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Are there any Low-Carb balls???

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed May 12, 2004 1:40 pm



The problem in one word: Low-carb



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Krispy Kreme Can't Stop Low-Carb Rain
TheStreet.com, NY - May 7, 2004
...Krispy Kreme is under pressure from both the company's wholesale business and the low-carb craze ...
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Re: Are there any Low-Carb balls???

Postby Caustic Saint » Wed May 12, 2004 1:50 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Image
Krispy Kreme Can't Stop Low-Carb Rain
TheStreet.com, NY - May 7, 2004
...Krispy Kreme is under pressure from both the company's wholesale business and the low-carb craze ...

In other news, people on low-carb diets should STAY THE FUCK AWAY from places selling fried dough covered in a delicious sugary glaze.

Idiots. :roll: Going on a diet means you give up certain things - LIKE DONUTS!!!
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Postby gpvillamil » Wed May 12, 2004 3:38 pm

Pulled-pork or Cajun flavored onigiri! Wow! I can't wait! That would work soooo well!
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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Wed May 12, 2004 3:47 pm

gpvillamil wrote:Pulled-pork or Cajun flavored onigiri! Wow! I can't wait! That would work soooo well!


You forgot replace the nori[seaweed] with pork crackleing or a tortella.
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Postby kamome » Wed May 12, 2004 5:37 pm

Here are my ideas for onigiri that would sell in the U.S.:

1) Pepperoni pizza onigiri
2) Fatburger(TM) onigiri
3) Texas chili onigiri
4) beef and cheese burrito onigiri
5) WTFBBQ! onigiri
6) "Freedom" onigiri: hot sauce (red), mayonnaise (white), Heinz's newfangled ketchup for kids(blue)

And my favorite,

7) the WMD ONIGIRI (some combination of nos. 1-5). You know you'll be dropping some nuclear bombs after you eat that.
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Postby GuyJean » Wed May 12, 2004 5:43 pm

kamome wrote:7) the WMD ONIGIRI (some combination of nos. 1-5). You know you'll be dropping some nuclear bombs after you eat that.

Nah.. the WMD Onigiri would be a diet one.. Cuz' there aint nothin' there! :wink:

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Postby kamome » Wed May 12, 2004 6:47 pm

GuyJean wrote:
kamome wrote:7) the WMD ONIGIRI (some combination of nos. 1-5). You know you'll be dropping some nuclear bombs after you eat that.

Nah.. the WMD Onigiri would be a diet one.. Cuz' there aint nothin' there! :wink:

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:lol: Yeah, just an empty package that costs about a trillion dollars.
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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Thu May 13, 2004 10:02 am

kamome wrote:
GuyJean wrote:
kamome wrote:7) the WMD ONIGIRI (some combination of nos. 1-5). You know you'll be dropping some nuclear bombs after you eat that.

Nah.. the WMD Onigiri would be a diet one.. Cuz' there aint nothin' there! :wink:

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:lol: Yeah, just an empty package that costs about a trillion dollars.


I just had one! It had an oily taste to it.
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Postby devicenull » Thu May 13, 2004 11:54 am

watch... they will fry them or something, cover them in nacho cheese, and people will think its the greatest thing since fried cheese
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