Pip-squeak paramours

[tokyojoe]

Pip-squeak paramours have gals going gaga
Sounds like the J-chicks are going for mini G!

[befamfivh]

mini men
Lilliputian lover
pip-squeak paramours
shrimpy swain
puny partner
itty-bitty blokes
diminutive date
short suitors

that's a whole lotta alliteration...

I'd hate to be that guy who's girlfriend makes him trade clothes with her. Or the one who's girlfriend says that he "kindles my maternal instincts". Poor, poor short guys.