3 slain in Yokohama, more deaths feared

[GuyJean]

3 slain in Yokohama, more deaths feared

In June, her husband chased her down, slamming a car into her and breaking her pelvis. She filed a criminal complaint with the police against him and the case was still being investigated before Friday's bloodshed.

"Gee, officer Kenji. He was driving his car that slammed into his wife. Who do you think did it?"

Note to self: never call Japanese police for emergency.

GJ

[Mr. BIG]

Police said that shortly after 9 p.m. Friday, Yuki's uncle visited the Ujigawa home, but felt that something was suspicious because laundry had not been brought inside the home. Fearing the worst, the uncle telephoned the police. Officers broke into the Ujigawa home to be greeted by a bloody mess, with blood spattered throughout the apartment and the mutilated bodies of the Ujigawa couple and their grandson inside.

"Oh my GOD!? The laundry hasn't been brought in!! Nevermind my mutilated family, the laundry, the laundry!!"
What the kind of f*ed up sheet is that!? Maybe oji-san knows something, heh??