fappy, fappy, fappy, fappy, fappy, fappy, fappy

[Taro Toporific]

Via Gadget Watch No. 148 (from J@pan Inc magazine) 06/16/04

" Fappy, are photocopy and fax machines that have Home Sensor functions, which alert users when doors and windows are open....when users receive prank calls, the [fappy] plays messages to reject such calls and hang up automatically......"
More info: http://www.sharp.co.jp/corporate/news/040526-a.html

[nullpointer]

....when users receive prank calls, the [fappy] plays messages to reject such calls and hang up automatically......"

How would cough* fappy know if a call is prank or not. From what I know, even humans (dumb ones at least) are fooled by prank callers into believing that the calls are legit. so what does fappy come quipped with, ESP

[Taro Toporific]

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FAX makes it happy.(tm)

[Caustic Saint]

This fax machine from Sharp, the UX-F34CL 'Fappy,' not only can be set to recognize and screen prank calls (playing a rejection message to the miscreant callers), but can even detect when doors and windows have been opened, then send you a fax or phone you to alert that someone or something (crazy tanuki spirit has come to teabag your television!)
http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/sharp-fappy-fax-machine-detects-home-intruders-016296.php

If that's the case, I hope Fappy knows to order a new set to replace the one that's been destroyed.

[Taro Toporific]

New series of LINE stamps being offered...

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