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Now, this lady has balls

Postby kurohinge1 » Mon May 03, 2004 12:51 pm

Wetsuit-clad woman grabs 1,500 balls in night raid on golf course lake
MDN wrote:YAMAOKA, Gifu -- A 60-year-old woman who infiltrated a golf course at night and stole over 1,500 lost balls from the bottom of a lake wearing a wetsuit and swimming goggles has been arrested ...

... Tsujita put on a wetsuit and at 10 p.m. on Friday started collecting golf balls from the bottom of the 2-meter-deep lake near the 15th hole at the Sasadaira Country Club in Yamaoka, using a waterproof flashlight to find her way around.

Tsujita put the golf balls into a net attached to a floating swimming ring, and by the predawn hours of the following morning had reportedly collected 1,554 balls ...

... A worker at the golf club said neither players nor golf club workers had ever attempted to collect the balls because of the depth of the lake ...


This lady should be training Japan's SDF recruits !!! :lol:

Or perhaps get a job as a professional golf ball diver
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Although that occupation sounds even more hazardous than the SDF's.

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Postby Snapped » Mon May 03, 2004 7:15 pm

You can't knock her enterprising spirit. I wonder how much she would have got for the balls if she'd gotten away with it.
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Postby Big Booger » Mon May 03, 2004 7:16 pm

Why doesn't the place hire her? I don't get that???
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Postby Snapped » Tue May 04, 2004 12:55 pm

Big Booger wrote:Why doesn't the place hire her? I don't get that???


Excellent idea. 8) I didn't thing of that, either.
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The Club will have her balls

Postby kurohinge1 » Tue May 04, 2004 1:30 pm

Big Booger wrote:Why doesn't the place hire her? I don't get that???


Conveniently, the club now gets 1,500 slightly used balls to sell at the pro-shop at no cost for their retrieval :roll:

MDN wrote: ... The Supreme Court has already handed down a ruling on lost balls, declaring them to be the property of the golf course ...
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Postby Kanchou » Thu May 06, 2004 11:07 am

Well, she just has to sneak back in, steal the balls, and chuck them back in the lake. :D
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