oh to be a dog

[Faded]

I always wondered why people took those "animal husbandry" courses in college, now I see a practical use

randy rover

hopefully these aren't the people in sexless marriages

"remember folks its okay to Love your pets, just don't Loooooovvvvvveeee your pets"
-Jeanine Garafolo
"Cats and Dogs"

[Big Booger]

"We live with my husband's parents, who always used to let their Shiba dog relieve its sexual frustrations on their legs, so we simply followed suit. The Shiba is already 8, so it doesn't do it as often, but my husband lets our 2-year-old Chihuahua go for broke on his arms or legs until it ejaculates, and I let it use my hands," she says. "We were talking about breeding him and wanted him to have some practice. I formed a circle with my thumb and index finger and let him rub up against that. We did the breeding in a park and it went perfectly, which I suppose was the result of all the practice we'd given him. We want to be good owners. He's a randy little beast. Even after the breeding session, he still wanted to do it with our hands several times a day. My husband has started having second thoughts about him."

FREAK ALERT!!!

[Caustic Saint]

FREAK ALERT!!!

Would it be freakier if it was a parakeet?

[Big Booger]

FREAK ALERT!!!

Would it be freakier if it was a parakeet?

Twisted, simply twisted.