Are Realdolls Just For Necrophiles?

[emperor]

Realdolls has been producing a couple of lifelike Asian looking dolls for a while:


even something for the ladies..


..and then they go and create some kind of anime Frankenstein like this



If it wasnt so damned expensive - I`d love to get one of these just as a piece of furniture;
I reacon it would be great fun at parties!!

more at http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp (obviously NSFW)

[aquamarine]

What the HELL is that thing with the pink hair... oh my god..

[Taro Toporific]

What the HELL is that thing with the pink hair... oh my god..

Gee, according my extensive understanding of Japanese culture from watching anime and reading manga, pink and blue are the standard hair colors of the Japanese race.

[Andocrates]

It's not just in anime.




" The central heating broke so I had to light the oven and hold my pussy in front of it to warm it up."

MRS SLOCOMBE:(Examining a display of cuddly toy animals):" But they're all dogs. Is there no demand for mechanical pussies?"
CAPTAIN PEACOCK:" I'm told people prefer the real thing."

" If there are any leftovers my pussy gobbles them up in a flash."

MR GOLDBERG:" You Mrs Slocombe will be the head pussy washer."
MRS SLOCOMBE:" Ohh! I'll be in seventh heaven."

" Having a bath at six o'clock in the morning played havoc with my pussy!"

MRS SLOCOMBE: " I cannot afford to take a ten percent pay cut."
MR SPOONER:" You could always send your pussy out to work."


" I inadvertantly dropped [some perfume] on my pussy and I had tomcats throwing themselves at my catflap all night."

MRS SLOCOMBE:(On the phone to a neighbour) " Go to the front door, bend down and look through the letterbox. If you can see my pussy then drop a sardine on the mat."


" I realised he means more to me than anything in the world, except my pussy of course."

"The surgeon came in and took one look at it and said,'that's got to go'. Twenty minutes later my pussy was in a basket on the way to Scotland."

"Well if I'm not home on the stoke of six my pussy goes mad!"

"I never having any trouble getting up in the morning, my pussy is like an alarm clock."

"I hope this isn't going to take long. The last time I was late a fireman had to climb out of my window and risk his life on a narrow ledge trying to grab hold of my pussy."

"Mr Humphries, leave my pussy alone!"

[dingosatemybaby]

What the HELL is that thing with the pink hair... oh my god..

Gee, according my extensive understanding of Japanese culture from watching anime and reading manga, pink and blue are the standard hair colors of the Japanese race.

Ain't it the truth. And anime teaches me that Japanese have really, really long legs, too.

You KNOW that in labs and research centers across Japan, dedicated nerds are feverishly developing androids that you can stick your dick in (oops, dangling participle - make that, in which you can stick your dick). I'd say that within about ten years it'll be possible in Japan to pay a million yen and get a robot that looks like a Realdoll (tm) and can say "okaeri," and "kimochii." And put away the futon and get a fuckin' beer, too.

dingo
-thinking about new uses for the innards from that old Aibo and checking out online prices for "electronic skin"

[Andocrates]

Well, real life sex dolls were not invented by the Japanese, but by an American. Of course you cant read any blanket racial statements into that.

[dingosatemybaby]

Well, real life sex dolls were not invented by the Japanese, but by an American. Of course you cant read any blanket racial statements into that.

Yeah, well...

[Taro Toporific]

Well, real life sex dolls were not invented by the Japanese, but by an American. Of course you cant read any blanket racial statements into that.

Yeah, well...

Comrades:
Everybody knows that real life sex dolls were invented by SOVIET SURPREME.