'You're too fat & you drink too much beer'

by **Taro Toporific** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:41 am

High-tech Japanese home of the future
Companies envision robots, high-tech toilets, personal jellyfish "agents."
April 6, 2004: 9:59 AM EDT
TOKYO (Reuters) - Imagine getting home from work to be greeted by the family robot, which recognizes your voice and reminds you that you've forgotten your spouse's birthday ...You go to the study and use a touch panel to activate your video messages on a display that takes up half the wall. A doctor appears: "I've been monitoring your urine on the Internet. You're too fat, your sugar level is high and you drink too much beer."

by **Marvin Feltcher** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 11:00 am

That robot sounds too much like my wife and doctor...if it reminded me I was too fat and drank too much beer, I'd dismantle the f**cking thing. (Pity I can't do the same with my missuz and doctor).

by **cliffy** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 11:10 am

Marvin wrote:That robot sounds too much like my wife and doctor...if it reminded me I was too fat and drank too much beer, I'd dismantle the f**cking thing. (Pity I can't do the same with my missuz and doctor).

I agree with Marvin here, I realy don't need a robot to tell me what everybody tells me any way for free :roll:

by **GomiGirl** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 11:53 am

I bet we could hack into it and build a "I need some ego boosting" program that we could load into it..

hell I foresee the launch of a zillion motivational speakers marketing campaigns!! Tony Robertson LIVE via hologram in your living room!!

*I plan to be long gone before anything like this invades my peaceful little world* I don't even have a computer at home!! :wink:

by **Marvin Feltcher** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 12:02 pm

Come to think of it, this bloody computer seems a bit kinky too.

"I've been monitoring your urine on the Internet. "

Sounds like a line out of a German scheise movie.

By the way, GG, thanks for looking after Greg and his clan. They had a great time. :bowdown:

by **Taro Toporific** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 12:03 pm

GomiGirl wrote:I foresee the launch of a zillion motivational speakers marketing campaigns!! Tony Robertson LIVE via hologram in your living room!!

WOT Tony Robertson? Is GG into the Big East Conference? :arrow:

by **GomiGirl** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 12:15 pm

Marvin wrote:By the way, GG, thanks for looking after Greg and his clan. They had a great time.

Had a great chat with Greg and his lovely wife.. salt of the earth Australians - can't beat 'em. :lol:

Make sure you all come to the BBQ this year!!

by **ramchop** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 12:17 pm

WOT Baldrick from Blackadder? I was wrong it's Robinson

by **GomiGirl** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 12:23 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:WOT Tony Robertson?

Tony Robbins.. Hey, I was close.

:oops:

Very Scary Flash Web-site of this "Self Made Man"

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'You're too fat & you drink too much beer'

'You're too fat & you drink too much beer'

I'd dismantle the f**ker

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It's a bit kinky, too

Re: It's a bit kinky, too

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