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Postby DjMitch_UK » Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:27 pm

Oi Oi! Im going to Japan for my gap year with some mates o' mine.

Originally it was to acquire a talking toilet (do those actually exist?), but then we got involved with a scheme and they set us up shitty jobs. So it looks like we're all set to go in sept.

We are all pommes and aussies. Many of us about in Jp?
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Postby cstaylor » Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:39 pm

DjMitch_UK wrote:We are all pommes and aussies. Many of us about in Jp?
Too many for my taste. :lol:
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Postby DjMitch_UK » Fri Feb 20, 2004 7:25 am

Still, room for four more eh?
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FG

Postby subgenius » Fri Feb 20, 2004 11:00 pm

I'm a Fucked Gaijin. The way I took the use of the word "Fucked" isn't being in a bad situation, but being oversexed!!!! Isn't that true for the rest of you???!?!

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Re: FG

Postby Caustic Saint » Fri Feb 20, 2004 11:34 pm

subgenius wrote:I'm a Fucked Gaijin. The way I took the use of the word "Fucked" isn't being in a bad situation, but being oversexed!!!! Isn't that true for the rest of you???!?!

Nah, oversexed would be like, "man, I'm all fucked out."

The "F" in "FG" is more along the lines of, "christ, I am so fucked!"
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Postby altar » Mon Feb 23, 2004 10:34 pm

ok Subgenius, wait a second
you're a fan of GG Allin and you claim to be "oversexed"?
Get rid of a dog or two!
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Postby Big Booger » Mon Feb 23, 2004 10:46 pm

Did he really bang his dog?
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Postby Caustic Saint » Mon Feb 23, 2004 10:53 pm

Big Booger wrote:Did he really bang his dog?

Wouldn't it have been more punk to let his dog fuck him?
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Postby Big Booger » Mon Feb 23, 2004 10:54 pm

Caustic Saint wrote:
Big Booger wrote:Did he really bang his dog?

Wouldn't it have been more punk to let his dog fuck him?


Perhaps, if the dog were a punk dog :D
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Postby Caustic Saint » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:03 pm

Big Booger wrote:
Caustic Saint wrote:
Big Booger wrote:Did he really bang his dog?

Wouldn't it have been more punk to let his dog fuck him?

Perhaps, if the dog were a punk dog :D

If not, he could always loan his spiked collar to the dog and they could fake it. :P
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Postby Big Booger » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:05 pm

Caustic Saint wrote:
Big Booger wrote:
Caustic Saint wrote:
Big Booger wrote:Did he really bang his dog?

Wouldn't it have been more punk to let his dog fuck him?

Perhaps, if the dog were a punk dog :D

If not, he could always loan his spiked collar to the dog and they could fake it. :P


Should the dog be male or female? Or a new half?
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Postby altar » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:09 pm

Caustic Saint wrote:
Big Booger wrote:Did he really bang his dog?

Wouldn't it have been more punk to let his dog fuck him?


Aaaah, now that's a debate in the punk circles that's been going on for a while
Let's contact GG Allin and make the suggestion
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Postby Caustic Saint » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:23 pm

bikkle wrote:Hmm, it probably wouldn't be a good idea to move the Welcome thread to Beyond F*cked. :?

Well, I guess if you've made it through the last few posts...WELCOME to FG!

Disclaimer: No dogs were harmed (or gratified) in the production of the preceding posts. :spin:
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WELCOME to FG!

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:31 pm

bikkle wrote:Hmm, it probably wouldn't be a good idea to move the Welcome thread to Beyond F*cked.


Damn. I'm laughing so hard, the dog downstairs started barking. Oh wait, weren't they just writing about corn-holing the dog?
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Postby sakugenken » Wed Feb 25, 2004 2:41 pm

Just registered. Your board looks really fun, I will probably just lurk for a while to get the hang of things here. I live in Wakayama with my wife, kids and wife's elderly parents. So I am most definitely a f*cked gaijin!
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Postby ramchop » Wed Feb 25, 2004 2:45 pm

sakugenken wrote:I live in Wakayama


Careful, you're encroaching on japslappers turf. You're not a whale watcher are you?
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Postby sakugenken » Wed Feb 25, 2004 3:02 pm

Wakayama City. No whales here, except maybe in the supermarket.
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hi

Postby foody » Wed Feb 25, 2004 11:28 pm

i would just like to say...

uh...

yeah...

FOGHAT AND WATERPOLO RULE!!!!!

(is this the right level of stupid?)
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because foody is good

foody is good...............
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Re: hi

Postby AssKissinger » Thu Feb 26, 2004 7:50 am

foody wrote:i would just like to say...

uh...

yeah...

FOGHAT AND WATERPOLO RULE!!!!!

(is this the right level of stupid?)


Foghat's not stupid. Slow Ride is one of the all time great catchy heavy guitar riffs and I Just Want to Make Love to You (live) is a great cover. I saw them front row when I was in junior high. My friend's ear started bleeding.

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Nude gay WATERPOLO with hats

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:06 am

foody wrote:yeah...
FOGHAT AND WATERPOLO RULE!!!!!
(is this the right level of stupid?)


FOGHAT? I donno but it would be mo' betta if ya said that while living in here in the Land-o-Concrete(tm).

Let's Tsunami Water WATERPOLiO Team :arrow: ImageImageImage


Yeah sure welcome aboard! You'll fit right in. :P
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Postby foody » Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:29 am

well, i am down here in hiroshima. there is a bit of concrete.

sorry Asskissinger about the foghat remark. and sorry about not walking you to the station.

anyways i am glad to be here to share the love.

one question... taro... how can i be down?
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"Be's drown!"

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:02 pm

foody wrote:.... WATERPOLO RULEs!!!!! ...
one question... taro... how can i be down?


"Be's drown!" at Yokohama Int'l Pool, the next stop from my house where I swim. It's is OBSCENELY fancy for a public facility since the Olympics were to be hosted there. Full waterPOLIO league play, super weight gym, plush gardens, ....but it's one hell of a commute from your place.

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Postby magickow » Sat Feb 28, 2004 9:08 am

hello
i am magickow
don't mess with my udders
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Postby kamome » Sat Feb 28, 2004 1:50 pm

magickow wrote:hello
i am magickow
don't mess with my udders


:rofl:

Nice, short, and damn funny! :hehe:
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Postby DjMitch_UK » Sat Feb 28, 2004 8:50 pm

Darn small udders though
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This just in : If you dont like muse, you suck!
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Postby magickow » Tue Mar 02, 2004 12:50 am

DjMitch_UK wrote:Darn small udders though


how would you know
you've never seen them

and if you are referring to my udders as a "penis" you are incorrect. remember, a cows udder is the same as a nipple.

size doesn't count
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Postby DjMitch_UK » Tue Mar 02, 2004 5:49 am

Nah mate, I was going totally by the picture by your name! :lol:

Dont worry though theres surgery that can be done to make them bigger nowadays 8)
http://www.muse.mu

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Postby broostaroo » Thu Mar 04, 2004 2:20 am

Couldn't beat magickow's intro so...

Hi I do good stuff. Yesh.

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Postby subgenius » Thu Mar 04, 2004 3:05 pm

Hey man! you live in Bristol!!! That's awesome. I've never been there, but When I was a teen, there was a company called Bristol Myers Squibb that makes pharmacuticals. Anyways we used to skateboard and smoke in their parking lot, that was the begining of the Bristol Crew.

That's pretty much what it's like to grow up in Mid-west America. Parking lots, skateboarding,drugs, fast food, and noisy music. But in Japan, I'm a successful family man!

God damn I miss smoking weed though. I quit, when I found out you can get life in prison for any amount fuck that!
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