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Bit off lawyer's finger, ripped into housewife's butt

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:30 pm

Where was Soviet Supreme Wednesday night?
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Boar chomps lawyer's pinky, gores housewife's butt
(Mainichi Shimbun, July 15, 2004)
KOBE --
A 70-year-old lawyer lost her finger and a 56-year-old housewife sustained minor injuries to her buttocks after they were attacked by a rampaging wild boar here, police said.
The boar suddenly appeared out of the woods near a housing estate and attacked the women as they walked home from a shopping trip.
It bit the finger off the older woman, slammed its head into the buttocks of the housewife, then rushed back into the forest area from which it had come...on Wednesday night.
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Re: Bit off lawyer's finger, ripped into housewife's butt

Postby cliffy » Fri Jul 16, 2004 3:33 am

Taro Toporific wrote:?
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Uuummm, being picky but isn't Pumba a Warthog???


Don't hit me :oops:
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Re: Bit off lawyer's finger ...

Postby kurohinge1 » Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:22 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Boar chomps lawyer's pinky ...
It bit the finger off the older woman ...


Does this mean that the long arm of the law is a little shorter now? :wink:

".... just don't boar me." :oops:
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