt get laid in their own country and come to Japan and *can* get some kind of attention instead of none....that is where the story of the "gaijin paradise" comes from

By the way that was me in the pic with a japanese girl and as I said...yeah she fits in the "merely cute" classification...
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Postby kamome » Wed Feb 25, 2004 12:25 am

cstaylor wrote:To be crude, I've heard it called "brownbagging".


As in, "I would do her if she had a bag covering her head"?
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Postby gekisou » Wed Feb 25, 2004 12:44 am

When your a gaijin,

getting a Japanese girl is as easy as pulling yourself off... only easier (but not always as much fun 8O ).

Nuff said

Seriously though why do you want a Japanese GF so badly? There are heaps of other nice girls out there, and some of the J-Gals out there may use you as a trophy. ("YES! I was used! - Jim, American pie)

Seems pretty racist to me if you target one race of girls just coz you live in that country. It's not like I think, "Hmmm where can I pick up some aboriginals?" (Local Bottleo if u wanna know and yes I live in Australia.)
Take whoever you can get! :)

Just be yourself as heaps of ppl already said and enjoy your time in the land of the rising wang...err sun.

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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:08 am

but there are plenty of dorks that couldnt get laid in their own country and come to Japan and *can* get some kind of attention instead of none....that is where the story of the "gaijin paradise" comes from
well going from no pussy to a steady flow is a paradise / not that the king of ass ever had any problems anywhere, but the quality and the quantity went up when I hit Japan. Therefore, Japan=gaijin paradise.

Seems pretty racist to me if you target one race of girls just coz you live in that country
Who cares if it's racist? It's all about getting the pussy you want. I got preferences. I like north-east Asian women. I'm racist about it. That's the race of females I want, not the others.
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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Wed Feb 25, 2004 9:55 am

Caustic Saint wrote:I'll bet she's just a butterface, and that's why you want to cover it up! :P






Now everybody knows you watch veronicas closet.
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Postby Caustic Saint » Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:18 am

NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:
Caustic Saint wrote:I'll bet she's just a butterface, and that's why you want to cover it up! :P

Now everybody knows you watch veronicas closet.

Nah, I don't watch TV. Even if I did, that term's been around much longer than that show.
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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Wed Feb 25, 2004 12:54 pm

Caustic Saint wrote:
NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:
Caustic Saint wrote:I'll bet she's just a butterface, and that's why you want to cover it up! :P

Now everybody knows you watch veronicas closet.

Nah, I don't watch TV. Even if I did, that term's been around much longer than that show.


How do you know it was in that show? It sounds like a double bluf to me.
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Postby Caustic Saint » Wed Feb 25, 2004 12:57 pm

NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:
Caustic Saint wrote:
NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:
Caustic Saint wrote:I'll bet she's just a butterface, and that's why you want to cover it up! :P

Now everybody knows you watch veronicas closet.

Nah, I don't watch TV. Even if I did, that term's been around much longer than that show.

How do you know it was in that show? It sounds like a double bluf to me.

Okay, I should've said, "I don't watch TV anymore." And I didn't know it was in that show. I just took your word for it that it was.
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