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Learn the POWER of the Ninja
by Taro Toporific » Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:56 pm
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FUCK THE 2020 OLYMPICS!
FUCK THE 2020 OLYMPICS!
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by amdg » Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:26 am
Only five dollars? How could you lose??!! 
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
- Otaru Onsen Oral Testimony
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Keep staring, I might do a trick.
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Noriko you whore!
- Otaru Onsen Oral Testimony
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Keep staring, I might do a trick.
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Noriko you whore!
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by amdg » Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:56 am
Could you be a doll and do that for me? 
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
- Otaru Onsen Oral Testimony
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Keep staring, I might do a trick.
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Noriko you whore!
- Otaru Onsen Oral Testimony
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Keep staring, I might do a trick.
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Noriko you whore!
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amdg - Maezumo
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- Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:09 pm
- Location: Leaving Noriko's bedroom window as Omae enters
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