Is it a better use of solo time than wanking?

[ramchop]

another nice shiny poll

[Snapped]

Not unusual, but better with friends.

[nullpointer]

For a second I thought, is he talking about wanking with friends?

Not unusual, but better with friends.

[Caustic Saint]

What about those of u- I mean those people who drink alone and then wank? Is that a good use of their time?

[DJEB]

Hey! Don't knock masturbation! It's a vital part of men's health.

[Andocrates]

Well, there's one disease I don't have to worry about.

[DJEB]

Well, there's one disease I don't have to worry about.

Don't forget your vitamin E, tomatoes and green tea.

[vvx]

Sometimes a man needs to be alone with his beer.

[ramchop]

For a second I thought, is he talking about wanking with friends?

Not unusual, but better with friends.

Then he'd have used this emoticon:

[nullpointer]

ramchop, this is disgusting,

but I love it...

Then he'd have used this emoticon:

[sirwanksalot]

I love drinking. I believe it's required after a long day of "repeat after me" ......"again"............."great"................."well done".

"Hello my name's sirwanksalot. What's your name?"

Do that 7 times fast and say you don't require alcoholic refreshment.
I dare you

[khusam]

I`ve got a new kids class. For the first lesson, we did colors (ok), some animals (ok), Hello and See you...(tough) with a bit of `head and shoulders...knees and toes`. We practiced writing the kids` names. (almost impossible)We colored.

The Mom says I need to make my lessons easier. OK.

Anyone know anything easier than `head and shoulders..` I think `the hokey pokey` can be ruled out... and kids classes are loong (1 hour). Anything easier than coloring? You got anything easier than `hello`?

I am going to stay in my room, alone, drinking cheap booze until someone comes up with an `easy` 1 hour kids lesson.

[Taro Toporific]

I`ve got a new kids class..

Here's an old Taro favorite:

Put Your Finger in the Air
Put your finger in the air, in the air,
Put your finger in the air, in the air,
Put your finger in the air, then put it in your hair,
Put your finger in your hair, in your hair.
Put your finger on your nose, on your nose,
Put your finger on your nose, on your nose,
Put your finger on your nose, then put it on your toes,
Put your finger BETWEEN your toes, and STICK IT UP YOUR NOSE....

---- Seriously, I love teaching my young Japanese relatives the Finger Song, repeating a few times time they got it down and then twisting the words. All my Obachan die laughing watching me teach their kiddies silly stuff.----

....Put your finger on your finger, on your finger,
Put your finger on your finger, on your finger,
Put your finger on your finger, and then in your lap,
Now everyone take a big cRap!


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http://www.fisher-price.com/us/playtime/learn.asp?min=.75&max=1&age=9+to+12+Months

[Snapped]

For a second I thought, is he talking about wanking with friends?

Not unusual, but better with friends.

Then he'd have used this emoticon:

Nice one. But I was difinitely talking about drinking.