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Red Alert! Shields up! Sensors detect April the 1st arriving

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Red Alert! Shields up! Sensors detect April the 1st arriving

Postby Steve Bildermann » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:50 am

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Postby GuyJean » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:52 am

From the thread title, I thought you were talking about the FG anniversary.. I think April Fool's Day was FG's birthday..

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Re: Red Alert! Shields up! Sensors detect April the 1st arri

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:56 am

Steve Bildermann wrote::arrow: WiFi-SM brings your humanity back to daylight


That's almost as good as the BBC picture of the day from Ginza....

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