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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:28 am

AssKissinger wrote:9.5 inches is fucking deep. I bet the J-girls you banged were like 'Damn!' when they first saw that thing. You must have had some trouble getting it in some of those chicks, huh? You ever hit any of those Aomori chicks in their backdoor. They're probably still talking about 'the terminator' if you did :lol: .


One girl said she would break if I put it in. So I told her it'd go in easier doggy style. She believed me. And it did.

I've never done "back door"

As far as penis' go. I'm a grower, not a shower.
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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:37 am

As far as penis' go. I'm a grower, not a shower.


I don't get it. What does that mean?
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Jul 21, 2004 4:25 pm

Not having balls, I thought I would ask the question anyway.... :P

Doesn't washing with anti-dandruff shampoo work? It usually works really well for any other type of skin rash problem, especially if fungal - eg tinea etc.

Otherwise, use a girls best friend, Canestine... Can you buy that in Japan???
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Postby kamome » Wed Jul 21, 2004 4:38 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Doesn't washing with anti-dandruff shampoo work? It usually works really well for any other type of skin rash problem, especially if fungal - eg tinea etc.


I've never heard of that particular remedy, so I wouldn't know if it works. But the other cause of itching is heat/sweat. No anti-fungal remedy can cure that.
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Jul 21, 2004 4:40 pm

kamome wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:Doesn't washing with anti-dandruff shampoo work? It usually works really well for any other type of skin rash problem, especially if fungal - eg tinea etc.


I've never heard of that particular remedy, so I wouldn't know if it works. But the other cause of itching is heat/sweat. No anti-fungal remedy can cure that.


I always thought you boys were scratching because of the regrowth after your brazillian waxing!!! :wink:

BTW any chick that wears pantyhose in this weather is asking for trouble....
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Wed Jul 21, 2004 7:03 pm

Tea tree oil.
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Postby japslapper » Wed Jul 21, 2004 8:49 pm

The best thing for crotch rot is UV light - just walk around outdoors(in daylight) naked for a while - UV will kill any fungus :idea:
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Postby kamome » Wed Jul 21, 2004 9:01 pm

japslapper wrote:The best thing for crotch rot is UV light - just walk around outdoors(in daylight) naked for a while - UV will kill any fungus :idea:


OK, the next time you see me walking around naked in the middle of Shibuya, you'll know what particular ailment I'm suffering from. :D
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Re: more cock talk

Postby American Oyaji » Wed Jul 21, 2004 9:08 pm

AssKissinger wrote:
As far as penis' go. I'm a grower, not a shower.


I don't get it. What does that mean?


I got this from the F|a|rk.com around the time Spiderman 2 came out.

Someone here posted something about Tobey McGuire and him sitting around with his wang out. It was a photoshopped picture of him being hung like Ron Jeremy.

Anyway, there was a big discsussion in F|a|rk about the types of penis'.

Some people are GROWERS and some are SHOWERS (show as in show business).

A growers is someone whose penis grows to its erect length and is generally much smaller flaccid than when erect.

A shower is a guy that his wang doesn't really change size, it just stands up and gets hard.

I like being a grower cuz my equipment doesn't get in the way of daily life. I had a roommate in the USAF who was a shower and he was ALWAYS having to readjust. It was funny!
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Postby electrocat » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:04 pm

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NeoNecroNomiCron wrote: A good indicator that you have an internal fungus infection is that you start getting athlete's foot fungus growing in your toenails.


this fungus ususally spreads from the toe to the nail. Not from some internal fungus or from jock itch.
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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:19 am

Will this thread ever die. I swear it is to haunt me for the rest of my life.
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Postby fast_dave » Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:51 am

Shave -

Meaning your sac, shaft, and the surrounding crotch area - you'll run a a lot cooler - trust me.

The added side benefit is that the chicks will dig you.

Hope that helps,
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Postby kamome » Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:53 pm

fast_dave wrote:Shave -

Meaning your sac, shaft, and the surrounding crotch area - you'll run a a lot cooler - trust me.

The added side benefit is that the chicks will dig you.

Hope that helps,
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This is a whole other topic. Do chicks really dig guys who shave themselves down there? Perhaps the preference is cultural: do J-women dig guys who shave or do Western women dig guys who shave?

Inquiring minds want to know... :wink:
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:56 pm

kamome wrote:This is a whole other topic. Do chicks really dig guys who shave themselves down there?
Inquiring minds want to know... :wink:


Now I thought shaving was a gay thing that sort carried over for better filming of porn.
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:06 pm

kamome wrote: This is a whole other topic. Do chicks really dig guys who shave themselves down there? Perhaps the preference is cultural: do J-women dig guys who shave or do Western women dig guys who shave?


"down there" -I have always thought that is a very odd sounding euphemism.. but I digress.

This is perhaps a good poll topic. But given that there are only about 4 chicks who post on this board it will not be a very good cross section.

Personally, I am sure that there are as many girls who like it as not. Just like there are some guys who hate it when girls get brazillians and others really like it.

I do think that the hairy back/butt cheeks is something that would not be favoured by the majority...

but a suggestion to those who are thinking of some depilatory action this summer - shave frequently and carefully or better yet WAX!!! Nobody likes stubble.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:19 pm

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Postby Kaibutsu » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:23 pm

japslapper wrote:The best thing for crotch rot is UV light - just walk around outdoors(in daylight) naked for a while - UV will kill any fungus :idea:


A visit to an open air onsen would accomplish this without any embarrassment or nasty public indecency charges. Just make sure you don't get too much sunlight, sunburned balls would hurt like a son of a bitch. :flame:
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:28 pm

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Re: more cock talk

Postby AssKissinger » Thu Jul 22, 2004 7:04 pm

American Oyaji wrote:
AssKissinger wrote:
As far as penis' go. I'm a grower, not a shower.


I don't get it. What does that mean?


I got this from the F|a|rk.com around the time Spiderman 2 came out.

Someone here posted something about Tobey McGuire and him sitting around with his wang out. It was a photoshopped picture of him being hung like Ron Jeremy.

Anyway, there was a big discsussion in F|a|rk about the types of penis'.

Some people are GROWERS and some are SHOWERS (show as in show business).

A growers is someone whose penis grows to its erect length and is generally much smaller flaccid than when erect.

A shower is a guy that his wang doesn't really change size, it just stands up and gets hard.

I like being a grower cuz my equipment doesn't get in the way of daily life. I had a roommate in the USAF who was a shower and he was ALWAYS having to readjust. It was funny!



Thanks for the explanation. I can't think of the name of this movie, but it's about this kid who wants to be on the football team but he's too small. So they bully him and tease him but he's like a super brainaic so when they tease him about his penis size in the shower he quotes this study from like the University of Chicago or something that says that the important thing regarding size in a flaccid penis is not length but the number of folds. Naturally if your penis has a bunch of folds in it when it become erect it stretches out longer accordian like.
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Postby kamome » Thu Jul 22, 2004 7:14 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Thanks for the explanation. I can't think of the name of this movie, but it's about this kid who wants to be on the football team but he's too small. So they bully him and tease him but he's like a super brainaic so when they tease him about his penis size in the shower he quotes this study from like the University of Chicago or something that says that the important thing regarding size in a flaccid penis is not length but the number of folds. Naturally if your penis has a bunch of folds in it when it become erect it stretches out longer accordian like.


Maybe you are talking about "Lucas", with Corey Haim as the lead and I believe the movie debut of Winona Ryder?

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Postby MissedTheBus » Sat Jul 24, 2004 3:49 pm

Going back on-topic I have found the last couple of weeks in Tokyo to be ever so slightly ludicrous in the whole sweaty crannet front

39 + suit = severe case of Betty swallocks, especially what with being from the UK where most people tend to pass out if it goes above 28.

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Postby GomiGirl » Mon Jul 26, 2004 2:12 pm

kamome wrote:
AssKissinger wrote:Thanks for the explanation. I can't think of the name of this movie, but it's about this kid who wants to be on the football team but he's too small. So they bully him and tease him but he's like a super brainaic so when they tease him about his penis size in the shower he quotes this study from like the University of Chicago or something that says that the important thing regarding size in a flaccid penis is not length but the number of folds. Naturally if your penis has a bunch of folds in it when it become erect it stretches out longer accordian like.


Maybe you are talking about "Lucas", with Corey Haim as the lead and I believe the movie debut of Winona Ryder?


Wasn't it the movie about Notre Dame University - Pride of the Irish or something like that. Based around a true story... lots of swelling music and proud moments of courage... yadi yadi yadi... damn I hate those types of movies. :roll:
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Postby Faded » Tue Jul 27, 2004 1:39 am

GomiGirl wrote:
kamome wrote:
AssKissinger wrote:Thanks for the explanation. I can't think of the name of this movie, but it's about this kid who wants to be on the football team but he's too small. So they bully him and tease him but he's like a super brainaic so when they tease him about his penis size in the shower he quotes this study from like the University of Chicago or something that says that the important thing regarding size in a flaccid penis is not length but the number of folds. Naturally if your penis has a bunch of folds in it when it become erect it stretches out longer accordian like.


Maybe you are talking about "Lucas", with Corey Haim as the lead and I believe the movie debut of Winona Ryder?


Wasn't it the movie about Notre Dame University - Pride of the Irish or something like that. Based around a true story... lots of swelling music and proud moments of courage... yadi yadi yadi... damn I hate those types of movies. :roll:


I believe you are thinking about "Rudy"
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"Plot Outline: Rudy has always been told that he was too small to play college football. But he is determined to overcome the odds and fulfill his dream of playing for Notre Dame"

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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:47 pm

NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:Will this thread ever die. I swear it is to haunt me for the rest of my life.

What is the difference between Jock Itch and Athlete's foot? :confused:
I always thought the difference was that Jock Itch was for women and an Athlete's Foot was for the dudes. Can someone clarify this?
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Postby Greener » Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:28 pm

Men's crotch protectors are called jockstraps and girl versions are called jillstraps.
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Postby Greji » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:39 am

Greener wrote:Men's crotch protectors are called jockstraps and girl versions are called jillstraps.


I always heard a "G" String hit the spot!

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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:18 am

Athletes Foot is on your foot.

Jock itch surrounds and covers the "goods", the "family jewels" your external reproductive organs.

Your dick and balls.

I think it's the same bacteria, but the location is what determines what it is called.
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Postby Socratesabroad » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:34 am

American Oyaji wrote:I think it's the same bacteria, but the location is what determines what it is called.


Very, very close. Jock itch and athlete's foot are actually fungal and not bacterial, but otherwise you're absolutely correct, they differ only by the area of the body they affect.

About Tinea infections
Fungal infections are named for the part of the body they infect.

Tinea pedis is usually called "athlete's foot." ("Pedis" is the Latin word for foot.) The moist skin between your toes is a perfect place for a fungus to grow. The skin may become itchy and red, with a white, wet surface.

When a fungus grows in the moist, warm area of the groin, the rash is called tinea cruris. ("Cruris" comes from the Latin for leg.) The common name for this infection is "jock itch."

Tinea capitis, which is called "ringworm," causes itchy, red areas, usually on the head. ("Capitis" comes from the Latin for head.) The hair is destroyed, leaving bald patches. This tinea infection is most common in children.


And the treatmentis often similar:
Many people with jock itch also have athlete's foot and these same creams can be applied to the feet.
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Postby Greji » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:00 am

Socratesabroad wrote:Very, very close. Jock itch and athlete's foot are actually fungal and not bacterial, but otherwise you're absolutely correct, they differ only by the area of the body they affect. rface.

When a fungus grows in the moist, warm area of the groin, the rash is called tinea cruris. ("Cruris" comes from the Latin for leg.) The common name for this infection is "jock itch."

Tinea capitis, which is called "ringworm," causes itchy, red areas, usually on the head. ("Capitis" comes from the Latin for head.) The hair is destroyed, leaving bald patches. This tinea infection is most common in children.


Hey, it's Neo's problem we're working here. The old haiku standby is applicable!

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to the crab's disappointment,
that's the only way.
Though it burns and itches,
it'll kill them sonzabitches
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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:27 am

How does athlete's foot travel up to your crotch in the first place? :confused:
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