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Japan's school sports join the 20th Century

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri May 14, 2004 10:43 am

Now with SportsWater! Oh the horror! What is next? A ban on "frog-hopping" in baseball and judo training? :?

Ban on drinking water during sports disappearing
TOKYO, May 14 Kyodo -A practice prevailed at many Japanese schools until about a decade ago of forbidding students to drink water while doing sports, no matter how thirsty they became. ... Takako Ohira, a 36-year-old engineer, recalls how thirsty and weak she became during training as a member of the rhythmic gymnastics club at high school....Ohira said she would often get around the ban by surreptitiously gulping down water when washing her face.
However, increasing awareness about heat-related illnesses, including sunstroke, heat exhaustion, and the most serious of them all, heatstroke, which can lead to heart failure, have led to abandonment of the ''Spartan tradition.''
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Postby AssKissinger » Fri May 14, 2004 10:49 am

You can lead a Jap to water but you can't make him think.
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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Fri May 14, 2004 12:49 pm

AssKissinger wrote:You can lead a Jap to water but you can't make him think.


I have to say AssK that came off a bit racist.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri May 14, 2004 12:59 pm

NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:
AssKissinger wrote:You can lead a Jap to water but you can't make him think.


I have to say AssK that came off a bit racist.


Rewrites:

You can lead a proto-salaryman to water but you can't make him think.

Which leads me to my favorite old joke:
Q: Whatdaja call a salaryman with an idea?
A: Unemployable.
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Postby DJEB » Fri May 14, 2004 3:07 pm

NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:
AssKissinger wrote:You can lead a Jap to water but you can't make him think.


I have to say AssK that came off a bit racist.

Well...
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Postby Socratesabroad » Fri May 14, 2004 4:59 pm

Well... so what? I thought the crack was funny. :lol:
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Postby kamome » Fri May 14, 2004 8:19 pm

Socratesabroad wrote:Well... so what? I thought the crack was funny. :lol:


Yeah, I couldn't help but laugh either.
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Re: David Bowie water CM

Postby Taro Toporific » Sun May 16, 2004 9:34 am

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Postby Big Booger » Sun May 16, 2004 11:07 am

They have to preserve the water to pour on Buddhist stone statues.. :D
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