I need Japan

I love this statement:
don't think I'll EVER live in Tokyo. I like it too much.
I mean......It's too darn easy to go and pickup some take out, and I ain't talkin about any tabemono here. It's too darn easy. I've seen it done and I've done it just passing through overnight.
I like women. I really do. However, I'm able to resist the temptation of the female form in moderate doses.
Tokyo would push me over the edge from casual observer to active participant.
You summed up why I want to go to tokyo... I want to be the active participant...