Stop trolling & 'Wank your way to weight loss'

[Taro Toporific]

Wanking your way to weight loss
June 7, 2004/ MDN online WaiWai
My gosh, nearly six months have gone by since the year-end party season, but you haven't done anything to trim off those excess pounds...Dr. Hideo Yamanaka tells Weekly Playboy (June 15), for guys to start doing something about it. Yamanaka, director of the Toranomon-Hibiya Clinic, offers a weight reduction that he's convinced guarantees results. Follow his "masturbation diet" regimen, and you'll soon be able to squeeze back into those hip-hugging jeans and impressing the gals with your svelt...

[GuyJean]

Follow his "masturbation diet" regimen, and you'll soon be able to squeeze back into those hip-hugging jeans and impressing the gals with your svelt...

Reminds me of Pongi's review of Nishigaki's therapuetic book: How to Goodbye Depression - Constricing Anus 100 Times Daily.. "Malarky? Or Effective Way?"..:

http://www.TokyoDV.com/comedy/AnalHI.html

Hhhhhmmm: 'Squeeze, push, stroke' might work..

GJ

[Big Booger]

That must be Richard Simmon's real regimen for weight loss.. "Wankin' to the Oldies"

[Caustic Saint]

Well then, guys, how about it, exhorts Weekly Playboy. If you want to get in shape for this summer, then let's give it a good tug! Make that several tugs!

Damn! Summer starts in just 13 days! I'd better get a'tuggin!

[Ol Dirty Gaijin]

Reminds me of Pongi's review of Nishigaki's therapuetic book: How to Goodbye Depression - Constricing Anus 100 Times Daily.. "Malarky? Or Effective Way?"..:GJ

I think something was lost in translation. After watching the Pongi crew shouldn't it be..

How to Goodbye Depression - Watch other people constrict Anus 100 Times Daily

[GomiGirl]

Does the same apply for us chicks???

[Caustic Saint]

Does the same apply for us chicks???

I suppose it depends on how much effort you put into it.

(Wow, that could be taken a couple different ways, couldn't it?)

[AssKissinger]

Does the same apply for us chicks???

Chicks actually need to drink a lot of semen if they want to stay fit and trim. It's good for the skin, speeds up the metabolism, increases lifespan, increases energy and so on. In fact, it's a kind of fountain of youth for women. Be sure to tell all your friends.

"Guys who made their motto, 'At least one good tug a day' have managed to lose as much as 4 kilograms in a week," he grins.

Good God, I wonder how much I'd weigh if I didn't spend my days beating my meat to a pulp

[kamome]

"Guys who made their motto, 'At least one good tug a day' have managed to lose as much as 4 kilograms in a week," he grins.

Good God, I wonder how much I'd weigh if I didn't spend my days beating my meat to a pulp

Hell, if this statistic is true, I should weigh about 3 grams by now. :P

[AssKissinger]

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I like to celebrate each new post with a wank!

[GomiGirl]

Does the same apply for us chicks???

I suppose it depends on how much effort you put into it.

(Wow, that could be taken a couple different ways, couldn't it?)

*GG snickers quietly to herself*