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40% of Japanese cops are pigs

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40% of Japanese cops are pigs

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jun 29, 2004 12:20 pm

Via the June 28th postings of the "NBR" (The National Bureau of Asian Research)newsgroup...
Dr. Earl Kinmonth in the NBR wrote:...Although a 2002 OECD survey claimed that obesity in Japan (and Korea) was at one-tenth the US level, Japan may be rapidly catching up to the US "global standard" (is there a pun here?). This evening's edition of the Nihon keizai shinbun claims that 40 percent of Japanese cops are obese.
"Keisatsukan no 4 wari 'himan'" Nihon keizai shinbun ( 2004-June-28 )

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"40% of J Cops are Pigs"

Postby kurohinge1 » Tue Jun 29, 2004 12:30 pm

Beware of the air units ...

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Postby maraboutslim » Tue Jun 29, 2004 2:14 pm

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Postby bejiita » Tue Jun 29, 2004 3:13 pm

That is so wrong. Everyone knows Black Jesus died for yo malt liquor!

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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jun 29, 2004 3:21 pm

bejiita wrote:That is so wrong. Everyone knows Black Jesus died for yo malt liquor!

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I was just wondering folks, does Japan even sell a +alcohol, ghetto Malt Liquor?

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Postby maraboutslim » Tue Jun 29, 2004 3:26 pm

That Chu-hai stuff is pretty ghetto, isn't it?
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Postby bejiita » Tue Jun 29, 2004 3:40 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:I was just wondering folks, does Japan even sell a +alcohol, ghetto Malt Liquor?


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Just one drink equals one 40oz, right?

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jun 29, 2004 4:18 pm

maraboutslim wrote:That Chu-hai stuff is pretty ghetto, isn't it?


Nah....Chu-hai maxes out at only 7% alcohol in puny a 500ml can. :(

I want a "high gravity" malt liquor to pour on my breakfast cereal that's a full 40oz of 20% alcohol to be available in Jebus florescent flavors like "green."
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And.... WOTS with this Crazy Horse Malt Liquor(tm)?!? Why not market in Japan, Malcolm's Triple X overproofed Sour Mash or a top-shelf I've-been-to-the-mountain Martin Luther King Port?
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